So apparently Americans think spooning with a male friend...

So apparently Americans think spooning with a male friend, kissing his cheek to say hello or showering together after sports is "gay".

What are some things that are considered gay in your country but acceptable elsewhere, or vice versa?

>tfw no straight american to cuddle with

>americans are this prude

lmao, i bet you shower with bathing shorts on

>kissing his cheek to say hello
you don't actually do this, right?

americans truly experienced nothing

I want an arabic bf :'(

>spooning
Gay as fuck, no argument.

>kiss on the cheek hello
Acceptable depending on the culture of the area. It's not gay if a Frenchy does it, since it's expected. Breaking social norms for the sake of kissing a dude is pretty gay, though.

>shower after sports
Not gay at all, that's a staple of high schools. It's just practical.

>Americans have forced clothing in their same-sex saunas

This is why your women are choosing arabs instead of actual French men

>instead of actual French men
Theres no such thing as 'French' culture or people.

>that username
Kek

We do sometimes, and we're Eastern Euro

But you must act embarrassed afterwards, and pretend you didn't like it.

Once I kissed a Brit friend on the cheek to say hello. He thought I was gay and hitting on him, and he kissed me back... on the mouth.

That was really ackward.

I still let him suck my dick much later on though.

>This is what France and the UK ended up doing after years of rivalry.

>been out of the closet for almost a year
>have a qt bf
>have held hands in public, kiss and just be very cutesy to each other

I'm so happy :3

Good for you senpai I'm jealous desu

>americans microwave their friends

jelly

wat

rliy blinks my hard drive

I like to kiss my male friends on the cheeks on their birthdays because it annoys the hell out of them. People should be less stuck up about shit that obviously isn't meant in a sexual way.

Thats a bit gay

Which one?

Can someone be my pretend bf?

I want to practice.

>spooning

it is gay

wat is spooning

nothing wrong with the occasional no homo snog

What the two benders in OPs pic are doing

>No homo

Could have posted two chicks doing that.

>tfw you realise united statians are more sane than your fellow europeans

>showering together after sports is "gay".
No not if it's in the huge auschwitz style showers at the gym. However you don't really have a choice.

That's a Frenchman shitlord.

>think spooning with a male friend
That´s gay because it makes me want to have his dick inside my mouth
Can't help it