Just got back from costa rica. Found a scorpion in my luggage its still alive what do? Dubs or trips decide...

Just got back from costa rica. Found a scorpion in my luggage its still alive what do? Dubs or trips decide. No pooper or anything sexual

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Call your county extension agent

up the pooper

Op here. Live in texas so this scorpion has flew over 1300 miles to the US

create him a terrarium

>go release it in neighbors yard
>it becomes king of yard
>neighbors kill it

Pet it is

place it in apartment vent or some shit like that

reroll

Seems unlikely. Where, exactly, was the scorpion found in your luggage?

Too late think he killed himself or its just pretending

F

I had some clothes that I had left outside to dry. Where still wet when I placed them inside bag and into my luggage. Had no idea I had it with me this whole time

Where were you in Costa Rica?

Yeah its dead

Now eat it

Rolling for Viking funeral

Milk it OP there venom sells for million dollars for a gallon so even a few drops will make bank

Was staying at the barcelo san jose in costa rica

Thought the scorpions in costa rica dont have venom unlike others around the world

But why stay in San Jose? Kinda boring. Did you get out and do some other stuff?

Not by choice. Friend picked out all the details. Yeah I did other things like went to go see the national parks and such

Update

Sneaky bastard. He moved his front leg just now

The story continues... kiss it

let it sting you

I second that

put it in a box with a few crickets and then wrap it up like a present and mail it to someone.

Rerawrl

Rull

Fuck this

Step on it or flush it

Up your nose stinger first

Re-roll

I was just about to throw it away but seen little fucker was playing dead

jizz on it

WINRAR

Up your nose. Dead or alive the stinger goes up your nose.

No sexual

Yeah nothing sexual

Rolling for arachnid aviator program

Where to?

Wherever the balloons take him

fucking do it op and post webm

put your cock in the same shot as the scorpion

shove it up your urethra

Kill it. It's the onl;y good thing to do.

give him a good burial, in your stomach

Do it

Alright let me get a balloon

Eat it

why is he covered in cum?

Hes not

It was clearly dead or very close in the OP pic.

I started shaking him inside a cup and he moved his leg so hes still alive but on the verge of death also

EAT IT

He's fucked mate.
Scorpions don't lay their tail flat sideways like that unless they're fucked

could just be postmortem spasms

Could be you're a moran

Waiting in anticipation for this glorious sight OP

*moron you jacko (jackass + asshole)

Yeah just have to run down the store to get a balloon then its off to the races

scorpio user is ascending the stairway to heaven

put it in your butt

Welcome newfag
Enjoy you're stay

Hurry back OP

2 dollars for this shit. You gotta be kidding me

Lets hope you got helium.

eat it you sissy
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Let it sting you.

We're already getting a balloon send off.

if kek wills it,people will stop injecting no gf juice in me

Fuck I got no helium. Whats an alternative

Take it to the vet

How did you manage to fuck that up?

well now you have to eat it

Eat it or pay for some helium.

What's he covered in?

get helium now

Its close to NYE.. got a rocket?

just don't release it into the wild. I don't know where you live or that species' specific adaptive potential but this is how environmental issues associated with invasive species and/or disease introduction can occur......viking fucking funeral!

Microwave it

I was hoping for the balloons but I'm up for the Viking burial suggestion.

Go to party city or dollar tree to get a balloon
and send your xbox to the heavens

that's a bark scorpion from costa rica you dumbfuck
a sting of those fuckers is gonna give you a bad time

(not even close to deadly... but painful)

Microwave him for 60 seconds.

>make paper boat
>go to body of water
>light the paper boat
>pics or webm if ur cool
>fucking do it

Destroy it. No telling what a foreign species can do to your native ecosystem. Incinerate it completely

>make paper boat
>go to body of water
>light the paper boat
>pics or webm if ur cool
>fucking do it
do it op
fucking do it

Microwave or freeze him

...

HOLY SHIT, reroll I GOT FUCKING KEK'D TWICE

fucking do it please
>make paper boat
>go to body of water
>light the paper boat
>pics or webm if ur cool
>fucking do it

reroll because i want to see this

One off, yikes.
Also roll.

Heading to dollar store where they got a balloon with helium already. Will be back in a bit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IM GETTING SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT, 3 TIMES ALREADY, IF KEK WILLS IT [yo this is a reroll] I will finally get some fucking dubs

put sharpies up IT'S ass

Put on a xbox and send it to Microsoft twitter
They'll probably send you a free xbox (scorpio)
:DDDDDD

i belive texas also has bark scorpions. OP is from texas