Leia doesn't die. Look becomes one with the force. Snoke dies. Kylo becomes the new supreme leader...

Leia doesn't die. Look becomes one with the force. Snoke dies. Kylo becomes the new supreme leader. Rey is still a Mary Sue. Finn is still a big nigger. Phasma dies like a bitch. Everyone in the First Order is an idiot.

Oh and Admiral Ackbar dies too. Leia is capable of breathing and flying through space. Lol.

One last game of Gwent!

Lol

Not sure if this legit or not

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Bumpin' with pronz

Can someone confirm this plz?

just saw the movie and can confirm

Space Leia is a thing now.

Jew Jew Abrams strikes again.

Ffs Disney

so what's left for the next film

Kylo Ren is still alive and is Supreme Leader, Hucks is still alive and is a bitch. And about 20 rebels are going to defeat them and their entire legions.

Oh also and Rey parents were just junk dealers, she's literally not related to anyone lol.

Starwars wuz kangs

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Needs more porn. Spread the word user, don't go see dat shit! Don't give the jews money!

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Bumping for jew jew

did the nigger and the spic get together?

No he got in with an asian chick it seems.

so what's your rating

“Rated by fans as the best ever”
Before anyone has seen it
????

It was disappointing, but consistently disappointing. So unlike the previous one, you at least expect to be disappointed. Oh also, Luke tried to murder Kylo Ren while he was sleeping, which is why he turned to the Dark Side.

Take enough pills and you'll fly through space too. I can't wait to see her battle tie fighters

>Farm boy blows up the largest imperial installation in the Galaxy after only just starting to explore his powers
Remembered fondly

>Girl with knowledge of melee combat hold her own against and injured and sloppy darksider who hasn't completed his training
People still crying about it two years later

Lol this fanbase has destroyed this franchise

Why would he try to murder Kylo?

>Girl with no lightsaber training literally beats Luke Skywalker in 3 moves.

>Welcome to Disney

Well he didn't really try to murder him, he just thought about it, in his tent, with his lightsaber on and Kylo "MISUNDERSTOOD HIM"

please gibe synopsis

Rebel Fleet about to be destroyed. 1 bomber destroys a mega star destroyer. Rebels Run. First Order tracks them through hyperspace (because science). Nigger and random asian chick go to find some codebreaker dude so they can board the mega star destroyer to turn off the light speed detector (it's just one button lol) They fail, but hurt a lot of innocent people for no reason. Then the bridge of Leia's ship is destroyed, Admiral Ackbar dies, Leia is sucked into space but flies back to the bridge in the vacuum. Star destroyers can't shoot rebels cuz their ships are faster (Even though they have hundreds of bombers that are never deployed for no reason) Rebels run to planet with one bunker after almost their fleet destroyed. Kylo Ren kills Snoke. Rey beats his ass. Rey beats Luke Skywalker's ass. MaRey Sue? Rey goes to planet, saves everyone. Luke Skywalker projects himself via force hologram and fools everyone. Kylo Ren is still an emo fag. Luke Dies. Nigger gets with asian chick. Some kid is being retarded. The end.

tyty!

Literally makes me miss the prequels.

Holy fuck that's awful, but also exactly what I expect from this movie.

Honestly these new Star Wars films are MUCH worse than the prequels and I've always hated the prequels.
The Disney films are just so soulless, so uncreative and empty.

If you were wondering, there's no character development for ANYONE in this movie. You learn nothing about any of them. None of them grows. They're the exact same people they were at the beginning of the last movie. The plot makes no sense even in the context of the universe it exists in and honestly I don't see how people can still want to pay money to see these.

Does anyone else think the prequels were better?

legit

Yep, they were definitely better. But hey, at least this movie was diverse. There was asian woman, black man, mexican man, white woman, jew man, some mongol dude....

Idk man, Rogue One is as good as any of the three originals, but I agree that Eps I-III & VII are shite.

lol, found the sjw

well, at least Rey didn't get to the darkside and back 5 seconds later just to become an even more mary-sue ish gray jedi
...right?

No she's mary sue enough to resist the dark side and become literally the rebirth of the jedi order without any real training or knowledge about the jedi.

and i thought they couldn't do worse
ffs disney

lol, found the fucktard who thinks everything is an sjw conspiracy.

kek. now THAT sounds like some sjw shit.

>Leia doesn't die
Grand Moff Leia for the win

And this is predicted by YODA HIMSELF. The same Yoda who rejected Anakin's training because he was too old, now agrees that this untrained, super powerful adult bitch is worthy of leading the jedi literally based on nothing.

>Phasma dies like a bitch.
Who?

Also dead jedi can control the weather and rain lightning down on their enemies.

You know, chrome plated StormTrooper who is on all of the posters but doesn't actually do anything in the movies?

So what you're saying is they're just Jewish

a random ass jedi or someone powerful?

it doesn't sound that bad or surprising, given the Siths can throw ligtning

Yoda.

>implying I've seen the posters
>implying I've left the house since I was dragged to TFA by my family Christmas day

Rogue One was trash. The ultimate fan fiction film. You have to be a child to think it's at all on par with the original films.

one of the strongest jedi, who became one with the force, can use upscaled force powers once in a blue moon to make something interesting happen, all green in my books, heh

>ultimate fanfic
wake me up when Kyle Katarn kicks everyone's asses

I meant that in the most negative possible way. If RO had Kyle Katarn in it I probably would have loved it

Yeah, well, if the dead jedi can do shit, why isn't palpatine wrecking the galaxy?

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So luke does die?

How can this be even worse then expected???

Look Skiwocker?

We know for a fact Leia doesn't die because she was meant to be in episode 9

Luke becomes one with the force.

So he does die?

Bump.

because he's a sith, not a jedi?
(some) dead jedi become one with the force when they die, i doubt it's the same for the sith as the dark side uses the force in a much different way

Yes, he vaporizes himself and becomes a blue spirit like Obi Wan. No one kills him though.

Dark side is just as much part of the force as the light side. And Star Wars Clone Wars \ Rebels (canon for Disney) confirms that Sith can become one with the force, so you're full of shit.

Does he stay around for the rest of the movie?

my apologies, then, i'm not all knowing

Yoda returns from the spirit land to troll Luke one last time. With fucking fire.

Just saw it and left disappointed. Felt like they lost what made it stars wars and more like a marvel movie. Really bad choices on humor pushed into scenes.

Might just be a first reaction but thought TFA was better. Huge waste on snoke and the fight immediately after. Hated all characters in this one too, pretty much exactly where we left them last time except a few less.

Not looking forward to what else is coming.

Someone fucking tell me, does luke stay around or just fucking disappears.

its legit, it was already in cinemas in prague

So just like if RotJ was the second movie in the trilogy.

He's in it until the very end. Honestly they fucked his character so bad. No wonder Mark Hamill is so fucking pissed at Disney.

Do you think he'll return in the next movie?

Star wars is probably the dumbest shit ever shat on this world

As a ghost probably.

was not, 9/11 for me... it was a movie about me and my generation, made for my generation, about everything that defines us, what scares us what we want, how we eant it, trough the whole spectrum of everyone of my age...
29 yo btw
ps. that fucking blast trough snokes ship? mindblowing

No it wasn't it was retarded, why didn't the other two ships in their fleet just do that once they were running out of fuel and be done with it?

he "dies" by doing the disappearing act obi wan does in a new hope after using too much of the force

Hey and the "real enemies" turn out to be weapon dealers, selling tech to first order AND resistance. They live on a secret casino planet, where they are having constant posh parties while torturing animals and using human kids as slaves,

Lul. That is beyond 'tarded, Sup Forumsro.
The worst part? This is the only thing I wanted to see this year besides Blade Runner and I skipped that because Jared Leto is a pretentious poof and because the cast jumped on that #TakeAKnee bullshit bandwagon right before the movie dropped.

You mean a one handed old codger with little to no training lost to a youth who's had to fight to survive every day? And all of this in a space adventure with magic a laser swords?

>Insanity

So Qui-Gon and Obi-Juan's endorsement, Anakin's pod racing jedi skills and mitichlorian counts, and all that didn't sway Yoda, but he lets this spunky little dumpster diver take the fuckin reins? Yeah. No. Fuck you, JJ Abrams. Fuck you, George Lucas. Fuck you, Disney. And fuck you, Rian Johnson. I had hope for this because Looper was fuckin awesome, but goddamn.
Thanks for heads up & info in this thread, anons.
Also, today OP was not a faggot at all.

yoda became the ultimate troll

Age means nothing to Jedi fighting skills faggot, aka Dooku and Yoda. Found the Trudeau virtue signaling cuck.

Still has two hands and both function.
Old doesn't always mean weak or decrepit. Luke wasn't some fogey when she found him on that hill.
She didn't "fight every day to survive" she was a fucking scavenger; far from the warrior you're trying to make her out to be.
She has no training or qualifications, but still somehow gets the job because Disney and because warped concept of fairness in modern society.
You sound like a spoiled millennial turd.

>faggot

Yet another unbelievably retarded and disappointing script.

That's retarded

its about the story, not about being real ffs, let the magic flow trough you, dont be so fucking negative all the time, the story is about exact opposite

She's related to Mary Sue tho.

>Beats an old guy with a fake hand that's falling apart from disrepair, who hasn't had any practise in however fucking long he's been sitting around on a rock in the middle of an ocean

>sturr wurrs is teh voice of a generation tho!

fucking kek, you drama club member.

>prague
do you have cinemas there?

This, it took three full films for Luke to confront Palpatine, and he got his ass handed to him and would have died if not for Vader. Mary Sue picks up a lightsaber for the first time and becomes insta-jedi, because muh hard life in da dez.

What story? The story was absolute shite.