Any medfags here? Or maybe sciencefags?

Any medfags here? Or maybe sciencefags?
I'm extremely paranoid about a drug test I just took on Wednesday. I know they sent it out for EtG testing, with their cutoff being 500ng.
The Wednesday before I had about 7 beers (7%), and stopped drinking at approx. 8pm. Is there any possible way they could detect any metabolites of alcohol after that long?
I've done plenty of research and it seems like the answer is no, however I've seen unexpected things happen when it seemed impossible that they would. I also know there are plenty of variables, so AMA.
I did not attempt to dilute, I went about those 6 days as I would any other week.

Bumping with reactions

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Anyone want to know why I'm court ordered to take such scrutinized UAs?
Can bump with that as well

7 days should be plenty of time to get that out of your system, dw about it

>be me, 21
>borderline alcoholic/drug addict
>completed probation at 19 and successfully stayed out of trouble
>meet 7/10 qt
>turns out she's on probation and has almost a year clean
>we hit it off, start hanging every day

>she remains abstinent as she watches me snort ketamine and drink heavily daily
>eventually she asks me for some k
>why not? I'm not your PO
>off to the races
>within weeks she shows me how to IV drugs and we begin shooting cocaine almost every day
>start shooting heroine, her drug of choice
>I had dabbled with these things before, but never IV

>FF a few months
>we are both dealing with pretty bad dope habits, stealing and lying and the like
>both unemployed, living out of car
>one day, don't feel like going through the hassle of stealing /pawning shit, decide that I could get away with a robbery

>choose perfect store, garb up, and enter while she has car running on side of building
>walk up to counter, and cashier asks "Hi! How may I help you?"
>say calmly, with hand ambiguously in pocket "empty the register"

Seems like a good thread to drink a beer to

>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"empty your register"
>a look of fear washes over her face as the realization of what is happening dawns on her
>"uh... Um... Do you want the change, too?"
>"no, thank you"
>she hands me all of the bills, ~900 and I walk out casually

i hope you get buried alive in a mass grave you fucking nigger

you are literally as bad as a nigger

>over the span of 6 months, do this 2 more times at various locations
>eventually, evidence builds up and start getting caught for petty shit, when eventually I am questioned about these robberies
>faced with evidence and statements made by people, confess
>spend 6 months in county jail and am eventually released on extremely supervised probation program
>transferred to long term inpatient program, complete in 6 months
>transferred to 4 month halfway house, complete last March
And here I am, been doing well overall with 1 minor slip up and 1 major slip up

Didn't read but you already took the test and what, are waiting on results. You can't do shit right now. Stressful part is over bro. Hit a bowl

I hope that, too

Depending on different factors, EtG can detect anywhere between 2-5 days.Amount, frequency of use, duration, and others I forget can determine how long you're "hot".

I guess. Just sucks not knowing.
Anyway, I wish I could but I take about 3 drug tests a week, with only one being a lab send out. The rest are instant 5 panels

christ man why couldn't you just have had a few beers, smoked a couple cigs, watched some porn and ordered a pizza? what's with all the fucking coke and heroin??????

I lived that way for a long time, and when I start playing with those drugs they took over. Even when it got so bad that I wanted only to stop doing it I was such a pussy I couldn't go through withdrawal

>robbing people with the implied threat of violence
You are scum.

Do you think it's possible to detect beyond that 5 days though?

I know

Fix yourself.

I have been and have been making progress over the past 2 years. Hadn't touched heroin or cocaine from Jan. 2016 - Sept. 2017
I used in September once, was a nightmare

Have a decent job with ~2k saved and have a place with a girl who is a saint. Making preparations to go back to school.

>dabbling with something you know you shouldn't
You have no excuse. Good for you that it was a nightmare instead of what you hoped for, it probably saved you.

Nice dubs. Never attempted to make an excuse.
It probably did but not everyone wants saving

yeah the irony is you could literally get wasted again now if u wanted to cuz the test is over

I know. My gf would probably leave me though, she was upset about it last week

going through withdrawal is hard, but i swear that youll feel much better afterwards because youll know that youre strong enough to control your life and your wallets gonna thank yu

do you realize how emotionally fucked up that cashier is going to be??
they were just trying to make an honest buck, maybe didn't want to go into work that day but decided to haul themselves in out of a sense of duty and a desire to better themselves and have a living in a good society

you shat all over that like a retarded black woman on an atlanta bus

Almost copped some h this week. Been clean from everything 2 months. Sobriety sucks?

Thankfully I went through my withdrawal in county jail and haven't had to go through it since (1/2016)

EtG is called "The 80 hour test" for a reason. Because the metabolites are out of your system after 80 hours.

I hope this doesn't sound selfish or unempathetic, but the paperwork said she wasn't really scared and that she didn't even think I had a weapon in my pockets

Agreed

No
You are 100 percent fine.

I did court ordered rehab similar cut offs for alcohol and I got away with drinking a 5th or so about 4 days before each test (towards the end of my stint when I had only one or 2 days a week outpatient)

I have failed after 80 hours

What the fuck gun is that supposed to be? It looks like an HK P7 with a Walther P99 trigger guard, HK USP muzzle and Walther P38 mag release.

the fact that you are rationalizing it based on the cashier's police statement should be a wake up call...you literally need like 5 years of rehab and therapy man, probably more...fuck me dead ur a cunt

How big of a drunkard are you? If your liver isn’t shot and you are sort of healthy, you’re not going to fail after 80 hrs

>Sobriety sucks?
Yes
Doing nice little bathsalt right now

Got oxy on the way I'm pretty fucking drunk now. Everything fell apart so back to old habits. Can't smoke weed because it takes too long to get out of the system. Fuck I wouldn't even care if I got fentanyl laced shit anymore.

I wish I could still get meth, I know it's not the same but smoking a bowl of that shit makes me so happy for a couple hours.

Seriously?
Pics?
I didn’t know anyone really did that shit except for complete retards

>>borderline alcoholic/drug addict
There's no such thing

I'm really not. I was shocked when he told me I failed before. I just assumed that they were really sensitive tests. I don't know how it happened though, being that their cutoff is only 500. I don't recall how much I had to drink that time or if I had been drinking frequently, it was so long ago. This time it was only the 1 day that I drank, I'm still just paranoid.

When I used in September I actively searched for and found fentanyl because I knew they didn't test for it on the 5 panel

Took piss test once but my piss ended up being water. Got me 3 more days.

I tried to kms with it once. Vendor cut it or some dumb shit did '10mg' and lived m

Well, maybe I should have said that my life was still a little bit manageable

Me too
Ended up with liver, kidney, and heart failure instead. Stayed in the hospital for 2 weeks

I just woke up the next day. Definitely had fentanyl but no 10mg. I'm drunk af sorry for any mistakes. Got prescribed klonopin I think they interacting lol

I'm sure they are. Never was a huge fan of benzos, you'll probably black out soon honestly

Smoked 5 min before the test. Its like cramming for the exam at a uni.

I was a raging addict for a while. 1g etizolam and 100 Xanax presses a month. Dnm was a great time although withdrawal wasn't

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That WD can kill you, along with alcohol

>I wish I could still get meth
Me too.
>Pics?
Of crystals? Nothing unusual about them.
>except for complete retards
Here i am. But i'm not full time bath salt addict
actually. Just run out of money.

I used to eat 10 bars a day, minimum. 15 on most days

And I quit cold turkey. Almost blew my brains out but no seizures

Ever get in any trouble trying to get money to support habit?

I had one it ducked

I just sold drugs wad watched for a while but never caught

Taking apvp is the main trouble then u went out of money. Especially since i usually throw the rest of it when comedown begin.

How did you know that you were being watched?

>normal guidance for cocaine is 3-4 days
>do 1/2g, in isolation (last use before that >1 year)
>drug test is 11 days later
>think i'm good to go
>promptly fail drug test, get arrested, jailed for 2 months
>turns out there's a rare interaction with ultra-high-dose oxycodone (had a script so couldn't be failed for that) that can extend detection period to 14 days.

there's always some complication.

No, at the time I bought quarter lbs for $800 and sold $450 ounces in a NYC suburb
But I did crash and total 3 cars and steal a shit ton of stuff from stores but never got caught or in trouble

Never used it. My ex used to, said it helped her WD from dope. I've been thinking about looking into other RCs and also buying mushroom spores

I'm talking about alcohol

What would you used to steal? I used to steal box sets of TV shows, and vinyl records to sell at pawn shops and other record stores
Or run cars at night

i'm aware you're talking about alcohol i'm using my story to point out every substance has undocumented complications that don't make it into the standard cited detected window

I see. Thankfully I'm not taking any medication, prescribed or other.
I was thinking at one point that a decent intake of sugar may somehow affect detection times

>other RCs
Try meph, thats the most euphoric shit you can imagine.

Evvverything. Sneakers. Boots. Hundreds of dollars a week of merch from Petco and Petsmart, those antler pieces they sell for like $20, dog supplements and whatever random shit. Candles lighters...omg CVS? Tons of expensive creams and soaps and shit.

Kek
Who would buy that stuff? Corner stores in the hood?

Grass fed steaks and all sorts of cheeses

Tons of wine. I was skinny and wore nice clothes and a somewhat baggy pea coat and would walk into a liquor store and make xanny small talk and then just pocket and leave with a wave

Nah, I have a dog that’s my world. lol
And the cream and shit I would give away.
I’d return some stuff for gift cards and sell them for a 50% loss also.

I used to do the gift card thing. I found a CoinStar kiosk somewhere in Philly that would give like %70
Or I'd find cash/debit receipts in parking lot and find whatever items were on it

My brother is a junkie and he would walk out of petco with a $50 bag of grain free top brand dog food frequently.
It still blows my mind how he did it. We’d just be in the store robbing shit and he’d toss a bag on his shoulder and we’d leave.
Xanny miracle? I dunno
We did the dog food walk out probably 5 times, maybe 4.

I did the receipt hustle too
I learned it on some reality show, I think it was pre-Intervention days but similar

Kek I just thought of it in a moment of desperation
Anyway, I'm gonna shut it down my man
Take it sleazy my friend, stay safe
Gonna hope for the best on this test, I should be in the clear

You’re golden

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>no thank you
I laughed heartily at this