Be me

>be me
>right now
>teacher is giving test results
>if I don't get a 90 I'm fucked
>what do?

Dubs decide what I do

kill yourself

That escalated quickly

offer your body to the teacher as a bribe

Fuck the teacher

claim that your body has been possesed by the demon, and start crying in a creepy way

Go to teachers house and shit on the welcome mat

shit on her desk

rape your teacher

Make a solo porn staring yourself and set it on their desk with a wink.

nice dub dub

Nice

Fuck it... make meth.

DUBS speak the truth

Attack teacher like a spider monkey.

you were already fucked from the beginning.

Redo the course.

double double dubs of truth

wait till everyone leaves the classroom and the teacher is collecting his items, grab six number 2 pencils, put three between the fingers on your left and right hand, go up to the teacher and threaten him, saying you dont wanna fuck with the wolverine while im on my adamantinm rage, stab him in his eyeballs and ask him for his admin password to all his porn,

get a 90

Cry more on Sup Forums to people that don't give a shit.
Definitely don't study or anything that could help you get a 90.

Do what I usually do. Break the curve so other people get fucked

>>what do?
I dunno. Maybe study the material until you've mastered it? You'd be amazed at how well that works.