ITT we post our hands, age, and occupation

ITT we post our hands, age, and occupation.

>24
>Chef

The left hand

No burns, no cuts, no rashes from cleaning chemicals. You're a shit chef.

t.chef

Good thing there's no blacks on Sup Forums. They react differently to being asked to show their hands.

Go fuck yourself. Good chefs don't cut themselves or burn their hands on a regular basis. As for chemicals, they're called gloves.

kek'd. You are what is good about Sup Forums.

20 chef

Every good chef burns and cuts themselves. Unless you're working in a restaurant that's quiet as fuck. Currently have two burns healing and a rash on my left hand from I'm not sure what.

Yeah, this guy's hand looks more fucked. Proper chef material.

chef thread now or what?

OP here, what kind of cuisine are you into? Are you a chef or a line cook?

haha woooooo

Get a real job, faggot

>26
>butcher
>don't have a quarter lying around
>no cuts rn. Sorry to disappoint.

There's no reason to burn or cut yourself during service. I fire asshats like that. They're a liability. That said, I have plenty of scars.

was sous at a casual-upscale seafood joint a couple years back, have since moved on to more fine dining stuff with heavy asian influence as a line cook. moving to nyc in a couple months and really looking forward to getting into industry scene down there. hbu Sup Forumsro?

Why is cooking not a real job? I feed and house my wife and son with my salary.

I dunno, I cut myself minorly maybe once every few months, burn myself more frequently since I work with woks.im not talking any big injuries, just little ones here and there. Rough chef hands.

I'm into farm to table. I've done mostly continental fusion. Some French and Italian. I just took over as executive chef at an Iraqi restaurant.

congrats dude middle eastern food is blowing the fuck up right now

24
Tree trimmer rightt hand

Oops

Thabk you. It really is. My boss got a Michelin star at his last place and now wants to sit behind the scenes and teach what he knows. New Haven has been very receptive to the menu thus far.

Had the picture attached but said the file size was too large

awesome situation to be in at 24 man hope you kick ass. worked for a james beard winner over the past summer, im staging at a couple michelin spots over the next couple weeks and im stoked to see how they run as compared to a much lower populated area

>bigmanhandsmmmmmmm

Dammit why did thay make me laugh so much

Lol, beta faggot probably working 70 hours a week while your wife is out getting fucked.
Prove it's your kid.

Keep it up. Learn from whoever you can. Be ruthless. Never make friends with your coworkers.

im too jovial lol will probably learn someday

Fifty hours. The kid is mine. It's very easy to pretend to be on a high horse when you're NEET trash. Keep dreaming you'll be almost as successful as me, king of cucks.

>21
>idiot loser
>dropout cashier
in that order

>19
>print specialist

>works at staples

What is a print specialist?

21
AAA Emergency Roadside

Someone who works at staples.

23, Student

...

You knock a nigga out?

instawet

>27
>Bartender

*Cook
>Ftfy.

-28

Chef also

>27
>neet
>dad makes 3 figures

He's a line cook. I'm a chef. There's a difference.

You are getting wet by seeing a hand?

I know. I didn't think Sup Forums would have any real chefs. That's really cool.

>26
>Line Cook
This.
I'd wager im the closest thing to it. hang on for pic related.

Niggas be working at Wendy's and shit

At first I thought you were a lady.

i thinks his hands are slim, long and strong, i find them elegant and erotic somehow.

All the black splotches are from painting a gas main at a restaurant in NC (health code). Been in the business about 12 years. AMA if you wanna know about cooking for private businesses.

>pic is from a spot in CO I worked at, chopped my finger off while WAY too high at work

>21
>Call service representative

Escoffier called everyone who's in charge of someone a "chef", and everyone who isn't a "commis". It's only America that doesn't do this, and you're shitting on the guy who invented your job.

: - (

20, programmer

30
Butcher

Haha. I had a girl which said the same. She even got wet by seeing my hands. First it was cool but later little bit creepy

>same person.

Ayy looking forward to my hand looking like that in a few years.

for some reason foot fetishes seem to be popular with guys while hand fetishes with girls

the foot fetish is not about how the foot looks, you wouldn't understand it

YEA honestoy was a cook for 4 years, almost cut off my thumb once (fingernail stopped the blade about a 1/3 of the way through), multiple burns, and a few cuts from breaking apart cardboard boxes.

You’re a pussy and a newfag. Also fuck gloves. You work for a chain.

Give it a couple years and see how many cuts you collect. Real cooks brag about them.

You're right man. Most girls even feel disgusted by seeing foots.

Hah, it's not so bad. At least I still have all my fingers. Some of those real old school guys have nubby fingers.

LMAO
Look at that piece of shit knife you picked off the line. Get back in the dish pit dish bitch!

Farmer

oh, cause you can do so much more with a foot sexually than with a hand? like what, footjobs and maybe licking toes?
hands can finger, get sucked on, choke, slap, fist, scratch, hold, and literally anything else. they're hands man

>forgot age

28

Nice potleaf tat.

21, male
whore

Yo I'm a guy but I find hands attractive. It's not exactly fetish level though.

pic is a girl's hand

>AYYYYY LMAO

>33
>community gate attendant

not quite there yet,
still waiting for an aircraft repair worker

23, coward/ game audio designer

lmfao yea those digits are long as fuck
she's tall

33
County government administration

It's actually a Japanese Kanji m8. Water.

Done it myself years ago just to test a homemade tattoo machine

25
Professional alcholic

you should clean that up

is that all one day's worth of drinking?

Stop, please, we can't afford to lose any Sup Forumsros in these tough times. Moderate yourself idiot.

Nah, it's been piling up for a few days

>alcoholic
>cleaning

pick one

you should get some help my man.
and some doritos.

Hah yeah one of my coworkers is a serious oldfag, lost the top half on one of his fingers to the bandsaw before they put guards on the back of them.
I've only been at it for about 2 years. Can't stand it but the money is tight.
How long you been doing it for?

35
sysadmin

you know you're an alcoholic, right?

>19
>Wendy's

get a good knife you uncultured shit where do you work? a mcdons?

It's upside down by the way

I think I would be probably cleaning my house drunk

get your shit together user

you dont alcholic with bud light

Stop being fat you fucks

It's a broken timeline but all together 5 years. I go where the money is but it's nice to be able to fall back on a trade when life throws a curve ball at you. That's why i'm going back to school for mortuary science. People aren't going to stop dying any time soon.

True that. Wish you luck bro.

oh you want mY HAND