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Post your best green text
Camden Russell
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Oliver Sanders
Really sad story man :(
Charles Diaz
bump
>also something not as depressing
Landon King
pretty stupid
Jayden Adams
Gotta love the Russians.
Bentley Foster
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Michael Nelson
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Benjamin Cruz
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Isaiah Perry
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Evan Carter
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Josiah Turner
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Ryan Sanders
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Dylan Young
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Sebastian Phillips
Not greentext but still relevant
Jacob Nguyen
I'm going to jump off the golden gate bridge. Please tell me you love me, that you need me to live.
Jaxon Bailey
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Matthew Jackson
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Ian Butler
Classic
Camden Brown
Furries in a nutshell.
Jordan Moore
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Andrew Lopez
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Adrian Mitchell
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Kayden Miller
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Colton Young
>follow-up
>apparently dude got arrested his first day trying this plan
>and the girl put a restraining order out on him
>that's all I know.
Ayden Jones
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Ryder Rogers
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Matthew Brown
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Mason James
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Julian Russell
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Benjamin Rogers
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Asher Jones
Wave Titan, I know it's you.
Include me in your YouTube video.
Nathan Sanders
If you found this picture funny, you seriously should consider getting evaluated for autism. The context is so long that it's almost forcing me to smirk just a little bit.
Liam Cooper
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Samuel Wilson
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Jacob Torres
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Brayden Reed
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Aiden Anderson
there was a second thread like a week ago
he still grows the cumnugget
Hunter Long
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Hudson Price
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Jace Thompson
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Jonathan Nelson
Dubs.
>checked.
Thomas King
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Zachary Garcia
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Isaiah Long
>"your best green text"
Charles Torres
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Isaac Cooper
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Henry Adams
i actually haven't seen this one in a little while
Joshua Barnes
Do you have a vagina? If yes, then I Iove you and need you to live.
Christopher Hall
cont.?
Ethan Rogers
I guess I'm spamming this in every thread tonight
Christopher Ward
you love me, you need me to live.
Henry Martin
Once in a thread is fine, good shtory
Elijah Garcia
It's one of my favorites so I always have it at the ready
Nolan Thompson
>I'll just read the first paragraph...
>Oh shit this is pretty good
>damn that's hot..
I would have done it.
Anthony Butler
I think we all would, user
Luke Parker
Dog threesome is beyond my virgin imagination, and I don't wanna end up fucking a girl at the same time with a dog.
Hudson Lee
Why the hell not
Jackson Harris
We need creepy stories in here desu
Ian Parker
Dunno. Too normie for this shit
Adam Watson
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Leo Miller
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Jaxson Rogers
1/4
Jordan Rodriguez
I love you, I need you to live user.
Elijah Cruz
2/4
Nathaniel Brooks
3/4
Justin Wilson
4/4
Carter Wright
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Xavier Edwards
Goddammit I read through this whole thing expecting some kind of punchline or laughs by the end. Why do so many post their faggy stories on this godforsaken site?
Parker Taylor
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Luis Price
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Nathan Campbell
Sorry for being a mobilefag.
Jason Martin
ANYONE GOT THE REST OF THIS??
Ethan Parker
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Sebastian Miller
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Sebastian Scott
prepare for the feels
Jace Ramirez
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Samuel Anderson
Anyone have the one where the guy hooks up with his dancer gf's sister?
Lucas Lopez
part 3 of OP. Will post continuation of thread if desired.
Jaxson Turner
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Nolan Ramirez
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Jeremiah Reyes
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James Miller
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Carson Hernandez
everything will take about 16 posts because of screenshots. would be shorter if retyped greentext but don't feel like it because sick.
Anthony Green
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Wyatt Lee
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Jayden Lewis
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Julian Kelly
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Austin Bailey
Well ,this threads for reading shit, right?
Jaxon Cooper
weww
John Young
This is precisely the type of shit that would leave me shell shocked. I'm a military guy and violence doesn't even phase me but this crap would seriously mess me up.
Carter Sullivan
Good payoff. Nice.
Angel Edwards
Damn...
Grayson Mitchell
This one's a classic. Love it
Evan Torres
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Jackson Sullivan
>At the post office one day when an elderly lady in front of me asked for a single stamp>Considering this a waste of her time, the woman behind the counter makes a snorting noise, rips off a stamp and flicks it across the counter
>Lands on the floor
>She doesn’t apologize or offer the lady another stamp
>Old lady considers for a second, picks up the stamp and leaves 50 cents on the floor in its place
>She says a cheery “Thank you!” and walks out
>Woman behind the counter has to walk around to pick up the money.
Benjamin Bailey
your best green text
Ayden Cox
Do a flip faggot
Connor Lopez
>needs moar skyrim greentexts
Samuel Turner
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Xavier Brown
for your dubs (and my curiosity) I found the rest