/hoc/ - swept edition

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first for pens
>early

good thread

>not making comfy thread

JUST

>getting swept so hard you get sued for 10 million dollars

>m-muh pig pictures
kys

FACT:

If the Pens win this series they'll cruise control to another cup.

>Canada's best shot at the Cup is currently its only budget team

Ebin.

>Ted from Akron
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm just going to kill myself

A FUCKING STAR!

The stars aren't in the playoffs

laughing SO HARD at the entire state of ohio

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whoops, wrong pic

how did poolumbus meme people into thinking they were good?

Why does Canada keep trying to shitpost like America?

Daily reminder

Finishing 4th in the regular season

My dog used to be W E T B O Y E

Now he is D R Y B O Y E

But he was always G O O D B O Y E

Why doesn't ISIL claim responsibility for an attack BEFORE it happens? Why do they always retroactively claim they were behind it the entire time?

Its starting to look like they're just opportunists who claim random acts of violence to keep their name in the paper.

Because they dominated this season

Nice pup, give him a pat for me

they were entirely average other than the meme streak and even bad in march. dominated, my ass.

>lehkonen
>kapanen
>rinne

feels good man

t. Bandwagoners

>meme streak
It's still a fucking 16 game win streak, they went 10-4-2 in march and 9-3-2 in November they dominated

>random acts that always have a common theme
Hmm...

Because they want to claim responsibility for all acts of jihad in western countries. They also want to claim responsibility as the authority on Islam itself, meaning they're super easy to troll. They are to Islam as the Jahovas Witnesses are to Christianity. Scripture that says "Romans" can be interpreted as all white people? Something that is supposed to be holy and infallible could be subject to such a vague and shaky interpretation? They are fucking retarded.

I can't remember a jehova's witness ever running a truck into my house, I'll be more careful before letting them knock on my door from now on though

I hate the Pens but tbqh I'd be alright with the lesser evil of them repeating because it'd shut every Blackhawk fan in existence the fuck up.

>looks at roster of last 10 champs

Well they have to win against Was... Oh yeah they're cruising.

What the fuck Cuckmonton.

>looks at the roster of the last 10 champs
>looks at where they play
>looks on a map

Teams with meme streaks are 2-10 in the playoffs

"Imagine you go to a basketball game in Japan...."

They don't though. Night clubs getting shot up, metro stations being overrun with rapists, protesters getting raped, trucks being driven into crowds....

None of that is similar.

>Canadian players
>winning the cup
>for American teams

>Canadian wives
>sucking dicks
>of black bulls

What's the difference you fucking cuck?

>Because they dominated this season
they finished third in the division kek

japan doesn't have basketball you dummy

I am talking about interpretation of the religion they claim to represent. Not a bunch of pathetic edgelords who couldn't make it in western countries brutalizing their own people. If you just focus on that shit you give them what they want. Fear and respect. Don't forget to develop an understanding of their beliefs and why they are bullshit. I feel the same about all of Islam but their type is especially worthy of being laughed at.

And 4th in the NHL hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

so? third in the division is not domination

Do you know who was ahead of them?

teams that actually dominated?

SWEEP THIS

*unzips dick*

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>90% of this thread weren't born when canadian team last won stanley cup

>HASBEENS

how many goals are the oilels going to lose by tonight?

I really hope there is footage of Tortellini's lockerroom thr...motivational speeches in these series.

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did you make that

the last digit of this post

dub = double that

like 3

>all games at intermission
GARY

They cruise to ECF but not a cup, ducks and preds are looking hangry af right now too.
I was 2

tk

It doesn't matter. The Hawks will win the Cup.

>3 games on
>all in intermission

fuck you scheduling nhl

they staggered the starts for the first night only and then stopped giving a shit

good lord son

they staggered them 2 days ago

Yesterday had them. Ottawa started 30 minutes after the Leafs game

>betting under on nashville game

bookies literally clueless about rinne

>trashville predditors
No sweep for you!

How da hawks gonna win when they're getting swept?

Lmao you faggots better get ready for the blackhawks big comeback tonight. Chicago will continue its winning tradition this year, and there's nothing you fags can do about it lmao.

>rags

>All these false flagging Hawks fans

Lel

*blocks your shot*

>Underestimating the NHL and Bettman

Lmao you just wait. I'll be the last one laughing.

>4 games today
>3 in intermission
>1 hasnt started yet

there isnt enough wonder in the world to calm this fury

What's next for his career?

>ChiCongo LackCups
>swept in the 1st round

literally blackhawks

Oilers.

What about Justin Lin

drafted to new jersey

traded the next year for a 4th round pick

>blackhawks have 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%+ more cups than Canada does in 25 years

Is this where I come to >Rags

Lmao you faggot motherfucker. Bigger comeback have happened. Stay obsessed tho.

World cup.

linsanity is chinese american

hey

>Finland
>Good at soccer

lmao

FUck off back to boystown molester

China is Japan you idiot

>caring
>about soccer
Wew

>cuckville predditors

>canada has qualified for more world cups than finland

lel

Also Great Britain has more olympic gold medals in men's ice hockey than finland

>he's still following me
Lmao log the fuck of.

Is that a meme stat? Canada has qualified for more WCs? Do you fuckers even play soccer?

mister you may need to tap the sign again

just made this

Kill you're self

Finland has qualified for more summer olympics in football than Canada if you want to talk about meme statistics.