Mariners @ Athletics

420 edition.

Paxton v Literally who

>tfw our shit team is literally second in this god awful division

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

Mariners will take this game. Paxton is hot af right now. He is facing someone who hasn't pitched in the majors since 2010.

It looks like this thread was first.

Let's go Mariners!

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Zunino will break out today boys.

Why have line ups, when you can have shit posts by the A's marketing department?

I love Segura, but they should really keep Dyson in the leadoff. he's been clutch as fuck so far.

As long as Mitch stays solid I'll be a happy guy

I try to keep the op unbiased and with the little info to get comfy for the game. shitposting is for the thread, but that's just me.

Obviously I don't know shit, but as soon as Dyson and Segura were both with the team, I thought the lineup would go Dyson, Segura, Cano, etc.

I don't know about clutch as fuck, but holy shit he just tagged on a fly ball from right! I wouldn't mind seeing him replace Martin hitting 9th.

nice.

Wow, a competent start from the M's offense in the first inning!

WEW

EARLY SCORING

SPEED MURDERS

Damn, those stands are empty as my stomach.

Valdez plz

i wouldn't mind seeing valencia or martin benched

Vegas A's soon

Dyson at 9 with Segura and Hanigoat at 1 and 2. When the lineup flips having Dyson potentially on base would be perfect.

Dyson's been awesome tho

Not happening

Where's the new Oakland stadium then?

Missed the start and just saw the summary on Gameday, how the fuck did Dyson score from first on a single by Robbie? Hit and run and a botched relay or something?

What do you guys think of this lineup:
1. Dyson CF
2. Segura SS
3. Cano 2B
4. Cruz DH
5. Seager 3B
6. Haniger RF
7. Motter 1B
8. Zunino C
9. Heredia LF

Olympic Stadium in Montreal :^)

>tfw Goldy back on TV

The rumors are it is supposed to be planned for near Jack London Square. They are supposed to officially anounce by the end of the summer.

Portland A's someday.

He tagged from first on Haniger's fly ball to right! SUPER SPEED.

SPEED KILLS It's like the '85 cardinals with power.

i hope they change the name to something mob related, would be cool af.

Royos fan here. Been watching some of your games just to see Dyson play every day. He might not be an all-star but when he's on his game he's a lot of fun to watch all the same.

im conflicted, haniger is good at getting hits/ob and i dont see zunino or heredia bringing him home. but dat speed at the top of the lineup for cano/cruz/seager

Vegas Ace's

Paxton's delivery and stuff are like the mean of old Andy Petitte and Randy Johnson imo

JED
E
D

SIT DOWN

Good point, it's hard to put Z in the lineup anywhere where he won't be a rally killer. I'm quickly losing faith in him.

ALSO THAT 3-0 COMEBACK FOR THE K.

M O T T E R

Motter making em pay

Christ I love Motter.

the las vegas wiseguys

me too. i guys its sorta a good thing when you cant fit everyone you want in the lineup?

MOTTER POP

Oh shit, I just realized it's a Goldy + Blowers combo in the booth

based

>martin

Incoming GIDP

Mariners!

>get home
>turn on mlb.tv
>remember I cant watch As games
fuck you mlb

That dudes sandwich look as big as my thigh

GOATsmith A young, smooth, funny, good looking guy like him has potential to do World Series broadcasts once Joe Buck malfunctions.

thats a big sammich

>fake ass bitch
lel

Lmao don't do that again

Motter would have scored if he had depth perception

Fuck you Servais, that's an easy bunt call.

Say what you want, but Lloyd was 10x the manager Servais is.

Sucy is best girl, Goldy+Blowers is best booth

ZUNINO

MORE RUNS

He's back!

MIKEY Z

BASED ZUNINO

ZMAN

YES

>10x the manager
>muh matchups


DYSON

MOTHERFUCKING ZUNINO

I told you guys he would break out tonight.

Nice hit Dyson! Put a hurting on them boys.

I agree

I know Lloyd could be stubborn as hell and didn't give a shit about stats. But he had personality.

Servais is Bob Melvin lite.

also hits!

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Servais' bullpen management is atrocious, stop it.

no bully pls

this is an undercover Asslethic trying to jinx us

just like that asshole space

if this jinxes anything I'm gonna hunt you down and break into your kitchen in the middle of the night and eat all your good snacks and make a mess of your pots and pans

also somebody please cap that smile from Dyson talking with the ump at first

You're probably like a...White Sox fan who just wants to jinx us.

I'm on to you...

As soon as you posted, Haniger hit into a DP.
FUCK YOU

Based mods

Ya got me there. Not impressed with Stottlemeyer as the pitching coach either

is right with the trips, Lloyd was kinda fun but made some dumb old school moves

Servais makes dumb moves based on muh sabermetrics and scouting that defy obvious conventional wisdom that any knowledgeable baseball fan could make

Even the mods believe in the M's this year.

sup mariners bros

KKKK

I couldn't stand how stubborn Lloyd was. His decisions definitely hurt some developing young players with MUH MATCHUPS.

I can Servais a bit of a pass because he is only in his 2nd year as a manager while Lloyd had numerous years as some type of manager.

Bottom line: they've both cost the M's games with some really dumb moves. However, Servais has a lot of room to grow, I believe.

sup Argentina

PAXTON

James "2017 American League Cy Young" Paxton

Orel Hershiser must have insulted him in the offseason. It caused Paxton to focus like a hyper disciplined warrior. His eyes narrowed under the bill of his cap and he stated with the deadpan of a gunfighter, "I'm going to break your record." Then walked back to Canada to practice.

Yea that's probably what he did

now I'm imagining James Paxton in a Rocky IV training montage innawoods chopping maple trees down and running up mountains and shit

So who here went to the game yesterday?

fucking magical experience. Easily one of the best games i've ever been too.

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Uses an axe with only his left hand.

I bet it was! Had to work, but I listened to it.

ripip scoreless streak

ruh-roh

get out of this without giving up a run pls

ill be at the game Saturday
hope Miranda is as good as last time

uh what the fuck man

the fuck?

why do these things happen to us?

23 innings. Damn you Oakland!

KKhris Davis

fucking hell

Fuck jokeland

OK M's, time to get into rage mode.

avenge Paxton pls

>ballboys

KHRUSH
HR
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Is Valdez elite?

Are catchers left handed?

Montas is throwing rocks.

RAJAI YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. Fast af

are you fucking kidding me Martin?

Alright well that's it. Dyson over Martin in center for the rest of eternity

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MARTIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CALL UP BEN GAMEL AND SEND MARTIN TO TACOMA TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HE DID