100% accurate 8-Ball thread !

100% accurate 8-Ball thread !

Ask any YES or NO questions and let the universe do its thing !

ANSWERS ARE FINAL. CANT ASK SAME QUESTIONS TWICE! EVEN IF YOU REWORD IT.

IS OP A FAGGOT CUNT?

Am I going to marry my gf?

Am I gay?

Am I god?

Only if you accept Jamal as a part of the family.

You may be, but the gays don't want you

You can be God, you aren't yet, try harder

Will I get laid this winter?

That is entirely up to you. Decide then do

is it

is earth flat

ok.. is earth flat

Of course it is

Ur fucked

Is my plan gonna work out?

i guess im getting what a flat earther deserves

Will kat and I have dinner/fuck?

We're asking the 8-ball not you faggot

kek

Will I start feeling actual feelings for someone soon

The 8ball is in my ass. I have the final say til I shit the truth.

Are traps gay

will trump die in office?

Only if you suck the cock. Getting fucked isn't gay tho

Only if you sort out your shit first m8

That is up to you.

As the lord wills it

Should I invite Natalia to a trip?

No. The best invitation is the involuntary one.

will I betray her again?

Will i kiss her again?

roll

sshould i continue with my life

Can I lose my virginity this Sunday?

Does carl "like" me?

Will she say yes?

You already know the answer. Why are you wasting time. Move on and fix your shit if you want to ever be in an actual lasting relationship.

Fuck

When will i get nudes?

Do I have a chance with her

Answer me

Am I ugly

Yes. Its up to you to make it happen though. No amount of inaction will lead to action.

I'm feeling lucky
Will she like me back?

will i ever get better?

Will i actually be succesful on my life?

You can. Remember anal doesnt count

is she into me or just fucking weird

Maybe

Does Brittany like me?

WILL MY COINS MOON? GIB GIB NOW NOW

Once you take a shower

will she find out?

.

I guess that's fine, should I at least go see her?

Will she ever like me and be my girlfriend?

Will I finally find a qt3.14 gf next year

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So yes

Trying again

roll

Am I going to get the job?

reroll

If you want her to like you back get to know her then show benis

The fuck, yes I will know. Either I get it or I don't

Stop being a cunt, 8 ball.

should i interact with new lady thing?

That's better.

LOL

Should I try to fuck?

Will we fuck her?

Will I be forever alone?

Will I succeed eventually if I keep visiting her whenever she asks

Oh shit! I didn't mean to insult you mighty 8 ball! I'm sorry! Take it back!

Yes. But you will inevitably get worse

Should I try and fuck new lady thing?

Should I try and date chick that was over friday?

FFffuuuuuuu

It's up to the individual to define success. You set the bar.

Will I succeed eventually if I keep visiting her whenever she asks. She doesn't really talk to anyone else

Am i gay?

will i get masturbated by a pretty gurl soon :D

Even a no would be better for an answer. Not knowing has been my answer for years by now

hahahashahahaha

She is into you. Doesn't mean she will let you know. The weirdness will get in the way of her being honest with you. She's not ready.

should i fuck before sophia

Not in the way you hope. Doesn't mean she won't develop deeper feelings though. Its up to you to figure out what you need to do.

Will I pass my server pro certification exam?

Will she do anal?

Trying again.

Yeah. Just post name and social

Did i fuck up?

Will I ever again?

Ar gausiu stipkę kitamet?

She already knew. Just continue on knowing that she won't let something like that become an issue unless you make it an issue.

Am i fucked?

Is the net neutrality thing as bad as reddit is making it seem?

You should see her for your own sake

Will I die alone

Will i end up with my girlfriend

Does she hate me?