Easiest and least painful way to kill myself already also I just did that . I’m very drunk

Easiest and least painful way to kill myself already also I just did that . I’m very drunk

get pneumonia

do a barrel roll

old age after a long fulfilling life

I think that’s curable

That’s nothing.

Isn't it just what did he do it with a spoon?

I’m too drunk to cut any deeper

That’s pretty Shallow for a spoon, don’t you think?

quit cutting, talk to a therapost

Drunk should equal deeper faggot

I might do inpatient soon

I guess

Die from shame you faggot attention whore.

Jump from a building and stream the fall

Sober up and get some help, friend.
Trying to look damaged on the internet will get you nowhere.

I wish people like you would just fucking kill themselves instead of being miserable cunts and begging for attention. Just do it!

Carbon monoxide. Or the gas of a stove.

You're going to cough with the car exhaust, and they put chemicals in the gas to make it taste bad (whereas it is naturally odorless/tasteless), but you might not notice that one.

With the gas of a stove you'll feel drunk and then sleepy. Then you'll sleep.

Then you'll die.

Then, depending on the circumstances, your house might explode. But you'll be dead by then.

Probably jumping off something high or shotgun

I’m afraid of heights but I do own a few handguns

I’m not damaged

As long as you don't fuck it up handguns work well

my cat tears me up worse than that

Quit skipping your DBT groups, talk with your therapist and psychiatrist

If your serious, auto erotic asphyxiation that goes all the way. Plus whoever finds you has to the clean up lol