The Betway Premier League is outside mainland UK for the final time this season as Belfast hosts tonight's action; rumours that Brendan Dolan and Daryl Gurney have prepared a "special surprise" for another 9 dart finish are still unproven.
Doubling up this week are the two competitors in the horrendous 2013 World Grand Prix final (and slightly less horrendous 2014 Grand Slam of Darts final) and the rape victim on that night - Dave Chisnall - plays another Stokie in Adrian Lewis. The dim one managed to throw away seven match darts to drop a vital point in Liverpool, while Aidey hit a majestic nine darter against the 5 time world champion on his way to a convincing victory.
That night's rapist Phil Taylor is then up against expert Pheel remover Gary Anderson. Gando was the beneficiary of Chizzy's inability to win, and with Taylor having thrown away a 5-3 lead last week, another similar bottlejob would see the Scot move into second and leave Pheel 1 point outside the top 4.
Taylor's victor last time out James Wade faces clown Peter Wright in the night's middle fixture. Classic Wade was on display last week while Wright managed to fuck up 4 attempts to put away the World Number 1 and then got raped by the real Scot. The two met in the weekend's Euro Tour event and ended the match in frosty circumstances, so it'll be interesting to see if that repeats.
Another weekend repeat follows with the king of all Dutch derbies as Michael van Gerwen and Raymond van Barneveld clash. The Autism Express won the Euro Tour event averaging a ridiculous 107 over his five matches, including 105 in his quarter-final defeat of RVB. Crucially though, Barney ended MVG's TV unbeaten streak, and a similar performance would really shake things up at the top.
Ending the evening are Chizzy and Taylel, who both need the win to keep any O2 hopes alive. You just get the feeling that even vulnerable Pheel will pump the dunce though.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 1.
>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm BST start, all matches best of 12 legs) Chizzy v SnackP&Ot Taylel v Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson Snakeshite v James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade MvGOAuTism v Barney Dave "Head Like A Kettle" Chisnall v Phil "Caravan of Love" Taylor
>Lewis too busy thinking about a 99 ice cream when he had 99 left
Michael Gonzalez
>Lewis
Charles White
>the absolute state of Lewis
Jeremiah Hall
lol that bull attempt
Isaac Cook
>drunk cameraman
Luis Allen
>losing to Dave Dismal >Fatpot
Landon Nguyen
>Lewis attempts to push out last night's double kebab with chips to make room for this evening's triple kebab with chips
Austin Williams
>Dave Chisnall interview the_thinker.jpg
Ayden Myers
Unrelated but do any of you lads know what happened to /bet/?
Isaac Cook
They fucked off to their own Discord channel.
Justin King
...
Carson Moore
>Philth
Kevin Wood
Hello, instead of watching Taylor, have this video of MvG entertaining some darts fans with Down's syndrome youtube.com/watch?v=8MjQnkhzj78
Carson Thompson
>pheel getting booed to fuck by the proddies thank you based norn iron
Kayden Reed
>your filenames
Ethan Adams
why is big vinny there
Julian Thomas
Chizzy should have been there as well
Chase Perry
>Taylor getting pumped
Landon Gomez
...
Logan Myers
based gando
Julian Long
>finishing with S16 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tyler Clark
>it's a "Mardle fellates Taylor" episode zzzzz
Kayden Fisher
Mardle getting rattled by the bogey numbers
Benjamin Gomez
>Gando throwing it from 4-0 Fucker's had a bet on 7-4 Taylor, hasn't he.
Kevin Fisher
TAYLEL!!!!!
David Johnson
>le giggling matchfixer
Austin Perry
Kinda like watching phil as the heel
David Perez
this is bs
Isaiah Flores
anderson btfo
Josiah Wood
Yep.
Expect the DRA to be investigating that match for irregular betting patterns.
Asher Mitchell
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Nicholas Miller
>virtual whitewash from 4-0 up >Gando
Blake Lee
>phil as the heel Hasn't this always been the case?
Jackson Wilson
He seems to be playing up to it and enjoying it now
Thomas Evans
From the aforementioned Euro Tour event in the OP.
>that complete lack of eye contact
Christopher Adams
AND HERE COMES THE NAMEDROPPING
Isaiah Carter
Taylor outright lying there.
Jason Thompson
Pure autism
Jose Peterson
>le change darts every match man
Luis Robinson
>Clownman wearing a "Raymond van Barneveld 50th birthday" badge Fuck's sake.
David Walker
>29
Zachary Ward
This is fucking rubbish.
Brandon Edwards
ikr
Ayden Perry
>slowish players + Dolanesque averages No wonder the crowd are dead.
Carson Barnes
>stream dead
even the casters are falling asleep
Ian Davis
...
Levi Bennett
If Wright wasn't such an insecure attention-seeking prick, he wouldn't keep changing his darts.
Dropped 7 points off his average from last week because of it.
Isaac Garcia
>Wright chugging hairspray before the interview again
Carter Bennett
...
Jayden Brown
MON RAYMONDO
Joshua James
>that "Barney 50" shirt
Nolan Rivera
BARNEY ARMY
Ian Smith
>this terrible Barney start #pray4diabetes
Isaiah Miller
BARNEY ARMY
Bentley Sullivan
DAT 140
Brandon Cox
DAT 140
Lincoln Mitchell
>RVB 140 followed by a MVG 11 darter
Oliver Hall
>autism miscounting >wins the leg anyway
Adrian Gutierrez
DAT DOUBLE DOUBLE
Joshua Moore
demolishing D:
Michael White
AutismPrevailsLOL
Ethan Williams
>MVG averaged "just" 103 >raped RVB who averaged about 10 points less CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
Jace White
...
Chase Martinez
>MVG taking Studd's "you're in the semi-finals" comment literally fucking autism
Aiden Stewart
Hilarious 2bh
Lincoln Adams
Huh it was Barney who beat Wade on his birthday a few weeks back.
Matthew Torres
Unfortunately for the rest of the PL field, MVG's birthday is not on a Thursday.
However, he does turn 28 next Tuesday.
Asher Sullivan
>taylel
Adam Nelson
>pheel being a cocky cunt and getting punished for it ayyyy
Lincoln Perez
No better feel
Brandon Cruz
>TAYLOR IS BACK!!!11 >jobs against Chisnall bravo, Sky
Lucas Smith
>JIZZY oh my days
>PHEEL we
Ayden Hughes
>Taylel
Wyatt Reed
Is/was Part off somewhere? Didn't recall seeing him tonight. Take care everyone, see you next week
Asher James
No idea, m8. He's always on and off - never really regular, it seems. See you next week, lad.
Landon Jones
And that D4 ends quite a surprising night in Belfast, especially if you're a yellow dunce from St. Helens.
That is because Dave Chisnall is somehow still in with a chance of qualifying for the O2 with a double defeat of Stoke's greatest. Dave's first victory came at the expense of the inconsistent Adrian Lewis, who was averaging under 80 early on in the match as Chizzy went 3-0 up. Although Lewis finally got going on a 99 after busting it the previous visit, he won only two more legs as the yellow one averaged 104 and finished at 54% in victory.
Phil Taylor staged a quite phenomenal fightback as he overturned a 4-0 deficit with seven straight legs to beat Gary Anderson. The Prowler had no composure early on as Gando hit 44 to go 4 ahead with a whitewash on the cards. However, it's clear Gando had lumped it all on a Taylor 7-4 as Pheel went crazy, hitting 17 140s and outscoring the Scot to the point where he only had 1 more attempt at a finish. This was rare classic Taylor: hopefully the last time.
Peter Wright's decision to change his darts yet again luckily paid off as James Wade was all but eliminated in a dour fixture that saw both men average in the mid-90s. There's really nothing else to say about it.
Raymond van Barneveld's 50th birthday celebrations were completely ruined as Michael van Gerwen gained revenge for his sole loss in the PL so far. A Barney 140 was his only big moment as the Autism Express powered in a 103 average, which was just too much for the inner bull-reaching Dutchman.
Chizzy then stunned Taylor with a similar performance to his opener: an early break followed by constant holds. Pheel turning down a 122 bull finish at 5-2 down backfired as he failed to take out D16 and didn't win another leg.
The final 5-fixture night of this year's PL is next week:
>James Wade v Adrian Lewis >Dave Chisnall v Michael van Gerwen >Phil Taylor v Peter Wright >Gary Anderson v Raymond van Barneveld >Adrian Lewis v Michael van Gerwen
See you then.
Michael Davis
Whoops - I made a typo:
>Pheel turning down a 122 bull finish to score 90 at 3-1 down backfired as he failed to take out D16 and won just one more leg.
Carter Martin
lol. Also lol at the feeler. See you next week mate.
