Ask Good Anything

Ask Good Anything.

Guess you're not all-spelling, tho

haha you got a zero

God, how come you allow suffering? Is it cause you hate us? Why do you especially hate children in third world countries?

What's good, Good?

You can't be truly happy if you don't know what is suffer.

You're not very god at spelling, are you Good?

Oh. Okay. Thanks.

I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord!

Well TRIPPED, friend!
What joys do you grace these underprivileged children with? From what I understand, we don't innately feel the emotions of people on the other side of the world, so their sadness isn't innately ours. Is it?

Also, should I stop worrying about getting a job before Christmas?

When you made Chinese people, did you give them tiny penises as a joke?

Also, why did you make them so they can’t drive so good?

>dubs check'd
I wouldn't actually allow suffering it's just the people I send to end suffering take on greed along the way. I've done this for millions of years. So I tell you what. I'm gonna try something new. I've got a couple million coming in a few months from a western country. I'll buy up bitcoin machines and end suffering myself, by hand.
>Trips Check'd
Nothing much just smoking and drinking covfefe
nope but something I made up in English in yr 9 popped up whomst that was really long and I think people found out I had a rigorous wanking festival. on 9GAG...
That's not me
lemme piss on ya face
just get a gaming rig and mine bitcoin
roflmao

When you made black people did you make them have big noses as a joke?

Or is it a joke to the white man, you give him all this good air just so the black man can sniff it up, right?

actually their tiny penises are self driven and they truly believe in not ruining a woman for the next guy. It's civil. Africans kinda take the piss. I digress, I made Africans take the piss. But I'm currently upgrading all penis lengths Earth wide

Why do u act like a greedy jealous bitch in the Bible?

ugh take it easy there pal everyone was ugly with small penises before I got to Earth
The greedy jealous bitch was the writer whom I sent to write the old testament. He tests me. I pass with flying colours. He also wrote GoT. I can tell by the writing. But the New Testament has words from my mouth.

Sweet thanks god my girls will certainly enjoy the extra inch.

Yeah I figured it's about time all men's penises made a woman enjoy it fully.

When I say oh my god. Does that annoy you? Is it like picking up the phone and nobody actually wanted to talk to you. Is it considered a wasted prayer?

Sir, I promise I, with this added inch I will spread my sead and grow your kingdom of retarded evangelists for you.

Can we have multiple retractable penises lease?

Penis!!! Penis for everyone!!!

TBH blasphemy is last on my list of pet peeves but seriously on guy did it to me near me. HE was a drug addict and worked out I was God. HE used my real name and yelled it in blasphemy while he was on drugs. I gotta say it got my blood up but I cursed him not. I think anyone could do it now without fear of reprise. Although when I'm young I usually curse people wildly and have real trouble not ruining people's lives. ugh I digress. By the time im 35 Im a rock of calm and good nature unliftable always getting heavier and lifting by the same degree as my weight.
mercy beqou
idk how to spell it.
retractable penises is the only way to go with toilets the way they are.

Could you tell me a bedtime story, Good?

Why did u let people nail your kid to that stick? Was it to stabilize him when he felt up into the air like a bottle rocket? Where dose he sit to your right or left? I can’t remember if it was Jesus or the Hubble telescope to your right.

growers not show'ers

Do you like or love porn and which types? Legal illegal . . . According to the Bible you seem fond of rapes.

Once upon a time there was this girl who would spend every one of her lives being raped and killed at an early age. She would always try to live in the land of time. She spent so long in dreamland she became a high level witch. Then one day she got a good brother. Whom saved her live multiple times, arranged a suitable prince to marry her and ensured she got an education. The girl finally grew into an adult and had three kids a good job and lots of love and money. the end.
it's just a parable and proverb. It's a revelation of the corruption of leaders of the time that that story was completely plausible.

Who created god?

Can the penises be gps guided?

I created my self on accident when I farted.

mostly legal
but jesus keep me safe from cp
if you spend too long wanking and not enough time fucking pedophilia becomes a certain by mid 30s.
it's a real travesty in the Catholic Church that priests aren't allowed to marry.
a real problem
I really like japanese nipple fucking
yeah I'll find out later
dreamland products only

g-man can you check these for me

nah everyone is as old as the universe
but if you're a fart
then you must be old
off by one