Why aren’t you bi?

Why aren’t you bi?

>reply or you’ll have a heart attack

I am. I enjoy fucking a pussy as much as I do sucking cock

I'm bi, with the caveat that nobody gets near my asshole. I'll suck cock all day though.

Because i'm not bi

im bi too
a lot of Sup Forums is bi

faggots

idk

...

i might just be and by the way fuck you op fucking faggot

i am lol

oh i'm not.

btw real life peoples body disgust me i only fap to cartoon porn or hentai.

oh wow, name?

I am rockhard, and I need a source..

Fuck, I'd have no problem nagging you mine and smothering you with affection

Dunno

Not my thing.

liking traps do make you bi

I am but only for cute traps like this

cuz gay

Visceratio

You magnificent bastard.

ur welcome

I take 'em like I deal 'em...

I want to be but I live in the middle of a cancerous conservative southern swamp :(

She's one of the most beautiful traps I've ever seen. I would fuck her senseless..

I second this.

She seems to cam on chaturbate, last online 3 days ago. I would suck her dry.

this cutie too

Holy shit, she is cute as fuck. I would suck her dry, no homo.

More?

Because I'm not a faggot

I am.

Because I'm not mentally ill.

cum repulses me and anal is disgusting
>hopelessly hetero

bi is no good

Not a faggot so no reason to be bi

Jokes on you OP, I am

It’s literally twice as good you imbecile.

Bi=2
2=2x1

I am

2 lesbian to be bi, girls are too good

idk, why aren't you straight?

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no more webms sorry

kys

I am, but can you still give me heart attack please?

i am
i don't like masculine guys though. i go for traps and chicks

I'd like her boy pussy. Not gay.

because another man's cock or his shitty (literally the garbage and waste exit of the body) asshole doesn't appeal to me. i am not that mentally ill yet.

Masculinity doesn't do anything for me and femininity does.

i am tho

I fuck everything

Me thinks the user dost protest too much

Dunno, maybe cuz of social stigma in my country most likely.

>(literally the garbage and waste exit of the body)
Yeah I never understood how a person could find a disease infested area of the body sexy and want to stick their dong in it. Question: Do faggots get hard and excited when they smell shit?

Sauce?

i am. secretly.

i probably am a little bit

i am bi

new theory: traps are bi

Hfe

Why dont you fuck off you log loving faggot. Nobody likes you, get a job, stop sucking your moms floppy tit.

Kys

Yeah listen to this guy. KYS log man.

because im pan

Am

would ruin my social and professional image to say so. infact, i try to oppress it as much as possible

Because I'm straight.

Go be a hero

Idk

also samefag

Isnt he a diaper fag?

can i roll for a heart attack?

because im not a fucking faggot, thats why.

Wow.. not only are you dumb and same fagging every thread everyday.
You are a worthless virgin cunt.

But I am

Cause I don't watch Rick & Morty

But user, i am bi.

I like the female ass and the male genitals.

fine faggot

...

I am.

am

thought about it actually was crushing on one of my closest friends
>hes gay

who said i am not, kek

this

I only fuck things i hate, like women and octopussies

>samefag

c'one go be a hero faggot

I don't like peepees

wHAT IF I ALREADY AM

because I'm not attracted to both men and women

Rolling to keep my ticker going. Not romantically into men.

No

faggot

non

This is the most convincing answer to the OP question so far

I just like traps not gay or bi

Liking traps is an exclusively bisexual fetish

because I'm straight

im not gay

Bring on the fucking heart attack.

If not, I could be, but I've got a few criteria that would need to be met before I fuck anyone of either sex at any point in the future.

>Hoes
I like them chubby, clean shaven, busty, and ideally able to squirt. The main thing is that they have to be in the same mindset I'm in - long-term... they have to be into me enough to want to keep me around, and not jump pussy first at the first (black) guy driving a Porsche. I'm ok-ish with the idea of an open relationship as long as they come back clean and childless.

>Bros
Feminine but not effeminate - chubby, curvy even, clean shaven/hairless, and not hiding a monster in the basement. Same basic crap applies.

Nah bro I’m straight as an arrow

Are you me?

I prefer fucking girls and kissing girls but I like kissing guys and sucking their dicks. Getting head doesn't do much for me, which is why I prefer to fuck girls.

I wish someone could give me a good head. My gf made me come once but it was weird, I barely felt it.