NOPE/Phobia thread

NOPE/Phobia thread.
>pic related

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not sure if just me...

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Imagine these crawling in your bed

look like weaving orb spider.
not much of a threat.

not sure why, but these bugs are actually pretty. From a distance of course.

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cute

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This is why man created nukes

oops quoted wrong picture

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FUCK earwigs
oh and fuck these too

Standard honey bee. Only cuz I'm allergic and it hurts like shit when they sting me.

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this is really disturbing

youtube.com/watch?v=1Ubm3XMccbQ

The Candiru don't piss in the Amazon

HOLY SHIT YOU GOT TRIPS FUCKING CHECKED THREAD DERAILED NIGGER

I once opened up a plastic toy I found in the bushes and hundreds of baby ones fell out it everywhere. *shudders*

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I don't have a problem with these dudes
but FUCK WASPS
not only do their hives trigger my typhobia. They also look scary as shit and their stings hurt like a bitch. They aggressive af
Don't even get me started on those Asian ones.
best reason to nuke china btw

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literally no

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I used to be disgusted by them as well.
Until I realized they're basically just retarded ants. Just look at them.
Btw they use their tweezers only to carry stuff around, they don't use it to bite.

Dude these guys creep me out but I only see them rarely and they take care of all the spiders and ants for me.

Just being in the same room with one of these is terrifying.

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WHAT THE FUCK

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE

These things don't even have fangs or a stinger. Literally harmless to humans

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>yfw you trip and fall on one of these

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thisiswhyimvegetarian.jpg

Wrong image

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Fuck that must have been there a while. In the UK they all die over winter except for the pregnant queens, which hibernate then start from scratch the following spring. So they never get that big.

>be me
>warm weather time
>those things out in force
>chickens eat the fuck out of them
>happy chickens
>never see them cone inside the house so pay them no mind
>one day
>enjoying a nice glass of iced tea
>set tea down on the counter and go do some shit
>remember glass of tea
>take a swig
>feel hard as fuck pinch on my upper lip
>spray tea out my mouth onto the floor
>feel lip
>nothing
>look at floor where i sprayed tea
>earwig
This happened 4 years ago, i dont drink out of anything without a fucking lid

Don't hate them, they just want to give you finger hugs.

I dont eat seafood precisely because of shit like this

For $5k I'll jump in the middle of that and give it a Macho Man trademark elbow drop

I remember they had to eat those alive on fear factor

Basically the No.1 predator in nature here

>Mites
Aren't they ticks?

>ticks
Guess so. Sorry for my google translate.

That watch tho

Fuck those sneaky bastards. They will climb to the tops of blades of grass and wait for you to pass by. They will even drop from tree limbs onto your head.

Fucking little niggers.

no

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What are they?

bedbugs, everyone's friends

captcha calle calle

Fucking bedbugs. This image is fucking killing me

Creepy little bastards. Hard to kill too, from what I hear.

>pic related

eh, those don't harm humans though, do they

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so true. bees are awesome. in fact, i tend to kill hornets when i see them, cause they attack and kill bees.

they are kind of pretty, but to be honest they are fucking huge and the sound they make flying... NOPE. not really a phobia, more like a defensive reflex.

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yeah mites live in your skin and all the shit around, they're supertiny.

fuck ticks, btw

im assuming that poor guy is being eaten from inside?

I fucking hate getting syrup on my hands.

If you hold them between your fingers they release a stain that will take weeks to come off into your skin

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Fair point. A phobia is an irrational fear, after all.

This pic not scary, just weird.

Correct.

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I'm afraid of this
Luke runs out of Mana and dies
Kilo Ren kills snoke
Nigger kisses gook
Boycott Jewish degeneracy

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hah

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Found one of these fuckin things in a box at work, cut the bitch in half with some scissors. Not living in my ear not today

Those things are harmless. Weirdos..

One time I was in Georgia, going to swim in the Chattahoochee after a long drive. I stepped out of the van to piss in the woods and stepped near a hive. I got stung like 15 and had them crawling all over me while I stood there and my friends hid in the van. It sucked, but the worst part wasn't the stinging, it was thinking how the hell I was going to get out of that situation.

Omg