Just got back from costa rica. Found a scorpion in my luggage its still alive what do? Dubs or trips decide. No pooper or anything sexual
Just got back from costa rica. Found a scorpion in my luggage its still alive what do? Dubs or trips decide...
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Call your county extension agent
up the pooper
Op here. Live in texas so this scorpion has flew over 1300 miles to the US
create him a terrarium
>go release it in neighbors yard
>it becomes king of yard
>neighbors kill it
Pet it is
place it in apartment vent or some shit like that
reroll
Seems unlikely. Where, exactly, was the scorpion found in your luggage?
Too late think he killed himself or its just pretending
F
I had some clothes that I had left outside to dry. Where still wet when I placed them inside bag and into my luggage. Had no idea I had it with me this whole time
Where were you in Costa Rica?
Yeah its dead
Now eat it
Rolling for Viking funeral
Milk it OP there venom sells for million dollars for a gallon so even a few drops will make bank
Was staying at the barcelo san jose in costa rica
Thought the scorpions in costa rica dont have venom unlike others around the world
But why stay in San Jose? Kinda boring. Did you get out and do some other stuff?
Not by choice. Friend picked out all the details. Yeah I did other things like went to go see the national parks and such
Update
Sneaky bastard. He moved his front leg just now
The story continues... kiss it
let it sting you
I second that
put it in a box with a few crickets and then wrap it up like a present and mail it to someone.
Rerawrl
Rull
Fuck this
Step on it or flush it
Up your nose stinger first
Re-roll
I was just about to throw it away but seen little fucker was playing dead
jizz on it
WINRAR
Up your nose. Dead or alive the stinger goes up your nose.
No sexual
Yeah nothing sexual
Rolling for arachnid aviator program
Where to?
Wherever the balloons take him
fucking do it op and post webm
put your cock in the same shot as the scorpion
shove it up your urethra
Kill it. It's the onl;y good thing to do.
give him a good burial, in your stomach
Do it
Alright let me get a balloon
Eat it
why is he covered in cum?
Hes not
It was clearly dead or very close in the OP pic.
I started shaking him inside a cup and he moved his leg so hes still alive but on the verge of death also
EAT IT
He's fucked mate.
Scorpions don't lay their tail flat sideways like that unless they're fucked
could just be postmortem spasms
Could be you're a moran
Waiting in anticipation for this glorious sight OP
*moron you jacko (jackass + asshole)
Yeah just have to run down the store to get a balloon then its off to the races
scorpio user is ascending the stairway to heaven
put it in your butt
Welcome newfag
Enjoy you're stay
Hurry back OP
2 dollars for this shit. You gotta be kidding me
Lets hope you got helium.
eat it you sissy
youtube.com
Let it sting you.
We're already getting a balloon send off.
if kek wills it,people will stop injecting no gf juice in me
Fuck I got no helium. Whats an alternative
Take it to the vet
How did you manage to fuck that up?
well now you have to eat it
Eat it or pay for some helium.
What's he covered in?
get helium now
Its close to NYE.. got a rocket?
just don't release it into the wild. I don't know where you live or that species' specific adaptive potential but this is how environmental issues associated with invasive species and/or disease introduction can occur......viking fucking funeral!
Microwave it
I was hoping for the balloons but I'm up for the Viking burial suggestion.
Go to party city or dollar tree to get a balloon
and send your xbox to the heavens
that's a bark scorpion from costa rica you dumbfuck
a sting of those fuckers is gonna give you a bad time
(not even close to deadly... but painful)
Microwave him for 60 seconds.
>make paper boat
>go to body of water
>light the paper boat
>pics or webm if ur cool
>fucking do it
Destroy it. No telling what a foreign species can do to your native ecosystem. Incinerate it completely
>make paper boat
>go to body of water
>light the paper boat
>pics or webm if ur cool
>fucking do it
do it op
fucking do it
Microwave or freeze him
...
HOLY SHIT, reroll I GOT FUCKING KEK'D TWICE
fucking do it please
>make paper boat
>go to body of water
>light the paper boat
>pics or webm if ur cool
>fucking do it
reroll because i want to see this
One off, yikes.
Also roll.
Heading to dollar store where they got a balloon with helium already. Will be back in a bit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IM GETTING SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT, 3 TIMES ALREADY, IF KEK WILLS IT [yo this is a reroll] I will finally get some fucking dubs
put sharpies up IT'S ass
Put on a xbox and send it to Microsoft twitter
They'll probably send you a free xbox (scorpio)
:DDDDDD
i belive texas also has bark scorpions. OP is from texas