mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/amsterdam-sex-robot-brothel-will-8070584 News Politics Football Sport Celebs TV & Film Weird News TRENDINGEGYPTAIR MS804EU REFERENDUMKATE MIDDLETONDANGEROUS DOGSDAVID CAMERONWEATHER Technology Money Travel Fashion Mums Home News Weird News Prostitution Amsterdam sex robot BROTHEL 'will help prevent human trafficking and spread of STDs' 17:17, 28 MAY 2016 UPDATED 18:36, 28 MAY 2016 BY KEYAN MILANIAN Scientists Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars have imagined what a brothel will look like in 2050 and say android sex workers will help stamp out people trafficking and STIs
Experts say sex robot prostitutes are just around the corner - and will help fight people trafficking and the spread of sexual diseases.
According to a bizarre paper in an academic journal, red-light districts will be transformed by 2050 with the introduction of the robotic sex workers.
Ian Yeoman, a scientist specialising in futurology, and Michelle Mars, a sexologist at the University of Wellington, co-authored a paper entitled "Robots, Men and Sex Tourism". They base it on Yub-Yum, which closed in 2008 but was once considered one of Amsterdam's most exclusive brothels.
The paper reads: "Yub-Yum is modern and gleaming with about 100 scantily clad blondes and brunettes parading around in exotic G-strings and lingerie .
"Entry costs $10,000 for an all inclusive service. The club offers a full range of sexual services from massages, lap dancing and intercourse in plush surroundings.
"The Yub-Yum is a unique bordello licensed by the city council, staffed not by humans but by androids."
Yeoman and Mars go on to describe how the futuristic brothel came about because of a spoke in human trafficking in the sex industry in the 2040s.
They also predict a growing problem with incurable Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs), particularly HIV, which they say will mutate and become resistant to vaccines.
Jordan Harris
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The pair claim Yub-Yum will feature robots of all ethnicities, body shapes, ages, languages and sexual features. But the most popular, they say, is tall, blonde, Russian android 'Irina', who is a particular favourite of Middle Eastern businessmen.
It continues: "The tourists who use the services of Yub-Yum are guaranteed a wonderful and thrilling experience, as all the androids are programmed to perform every service and satisfy every desire.
"All androids are made of bacteria resistant fiber and are flushed for human fluids, therefore guaranteeing no Sexual Transmitted Diseases are transferred between consumers."
However, according to Yeoman and Mars, while the club will help 'the sex industry alleviate all health and human trafficking problems', human sex workers will be put out of business, unable to compete on price and quality of service.
"Robots, Men and Sex Tourism" appeared in an issue of Futures , an academic journal.
Jason Wilson
K..keep me posted
Henry Clark
>dell sex robot for fuck's sake, i've already been cockblocked enough by my granddad's impossible to open dell computer
David Ross
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Daniel Turner
>not using Apple Sexintosh 14.88
Daniel Martinez
It'll be the new VR
Jordan Sullivan
>using a robot someone else fucked >not just paying the extra 5 bucks to get a real woman
Robert Sanders
Wow, you analyzed the problem and then completely failed to solve it.
>not just paying the extra 5 bucks to get a real woman So you can get an STD ontop of fucking something that somebody else already fucked. Right.
Why not just pay the extra 500 bucks and fuck a robot waifu for life?
Evan Brooks
Women are obsolete in the modern world
Robert Howard
Why would you want a robot to fuck? Why not fuck real women?
Cameron Jones
Born too late to explore world
Born too early for space exploration
But born just in time for waifu age
Connor Johnson
>san That is sama, you faggot.
Christopher Bennett
>more "futurology" LARPing
I'm sure by 2016 we will have a colony on the moon!
Ian White
>in 50 years actual women will be less valuable to the average guy than a pet cockroach
Bentley Jenkins
Why have a brothel of sex robots? These sex robots can probably carry disease too.
If sex robots are so great, just get your own robotic vagina to use as you want.
Austin Wilson
>ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR A REAL WOMAN fuck off
Christopher Parker
Relax. Feminists will get this banned long before it becomes a reality. Can't lose that power.
Blake Clark
>they predict a growing problem with stds You don't say. I wonder where they came from.
Wyatt Davis
Can you imagine the future, Sweden?
You could get cucked by rapefugees AND robots
Parker Ortiz
Eh, maybe the great beta uprising won't happen after all! Good. Because I was too lazy for it anyway.
Jace Cook
Immortal is coming in your life kid. You are part of the first generation that might literally win it all, or lose it all.
It is a race to see if we get immortality before we destroy ourselves.
Colton Ross
it would be easy for the robots to self sterilize. just heat the area up to hotasfuck degrees, nothing can survive that.
Evan Carter
Because it's a lifeless machine that will never show you emotion that isn't simulated.
Fuckbots are the worst beta power fantasy. Take this shit back to /r9k/
Jackson Price
Sexbots are so yesterday.
Pillow waifu's, my friends. Feminist's can't defend themselves against pillows. They can't take them away either. Or rust. Or rip your dick off in a malfunctioning robo-pussy.
> Pillow waifu's
Camden Moore
Keep telling yourself that.
It's not happening. Embrace your fate or be destroyed by it.
Thomas Richardson
>TFW soon women won't even be good for sex What's left for them Sup Forums?
Josiah Baker
> will never show you emotion that isn't simulated. This is how I can tell you're a virgin Women will absolutely simulate emotions for personal benefit
Andrew Reed
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Ian Russell
>unable to compete on...quality of service
This is the one part I disagree with, at least for the near future. The robotics industry would need to come on in leaps and bounds before robots would be able to compete with flesh and blood bodies. Even 2050 is an optimistic estimate for that level of technology especially if you take anti-robot and even pro-robot rights sentiments into account.
Jackson King
Imagine being the person whose job it is to clean the robots.
Landon Evans
This. The value of a woman is reproduction and tradition, not sincerity.
Noah Ortiz
A robot will clean the robots you fool
Owen Ward
At least they won't cry after sex or accuse you of rape the next day.
Caleb Phillips
Kek. Said it for me.
Carson Bell
Since when were feminists pro-sex trafficking? Sounds like a win-win, but childfuckers are still going to be childfuckers regardless of robopussy.
Jackson Reed
Yeah well, pillow waifu's are like, you know, it's a new paradigm, still shifting around before mainstream integration.
> ironing out a few problems but will get there. early days, user, early days.
Samuel White
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Charles Lee
Fuck sexbots ,I want a strong AI waifu
Gavin Evans
Don't take such personal offence to being called out on your bullshit /r9k/. Just accept that you'll never be able to substitute real flesh and blood with Iwaifus. Give up on the power fantasy and focus on bettering yourself so you can get a real girl :)
Blake White
>gets btfo >starts rambling about how real men want real women Usually what you say when you run out of arguments is "I'm sorry, I was wrong"
Christian Baker
>TFW you can't post your waifu here because global rule 15
Josiah Scott
>retarded westerners make sexbots look like humans >no matter what the tech will be "meh" at best >normies will be all like "eww that's creepy!" and never use sexbots >weebs aren't interested in ugly 3DPD >japan tries to save the crumbling industry before it even had a lift off with anime looking robots >they still 3D >weeb neets don't have the dosh to buy them >industry completely dies
Angel Price
Childbirth, gamete production, and breastmilk with natural immunities passed down to the child that can't be obtained through formula or vaccines.
Real women are less expensive than all this artificial shit anyway. You'd have to be pretty low test to think this isn't all overly complicated.
Jose Lopez
I'm not wrong though. It's a power fantasy to think that robots will be able to replace women in your lifetime. You may get something like what you're hoping for in Japan. I can see simulated women becoming a big thing with the legions of neets over there.
Kayden Walker
Then who will clean the robot that cleans the robots?
Gavin Wood
Please, keep up your "everyone who doesn't agree with me is a beta loser who just can't get pussy" line of argumentation. I'm sure it's entirely logical.
Michael Lewis
>tfw betas who wanted a fuckbot are left cleaning them out for rich pricks
Camden Brown
>substitute Yeah, not quite. But what if it's good enough? Real women ask for too much time and money, only date up, and there's always the risk of false rape accusations. At some point it's just not worth it. Why not generally put your money in robowaifus rather real women if it's a better deal overall? I don't like the idea either; it's a sad situation, but it's what it is...
Austin Thomas
>rules >mods
Colton Howard
you two should go on a date
Alexander Bennett
Listen faggot I've tried to meet you half way and say they'll have them in Japan, albeit a lesser version than what you're hoping for. You're just delusional and think robots will replace all women in the next 30 years.
Dylan Phillips
Wew lad all these fedora neet faggots. top fucking kek. >inb4 robots will have human rights muh robot sex trafficking, maybe I should get in on this as a business. You cucks would pay me gorillions
Michael Wilson
>check flag
Of course, it's a Swedish cuck. Meanwhile Acmed is ramming some feminist white hating whore that his country failed to raise.
Lincoln Walker
just use a Israeli proxy to break rules
works like a charm
Logan Moore
>You're just delusional and think robots will replace all women in the next 30 years. Point out where I said this.
You're arguing a point I never held. You're strawmanning hard.
Carson Jones
>lazy
you mean too fat...
Tyler Wood
>have a removable insert and a shower with chemicals
Jace Wright
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Carter Foster
>power fantasy you must be a fat, loser cunt
Nathaniel Myers
>not -dono Get fucked.
Jack Anderson
>Why not just pay the extra 500 bucks and fuck a robot waifu for life?
If your point with this isn't that you want robots to replace women then what is your point?
Carson Edwards
I hate Dell's, every time I try to open one I end up as if I put my hand on a fucking blender.
Adrian Murphy
Where did I say I expect this to happen within my lifetime? It's a hypothetical. I'm happily married with daily sex. I wouldn't go into a brothel or get a sexbot to begin with.
I'm saying getting a sexbot is much better than trying to pick up women, getting a fuckbuddy going, or going to the brothel.
You just entirely missed the point like the dumb angry horny loser you are and immediately projected your own insecurity onto me.
Landon Young
Send the robots to the niggers, Chinese, Indians, Mexicans, and Arabs. No more niggers flooding our countries.
Kevin Reyes
>can browse dank memes all day >can cuddle with waifu at night
I am starting to see what makes this day and age better than every other.
Aiden Garcia
the coming day of the robowaifu is the only thing that keeps me from killing myself
Charles Hill
>dono No, I don't think so.
Mason Martinez
It's a matter of immersion so to say. I don't doubt you'll have imperfect replicas that simulate human emotion and bodily functions. But unless it's a perfect 1:1 representation of a real human woman, it'll be immersion breaking for those of us that aren't >tfw no gf.
I can see the market for these being very small, and mostly confined to south east asia.
Asher Bennett
>I'm happily married with daily sex lie detected
Christian Bailey
Good.
Robert Diaz
I love how almost every news site still uses that April Fool's video when there's talk about sexbots or VR sex. Stay classy, "journalists".
Benjamin Jackson
>human sex workers will be put out of business, unable to compete on price and quality of service. Are they actually implying this is a bad thing?
Oh no, looks like Cinnamon is going to have to actually get her degree in engineering and be of some actual use to society.
Jackson Baker
You got me. Not daily because often schedules don't meet. 4 times a week on average.
Protip: the secret is marry a woman who will kee her job and not become reliant on you until you allow it. I plan to have kids in a few years, but not before we made a lot of money together. If you marry a woman who drops out of her studies for you, you're ruining your own life.
Jason Robinson
>implying feminists will not ban this No fun allowed ;^(
Elijah Morris
>tfw no gf Mostly, but not only them. Some people are tired of the putting in the time and money. >I can see the market for these being very small, and mostly confined to south east asia. kek, I can see the market for these being 90% of Sup Forums. Might even motivate them to get a job to be able to afford it! Good thing overall.
Zachary Jones
This just means that Human Vaginas will be available MUCH cheaper than they were before, because WHY pay for a vagoo when I can fuck a fembot on my way to work?
Isaiah James
>>using a robot someone else fucked >>not just paying the extra 5 bucks to get a real woman
>a real woman that someone else fucked
So why not just save your money? And if those robots are well made, you could slap your personal vagina in there.
Brody James
How are feminists BTFO? It´s pathetic to fuck prostitutes, robots OR prostitute robots.
Austin Hernandez
Checked
>Not having a personal vagina
That's not a girls vagina, that's a boys vagina.
Carter Bailey
But you're missing the entire point of having a fuckbuddy or picking up women. Sexual gratification is only half of it.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with having a Iwaifu. But you're delusional and seem to think it'll replace everything from masturbation to missionary for the sole purpose of procreation.
Brayden Taylor
Do world a favour and kill yourself.
Jaxon Davis
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Easton Lewis
so this is just fan fiction though? why is it in the newspaper then?
Levi Hughes
I would probably have more motivation to if I lived in Finland
Kayden Evans
>But you're missing the entire point of having a fuckbuddy or picking up women. Sexual gratification is only half of it. You mean an emotional bond? >fuckbuddy >emotional bond
Again, you're saying all the "I'm a virgin but I respect women" things.
Connor Gomez
God
Oliver Young
Finland is the best country in the world, fack you american dickhead
Angel Flores
Finland is an artctic shithole covered in snow for 3/5 of every year
Michael Gonzalez
he might be a Hungarian trap...
Thomas Walker
>implying you won't be browsing memes with your waifu fag
Carter Carter
men fucking sexbots isnt cuck m8ty
Juan Roberts
At least no niggers you stupid mulatto shitfag
Adam Lopez
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Dominic Sanchez
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Nathaniel James
>no niggers >posting from sweden
Africa was too far for the sexual tourism eh?
Aiden Ward
We're talking about Finland you smallbrained halfnigger
Leo Campbell
We all know how it'll end
Logan Perez
You know how I know you're a virgin? It's because you keep presenting attraction as a black and white scenario.
Christopher Thompson
Real women are lifeless machines that will never show you emotions that arent simulated but that hasn't stopped anyone from wanting them.