"Each State's Favorite Google Question"

>"Each State's Favorite Google Question"
>Washington DC = "When is Ramadan?"

just cuck my shit up

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quads don't lie

>why does everyone hate Florida

so they know when to prepare for a terrorist attack

Vermont and Hawaii are the only states with questions that aren't degenerate. The two most liberal states in the nation are the most redpilled: Sup Forums BTFO

Congratulations, you've been Jewed by the media.

Those quads make me hmmmmm

>none are porn related

No one believes this shit do they?

>Texas:
>Where is the internet?
I dunno. Seems about right, to me.

Alaska and Hawaii's are great

Seattleites are so worried about Sanders. They will suicide when he isn't the nominee.

>All these stupid ass questions
seems about right

>Is Joe Flacco elite?

based as fuck missouri

Kek

>how to smoke salmon?

fucking degenerates.

Better than weed

>Is Joe Flacco elite?

>Is Bernie Sanders vegan
Jesus christ

>Why are my nipples so sore?

>ramadan
ISIS said they're gonna attack the US on Ramadan. an archive of a thread in the ad with the four colored orbs.

Sacramento fag here.

Bernie Sanders and vegan in the same sentence?

Just cuck my shit up senpai.

(Pic related)

Puberty

Also states with the least amount of dindus and spics

>how to make a baby?

>Where is the internet
Texas, that's a weird question. Oh well, could be worse. God bless Texas.

>Is Joe Flacco elite?

kek

>how to open a jar?

Mega KEK

>what is Wyoming?

Okay, i laughed.

Fuck yeah. Show-Me state here.

>Nevadans never hearing of lamar odom till he OD'd on some prostitution ranch in the middle of nowhere.

>How to move to Canada?

Ok the source says google trends 2004 till present but there are things about current presidential candidates who weren't even a thing 4-5 years ago.

Not to mention one state says what is satire?

Starting to think we've been had goofy!

>do penguins have knees
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Do they?

I'm from Iowa and I recall that I asked that question once long ago. It might be a school lesson or something

I just duckduckgoed it, they do

Why
would a duck know?

>the state of Sup Forums

Also

>is Mercury in retrograde

FUCKING NERDS

why does it always seem like x state has the most y maps are complete bullshit?

>That Florida question
I mean, get why they're asking but it's not hard to figure out, everyone's just jealous that all their money comes down here when they get old and more willing to spend it

google it then never google again

I felt it too, bro.

>tfw WA

Seattle does not represent the rest of us.

DO penguind have knees?

People only ask how to move to Canada because we're trying to find their entry point and cut it off.

Fuck Canadians.

My nigga

>New York is the o ky one with a legitimate inquiry
>Inb4 faggots try to champion the penguins question

>"Why are my nipples so sore"

So in America you have a state of people with nipple infections, God it's worse than I thought

>Implying Hawaiians aren't dindus

>Vaccines
Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer ?
Idaho is retarded, isn't it ?

Why wouldn't the potato state be full of potato's?

There is no solid proof that he isn't, he's the right age, looks a bit like him, and was in the right place for it to be him
I mean it probably isn't but it could be

whats degenerate about smoking salmon? Do you think salmon is some sort of drug or something.

not even funny i lose my phone so much

>Kentucky
>How to make a baby?

At least my state has its priorities straight.

what DOES O.P.P. mean?

>Maryland
>"Is Joe Flacco elite?"
Where my Sup Forums boys at?

original poster poster

Well, do penguins have knees?

>When is Cinco de Mayo?

Fuck you frog

>Is Bernie Sanders vegan?
>commiefornia

>Wisconsin the state with the most Norwegian people is googe black lives matter

I was Scandinavians are just born cuckolds

aint this kind of fucked up to just show all that?

next up:the most googled searches in this neighborhood cul de sac

>"Each State's Favorite Google Question"
They are not. I get tired of repeating myself, but I will do it once more. These are questions Estately themselves thought up. The states which asked that same question the most are labeled as such. These are not the most queried searches and you've just advertised this company for free. How does it feel being so retarded you don't even know you are a shill?

that's not wisconsin.

Are you retarded? The Zodiac Killer started killing before Cruz was even born. Why are Americans so stupid?

Canadians gotta protect Canadians. Fuck I can't stop laughing.

it's not from an infection it's from too much rubbing

tfw it's because we're not freezing our nuts off in the winter and those cucks are nervous and wrong because their nuts are freezing off and there is no defence!

proove me wrong, faggot! WINTERFAGS BTFO NEVER TO RECOVER!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>be Florida
>Have shitty weather
>have shitty people
>filled with illegals and with a governor who looks like a retarded voldemort
>finally learn how to use a computer after twelve years in shitty Florida public school
>wonder why people hate it here

penis gourds, huh

I was hoping he would beat Trump and Clinton, purely so that we could call you guys cucks for having a Canadian president for the next 4 years

>>be Florida
>>Have shitty weather
wait, are you norwegian???

Most people I know LIKE COMFY WEATHER YOU STUPID FAGGOT

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>summer in Florida
>comfortable

bandera rara

>glorious new york state

Would love to see one of those for Canada.

>California's
>"Where is my phone?"
>"How to open a jar"
Top fucking kek

Let me get this straight, they package water and asparagus together and dumb liberals buy it for $5.99.

Sounds like a lucrative business.

>Do penguins have knees?
... Holy fuck for once Iowa is the most interesting state

>how to fall down the stairs
>how to apologize
>how to show tolerance to fires

Do they?! I have been asking people all day and literally nobody knows.

>Why are my nipples so sore?
This resonates with me...

>Why does everyone hate Florida
Floridians have obv. never been to Florida

Holy shit, I live in NC and I think I did actually google 'confederate flag meaning' in 2015.

New Caledonia. Land of the penis gourd.

>not posting a map where every state's question is "Who is this Sup Forums anyway?"