Hello Sup Forums! I need some advice...
I want to fuck my niece. She's 18 btw. I want to know what to get her for Christmas. It can't be too obvious, since opening a box full of dildos would be a little suspicious at the family gathering. So what can I get her so that she knows it's go time? I want it to be an exciting gift that she can brag about to her friends in middle school next year after vacation break.
pic related.
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heres an idea...
kill yourself for wanting to fuck your niece, its the gift she deserves
An 18 y.o. In middle school? Is she retarded?
Fat ass. Don't bother.
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More pics??? Got the perfect gift idea but not giving it up for nothing
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It's the camera. Adds 10 pounds.
Applebees gift card and she will know it's pound time
>She's 18 btw.
>brag about to her friends in middle school next year
You're a little late given 18 and most fetishes develop in around 7 to 10. Random rewarding and then neglect reinforce a need to approval and then add in maybe some kind of physical aspect to the approval and you can reinforce it into her
That sounds like a lot of trips to Applebee's.
Maybe just slip a note in with gift saying u will reward hummers with apple bees...?
Bitches fucking love Applebee's
Hey OP.
I've known a few people that have been hit on by family, and had an uncle hit on me also so let me help. If you want to know the best impression you can make wanting to fuck your neice all you have to do is just blow your fucking brains like the worthless sack of shit you are and add her on your will. Do the world a favor and instead of making a move on her, just die. Better for everyone that matters that way.
Bro... Your life is your life but have you maybe considered that out of 4 billion women on the planet, maybe your neice isn't one you should be trying to fuck. The creepy uncle stereotype is plaaaaayyyyyyyyyyeeeeeedddd the fuck out out. I don't care how old she is. There's 4,000,000,000 women. she's 0,000,000,001 of them.
sage goes in all fields kids
If she were a video game character and knew karate...
had some bad times user? My dad ruined his marriage when some dude showed up at our door saying that he was hitting on his daughter online. Later I found child porn on his computer. Now I make these fucking stupid memes and I'm breaking my back sucking my own dick 3 or 4 times a week. are you doing okay?
Advice heeded.
Don't cheap out of the gift card.
Make sure they can afford the dessert too.
Obviously some people here haven't had the 2 for twenty. You get your pick off appetizer plus you both get your selection of dish. Romantic as fuck even if it is with your neice.
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this
Where I live they took tenders off 2 for 20. Fucking done with that shit now.
Poor philistine bastards.
That's actually sounds beautiful. But I think she has a dairy allergy and I really like cheese.
Hi, fellow redditor o/
Is that another pic of your niece? Moar.
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Why wasn't your dad behind 7 proxys?
yeah, dude?
Nice try, faggot.
>pic related
OP is full of shit, those pics were posted years ago.
Regardless, I'd lick the toilet seat that ass sat on.
OP why would you shop this pic to make it look worse?
>look at the counter warp to the left
i'm not saying the girl isn't fuckable, i'm saying OP is full of shit.
A nice volume of erotica. Something old / vintage / classy. Stories and drawings, not photos.
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Shes 18 and going to middle school what a retard
Even worse, fat yet no proper ass
That's a beautiful sentiment...
>18 yo
>middle school
wtf op
50 dollars for a card are you kidding me HALLMARK
knew something was terribly off
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If she’s 18 in middle school she fucking retarded and you’re a monster. Kill yourself and make the world a better place.
It's actually a gift card purchase.
fucking love these respones
>fucking retarded
I believe that is OP's goal.
jesus christ... that's me
normalfag
What is your name and address? Perhaps we could meet and talk about our mutual conundrum!
I don't believe you. prove it, show us those jeans and your hair.
>gift card
literally the worst possible gift anyone could give.
Would sending a selfie shot of my junk be better?
Those fucking niggers changed it to 2 for $22, c’mon keep up
SAD!
Michael kors watch
You're welcome
Michael Kors and Applebees.
How can anyone girl not wet themselves?