What will it be?

What will it be?

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A glass of water. No ice. Make it a double.

Guiness n black

Sprite with Vodka.

chocolat milk

I'll have an amaretto sour with a double shot of makers in a tall glass please.

There's two n's in Guinness and you don't mix it with anything you fucking heathen.

An old fashioned

Please

Tom Collins me up fam

A glass of iced water with a slice of lemon

Root beer, I don't drink its for degenerates

A Mikes Hard Lemonade with a tall glass of ice :D

A large red wine please.

wut?

Maker's Mark neat please.

Hot piss jug bbaaaaaaaaabbyyyyyyy!

a bottle of rum, that i can pour in my bum

Mormon detected.

Gin and sprite basically.
John Collins is the same thing but with whiskey

PUT A FUNNEL IN MY BUM WITH A BOTTLE OF RUM!!!~~~~

My net neutrality back.

2 shots of Jack, Tennessee Honey, and a Coke please.

33cl of Moonshine 80% please

I dont drink but I get drunk sometimes

ID please

Fucking pussy

A Shotgun

Dewars rocks double. And one for my invisible friend here.

anything I can drown my sorrows in

Gin and tonic

A pint a guinness for each guy in the table, and another one every five minutes untill someone throws up, Thank you.

A glass of water with ice, please.

A whiskey, no ice. Thanks pal.

Tall glass of milk. Hold the chocolate

Old Fashioned, with Templeton

gin tonic with a wedge of lime please

"h20" said my friend "ill have h20 two please" said i

Modelo

start with a White Russian and then move on to Beer.

One Slobodan Praljak please

...are you fucking losers so devoid of any self respect that you're pretending to be in a bar on Sup Forums?

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Guiness, pint of. Thank you sir

You don't come here much do you?

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>devoid of any self respect
>Sup Forums
Are you fucking retarded?

Sapphire and tonic

Oh I do. This stuck out to me from all the trap, kik, fb/ig, pics you shouldn't share threads.

Also, pretending you're in a bar is fucking awful. Stop it.

Vanilla coke

This guy

If you've got the time, I'll have an old fashioned.

If you're busy, a gin and tonic will do.

I think I'll just leave your ar, you have too many different bottles to be specialised

Mare milk and vodka

>pretending Sup Forums is still the despot center it used to be

Grappa, lots and high in alcohol. I want to be broke as well as drunk

Don Julio Real Tequila without ice.
Pure like a virgin

Double expresso, with three sugars and a shot of rum
and a jagerbomb, the classic with beer, not that energy drink crap

go outside you shitheads

I don't think there'd be any humans in the table but ok.

Give some Borscht !

Missing summertime so I'll have a Ricard pls.

>pure
Like your whore of a wife when you and her first met in Vegas.

A single plum floating in perfume served in a mans hat.

Tom Collins is not "gin and sprite" and if someone ordered that and that's all they got they'd probably be upset.

Says the faggot who comes to the bar then shits all over it. The only thing more idiotic than coming here is coming here to act the fool. The autism is breathtaking...

OP that guy in that pic has his own YouTube channel here serving drinks etc. m.youtube.com/watch?v=laS3KdLBTGM

One long island iced tea and one beer please.

>One long island iced tea
Based

Jack and coke

I'll have a gin gimlet. Crust of salt easy on the simple.

Actually you do. It's called an Irish car bomb and they're glorious.

What is black ? kalua ? Because if it is I could definitely see that go in a guiness compared to how sweet it is

rum on the rocks with a splash of cranberry juice, stirred not shaken

A captain on acid.
If not available I'll take a red death, Then a Guinness. keep them coming till I start talking about my ex.

I'll take a Heineken with a shot Jack