Sup Forums I'm gonna see a hookers this friday, but I'm a virgin. How should I prepare?

Sup Forums I'm gonna see a hookers this friday, but I'm a virgin. How should I prepare?

put on your glasses

Make sure he lubes up first

Wash. Brush your teeth. And hopefully you hired from a high-end agency
And tell her it's your first time, maybe even order one who specialises in that.

Dude you are paying her you don’t need to prepare; you could just lay there and get fucked if you want to

Her are you fucking joking look at that retard fag 100 percent faggot

LMAO

Not really man. If he orders from a high-end agency she will just turn around if he's not clean, really nasty or really rude/insulting. And she will take the money with her, don't even try and stop her.
And if he's just going to hit a massage parlor or a street hooker well... He will catch so many stds nothing he does will ever help so.. moot point

OP here
do you think she'll find me attractive?

No bother harry potter and the bag of dicks

Ahahahahaha
I assume he means a woman because fags usually don't need to pay to get laid, there are ugly fags everywhere doing all sorts of crazy faggy stuff.. male prostitute = very very low end job
Female prostitute (highend) makes 300-400 $ an hour.. more than most professionals...

That has absolutely no importance. She will find your money fucking sexy and will be all wet at the sight of it.

You've got all the charm and charisma of a dead pet at Christmas.

Fuck off already.

Fucking kek, you finally gave in?

Drink singe olive oil suger

please elaborate king of the fags since you have all the fag knowledge

Elaborate about what exactly?

well, I was just hoping she'd take less money if she saw me

Wanna knw all things fag . is it true the fags run theee world?

does your dad wash his cock before you suck it?

Never going to happen. Ever. Forget it.
Would you accept less money from your boss because that day was more fun or prettier? Same shit

Probably.. given that it's mainly the Rothschild and other crazy rich families than run most of it.. we could say fags rule the world

Not only are you fucking utterly hopeless, your also Jewish.

No you pay extra. Please go be shit somewhere else, cheers.

Sorry to disappoint buddy, I don't suck cock

Kek

Ok im sure you dont mr all things faggy

since it is your first time, you will definitely have performance anxiety, and you wont know what you are doing anyhow...

1st time, ONLY pay for a blowjob.
you'll probly only nget semi hard due to nervousness, so at least you didnt throw away all your money.

then you got the first time over with.

2nd time, also only pay for a bj, but this time, you will get hard, cuz nervousness over, and you;ll probly nut.

THEN 3rd time, pay for pussy, and you iwll be ready to clumsilly fuck and pump all spergy, but you will probly cum.

thereafter, you are now 'experienced', and you will walk and carry yourself around better, cuz no longer virgin...

Ok... I'm giving the kid advice about how to buy women and that makes me king of fags? -shrug-
If you say so boy

She looks like a girl who'll never take you home to meet her dad.

That bad uh? Never experienced such awkwardness myself.. although I lost my virginity with a girl my age that was maybe a 7/10 so.. not the same as going for a high-end hooker.. But still. Can't nut? Sounds weird to me

Aawwwww

I ain't a fag and she ain't ugly sither. She's fairly attractive. No where near a 10 but decent. White. Big titties. Not fat. I actually saw her once before like 2 years ago. I've seen several hookers actually buy only ever got BJs. Usually I end up limp and can't cum. Not jacking it for several days tends to fix that though. Any other advice?

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Dude, my first time I was hard as diamonds. Still couldn't cum because the girls brother was walking in the house and I was afraid he was gonna beat the fuck out of me if he found out I was banging his sister.

Btw I'm op. That fag with the pic is larping.

Dindu nuffin but abandon us.

Condoms, soap and anti-biotics.

If you can't get hard with a woman sucking your dick bro... you're either gay, fucking drunk/high or in desperate need of Viagra

Thats a fucking good reason though lol
Hopefully he didnt?

No need for condoms. ALL hookers have their own and will NEVER use others than those they bring. If she's open to it I'd be scared

Dont even do this for gf most times, why you treat sex like it isnt two animals humping eachother?

Dude, I have bad anxiety as it is. That, and I was like 26 at the time. Now I'm 28, still a virgin technically...

If you make an effort to make the whole thing more pleasant for her, it can have surprising results. You should try it with your gf

fucked several hookers. just make sure to wash your winky in the kitchen sinky after you're done.

That's fucking sad bro