Can we get a true greentext story thread going here Sup Forums...

Can we get a true greentext story thread going here Sup Forums? I've been feeling really salty about this whole bitcoin thing lately (another one of these threads, i know guys) and i just wanna share with you all my current situation.

>have drug problem, circa 17 y/o
>the only girl i ever loved breaks up with me and i graduate high school
>depressed as fuck, doing meth on the regular with my weed and acid on the side
>decide to get life together by joining the army
>less than a month before basic, OD on 25d-nBOMe
>should have learned then
>get to camp jackson and do the whole thing with the guys in funny hats yelling at us
>graduate right before christmas
>family time, go to AIT at turn of the new year
>get hooked on triple c's

Insert exactly 2 interest tokens to continue

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>be me 23
>things going well in life have a ok job and a girlfriend
>things start going shit for no reason
>non stress work is now stressful as fuck
>girlfriend hasn't talked to me in months probably getting railed by chad
>haven't been sleeping or eating regularly in 3 months
>depression through the roof and the holidays are not helping
>post on Sup Forums

The fuck happened my dude? Any clues?

>>have drug problem, circa 17 y/o
stopped reading there

not a damn clue in sight everything was perfect like it usually was then just ghosted

>Be me in 2012
>Move to New Zealand to bring 9-year long distance relationship to a close and live normally as a couple
>Be last February, we break up after 13 year relationship
>Manage to rack up a bunch of parking tickets
>Best friend's girlfriend is pregnant
>Decided to give him one of my two shitty cars to help him out
>Pay my ex for the car ($600)
>Give car to friend in March
>Finally pay off all the tickets in late October
>My birthday this November I had been hanging out with new chick
>Friend calls me up and says he can''t afford the car I gave him
>He's gotten $800 worth of tickets and he didn't even bother to put it in his name
>He tells me this on my birthday
>FeelingHopeless.mp4
>Only good thing going for me is this new chick I'm seeing
>Compared to ex, she's -3 on looks, but +4 in personality (worth it)
>Now here in my apartment eating burnt home-made hamburger and listening to this youtube.com/watch?v=hUFPooqKllA

Continue

People are weird dude. Dump and move on. Will relieve a lot of stress, i promise

Anyways
>drug problems ramps up again
>make it through 6 month school to fix apaches
>volunteer to go to korea
>get there and start work
>go out and get trashed regularly since none of rhe bars carded at the time
>grow bored of my surroundings and daily routine
>get bright idea to order acid from the deep web

Acid doesn't really appear on piss tests to my knowledge, at least not the standard one the US govt issues. It is easy to conceal and it is my second favorite drug of all time.

>researching deep web safety and purchasing methods
>bitcoin looks reasonable, i so i dive right in
>get scammed 600 dollars
>another sign i didn't bother to read
>dump another 500 and get some bitcoin
>order acid from reputable dealer
>get my package on US Pres election day
>trip mad balls
>excitedly tell close friends
>one thing leads to another, someone does some stupid shit and snitches on everyone
>december 23rd, 2017... CID is at my door at 3 AM and arrests me, seizing my electronics and tossing my room

Damn son that's rough

Life happens like that and you just don't know it

OP here. Getting on my computer really quick to pull a screnshot of my interview with CID

More please

Yea man, I know that in a year all this shit will be sorted, but it just sucks at the moment because it feels like 1 step forward, 2 steps back.

One major good thing that came out of this is that I'm a New Zealand resident now. NZ is much more livable than California, plus girls like the American accent here. I just need to lose my fatass some weight and I'll be good.

That sucks major ass. Continue pls.

Here we are. One of the realest moments of my life. The day i decided it wasn't worth it and wanted to make myself a better person and not just some burn out drug addict.

>interviewed for 8 hours
>finally go home and i have to be monitored by NCOs in case i do something stupid
>insane amount of publicity in the unit
>get pre-trial punnishment (illegal) and have to be in uniform at all times, cant leave post, and i cant do my job to the fullest which hurt the most
>enrolled in ASAP and talk to drug counsellor
>become good friends with counsellor
>put forth effort to change
>people in my unit see it
>NCOs include
>get change in leadership
>things are looking up when i get my priveleges back
>then on my birthday, i get smacked with a fucking brick...

Well lose it and get the fuck back out there man. Life isn't gonna hand you shit. I quickly learned if you want something you habe to take it and keep grip like you mean it.

inb4 "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

continue please

Thanks man, too long I've waited for life to happen to me, instead of paving the way myself.

I've downloaded Couch-to-5k and I'll start on it soon. I also plan on taking Krav Maga classes.

>heard chatter about a possible article 15 and reduced to fuzzy with pay taken, yadda yadda...
>feel confident
>get called to see commander
>he refers me my charges and recommends court martial, but he seems very nervous about it
>cracky voice and a little shakey
>feel like shit about it, but fuck it, gotta keep moving
>meet my lawyer
>clean cut guy, legit looks like Ben Stiller in zoolander
>confidence can be felt
>legal stuff ensues for about 5 months up to this point
>a week or two ago, hear coworkers talking about bitcoin
>automatically drawn so i can discuss since it will always be interesting to me
>"i heard it's at about 8k per right now. I knew i should have bought some when i first heard about it"

My heart is fucking beating.
My brain is racing.
In my mind, i am absolutely fucking livid
I try to turn my life around despite being in the face of going ro get my ass plug by some burlly ass priates in jail and life keeps on fucking kicking me.

>watch as bitcoin rises
>keep thinking why
>keep asking myself if i have bitcoin still left
>site i had them stored on made exit scam and took my shit and the site with them

>tfw i could have made my money back from getting scammed and buying drugs
>tfw i would have actually had money to buy my family gifts with for christmas
>tfw life is mocking me

I don't get how i haven't just jumped from my 5th floor window and called it quits you guys.
I really don't get how i'm still smiling and laughing at this shit. What's my problem?

Just pick something and stick with it. If you aren't huge then it shouldn't be an issue bro

Well my friends, i'm still in korea, it's almost 10 and i have to wake up at 5 to go to work in this frozen shithole of a country. You guys keep it real and share some of your stories. Some of you have to have some good ones. Take it easy gents.

Hang in there. Whatever you do don't an hero. Just wait for Kim to lob one over the DMZ and you can go out in a blaze of glory.

Do you still take drugs?