So Han died in 7 and Luke died in 8, who is dying in 9?

So Han died in 7 and Luke died in 8, who is dying in 9?

Probably Leia. Makes sense seeing she's been dead irl for the last 12 months.

Wait I thought The Last Jedi was 9.

Whatever it is, they're going to reintroduce and kill off Jar Jar just for the memes. They'll make a boatload of cash and reddit will jerk off for months.

the franchise

It would have to be Princess Leia, but how are they going to pull that off? They effectively made her like a Wonder Woman type of character, and I could tell that they dearly wanted to do something with the character in the next movie, but then the actress suddenly dies. What now? How could her death be explained, with the actress to do a few scenes explaining that? It seems that they would have to imply her death, somehow. I would rather they not do any CGI work to reconstruct Carrie Fisher in the role, like they did with Grand Moff Tarkin.

They could have done that so easily in this movie, but then they made her do that shitty "force revive and fly back to ship" thing.

Ray I hope. In a sexy nude drowning scene.

Maybe they've got scenes already half filmed and crap on the cutting room floor? They might just make a storyline where she is killed by kylo?
Or she just dies crushed by a bookcase or the falcon in the opening scene??

Yeah she could have died in the cave or ran out to save Luke.

I notice she barely moved in this movie. Her scenes had her standing still, sitting in one place or lying. Plus she looked old and doped up as fuck. Considering how much coke, dope and heroin was in her system at autopsy I reckon she must have been a zombie mess on set.

Did she ever walk quickly or run, at any point, in this movie, or was it all standing still or moving slowly? Did Leia talk much or not, and was her speech weird/slurred in any way?

Didn't move at all. And yeah, just looked tired. Her performance was pretty unspectacular. She looked like she was on another planet.
Wondered if the would have a tribute to her in the end credits. Didn't stick around for it.

How bad was TLJ? Should I even bother going to see it?

It's a fun movie even if you discount all the crappy jedi and sjw shit

Last star wars movie I saw was return of the Jedi. Went as a kid to see it at the cinema back in 1983.
I wasn't expecting much from last Jedi but was actually not too bad. I thought it was going to have that jarjar character so pleasantly surprised. Although I've since heard he hasnt been in the franchise for years.

>This

Maybe they can do a Weekend At Bernies kind of thing and CGI her while she is tied to strings?

Like a big dead puppet

Much better than TFA, but still worse than the OT.

The franchise may die but Disney didn't buy it too make just a few movies only.
There is definitely gonna be another trilogy.

anyone have a breakdown of the entire movie or know where one i posted?

I keked.

Just why was Leia floating through the air like Mary poppiins?

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF SNOKE? Easiest kill of all time

General Hux was cool

Kylo Ren should've redeemed himself not turned into a further loon.

Yoda didn't need to be CGI and then then puppet... just keep it puppet?????

Shite.

Black dude is a hero.
Italian dude is a hero.
Chink chick is a hero.
Purple haired sjw grandma is a hero.
Digs at resources mining industry, gambling and arms traders.
Every race under the sun features, fuck knows why?

This is what I was afraid of

Did we have crippled representation like we did in Rogue One?

Disabled Asian man....appealed to so many markets.

If Kylo Ren redeemed himself, what would the next movie have been about?

I agree on all your other points. But the movie was still overall a good one.

Hah who cares star wars sucks

Yes there was a tribute

I generally agree, but don't forget that for the 2nd half of the movie, she was recovering from being blasted into space.

Why did they kill Han for it to not matter? lol

Cool that there was a tribute. And good point her character was recovering from explosion which sent her flying off into space. That was my more than a bit, ummm, unbelievable.

Luke drinking green milk from the seal creatures tits was unnecessary.

>rey find luke, luke says fuck off
>kylo gets btfo from snoke
>po single handedly takes on a dreadnaught spaceship and forces rebels to commit to a space battle and gets half the fleet destroyed and he gets demoted
>leah gets blown up out of the main rebel ship
>BUT SHE FORCE FLIES BACK INTO THE SHIP
>rey convinced luke to teach her about the force
>luke finds out rey is DARK INSIDE
>rey and kylo have intimate telepathic conversations all movie
>purple hair sjw takes over rebels while leah is resting
>only thing left for rebels to do is fly away slowly until their fuel runs out
>po doesnt like it and him and finn and asian girl make a new plan to sneak into snokes space ship to deactivate the rebel lightspeed trracker
>finn and japan girl go to CASINO world to find a HACKER for the plan
>they get up to a lot of goofs and eventually find the guy
>rey finds out luke tried to kill baby kylo and they get upset, rey figures she can go to kylo and turn him to GOOD
>finn and japan girl sneak onto snoke ship and begin to HACK
>rey flies back to the rebels and gets caught by the first order and taken aboard their ship
>sjw lady has no ideas left so she tells everyone to abandoned ship in the unshielded transports and fly to a conveniently nearby planet
>poo DOESNT like this
>kylo takes her to see snoke and he TURNS
>he tricks snoke and simply kills him by turning on a lightsaber that was poointed at him
>EPIC TEAM UP FIGHT begins with kylo and rey battling the red armoured super guards
>HACKER man betrays black man and japan woman and sells out the rebels
>first order start shooting at the transport ships
>snjw lady aims the big rebel ship at snoke's ship and goes LIGHTSPEED cause it and all the nearby ships to explode
>kylo wants to rule the galaxy with rey, rey doesn't like this and so they DUEL
>they both grab for a lightsaber in midair and it explodes

TO BE CONTINUED

Read the books that came out after Return of the Jedi. The new movies are based on them.

>General Hux was cool
Did he survive the movie?

>some of the rebels make it to a base on the convenient planet, finn and japan girl make it down there too in a stolen ship
>they're safe in a mountain with a HUGE door
>but the first order send down 10 walkers and a DEATH STAR LASER BATTERING RAM
>rebels fly out on weird old scooter things
>they all get shot down
>black guy goes to sacrifice himself
>japan girl says NO and stops him, confessing her love for him
>LUKE SKYWALKER APPEARS
>first order shoot at him with everything they have
>luke is still standing there
>kylo goes to fight him
>oh wait it's just an image of luke
>rebels have managed to escape again!
>rey is on the falcon somehow and they fly everyone to safety
>luke collpases and dies
THE END

Yeah he does. Domhnall Gleason is a really good actor even tho they made Hux do some funny scenes it wasn't contrived like a lot of the rest of the films humour.

Good summary.

Yep he survives. But you keep expecting him to be killed at any moment.kylo and snoke both beat the shit out of him at different times throughout the movie

What is Yoders place in all dis shits?

Force ghost awoogy baloogy burns some tree and laughs cos he's still batshit...only interacts with Luke telling him he needs to show Rey his failures

They made him cgi for like 2 mins then puppet for the rest it is the most perplexing decision.

>after rey leaves his planet luke wnats to destroy everything to do with the jedi
>luke has a molotov cocktail and runs towards a big ancient tree containing all the jedis last ancient texts
>"THIS WILL SHOW THEM"
>ghost yoda appears and starts laughing at him
>luke chickens out
>yoda causes a lightning strike to set fire to the tree anyways and laughs even harder
>luke sits and chats with yoda, yoda tells him he's a dumbass and rey already has a better understanding that he has
>luke changes his mind and wantts to help rebels again

What exactly were the funny scenes? Maybe I missed something.

jewbaca

Jokes on you the franchaise has been dying since Disney bought it

The one at the start where Poe can't hear him. I lold. Also any scene where he is getting forced thrown about was actually quite funny. "...long live the supreme leader". There were a couple more, just lines or his facial expressions

OK, thanks! I miss out on subtle humor, sometimes. Some people think I'm an android.

Yeah the pretending to not hear hux was actually funny. Also liked it when Luke was getting shot to fuck, then walks out and brushes his shoulder.
Those stupid birds were pointless. Jokes like chewy eating one in front of them was contrived. And one in the cockpit screaming like chewy and getting thrown around was obviously there for kids to laugh at

Fuck you for spoilers!

Also reys parents are nobodies

Kevin Spacey

Carrie Fishers heart gave out because of the rapid weight loss she had to do for this film. She, literally, died for this movie. You fuckers better enjoy it.

Really? Is there a source for that, or what makes you think the weight loss was for the movie? I didn't know that.

>>people still giving a shit about star wars

So glad I won't be a virgin in my 40s

Holy shit how mediocre the film was.
Wasted characters, cheap-ass situational comedy gags, that whole getting a hacker and boarding the mothership was unnecessary and literally a dead-end.

So how did Luke die? From the summary above I can only assume he did a lame Yoda. "Oh shit, I'm old now, fugg :-DDD *dies*"

What?!!! He died?!! WTF IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!! OMG FUCKING SPOILER JIIIIZZ HOPE YOUR MOM DIES OF CANCER FUCKING PEDO

that was the whackest shit

>not expecting spoilers from Sup Forums
what did you fucking expect you mongoloid, we'd keep shut?

/thread

GUESS FUCKING WHAT?!! PAJIT IS IN HIS WAY TO SHUT THIS SHIT HOLE AND FINALLY THE END OF FUCKING SPOILERS AAAARGH IMA SO MAD !!!

Exactly this. He sat on a rock, took deep breath, lay down. Then disappeared. So yeah,he died like yoda did

Luke dies in 8?

>Chink chick
You mean the British woman?

FUCK. YOU.

Good idgaf about star boys

star wars is reserved exclusively for virgins

How fucking lame, well at least it's better than letting some scrub like his faggot nephew killing him or even worse the cunt that he kept ignoring. So what's next? The Uber Star Destroyer II is going to blow up some planet Leia is on to write out the actor since she died? Or force ghost luke, obi wan, yoda, and anakin helping out Rey.

Lmao