What you bringing this guy?
What you bringing this guy?
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>Chopping is how I keep my mind thinking aobut good Thoughts
>aobut
My neck.
A puppy
My dick
>bring him a dictionary
Diamond, it's the hardest metal
his website is actually pretty legit
>Muh dick
My magnum dong will never break!
A 6' length of 3/16" surgical tubing.
A liquid
Isn't a pound of diamond like 15 pounds?
a 4 inch diameter tungsten rod covered in sharp spikes.
Bring him a stick. He chop, now two sticks. Stick win everytime.
Oobleck
16*
And? You can't lift 16 pounds bro
Chop chop fuck boy
No it's a kilogram
False.
Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man.
My misery.
Maybe then i will become happy.
What kind of heman even can lift 16 diamond pounds? That's the weight of the great state of Texas.
Dragonforce is the Rick & Morty of metal. Its not even really metal.
correction, death metal is
Dragonforce is the gayest metal known to man
correction, black/death or blackened death is.
Death alone is too soft.
his firstborn son
...
And gay wood is the best metal
the earth
This
Diamonds, the hardest metal known to man. I bet he can't chop that. fucker
I prefer (heavy) stoner metal: Electric Wizard. youtu.be
I would bring him an anything, as it is the only thing he can chop.
this guy keeps spamming /b with his "humor"
diamond
>metal
It's kilograms, not pounds.
I. Just saw this flyer in LA were gonna call tomorrow
Moron
I should bring him all the wood I need for the winter...
My steak. Someone's got to cut it for me
Not as hard as my dick
Someone should bring him a pile of Shit to chop.
water
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
No, you're thinking gold bro
Hillary Clinton
A landmine
dead
His website will probably be chopped by net neutrality
This guy knows the real deal
$800 -- we'll split it
DJ Screw died while he tried to chop these dudes. This dumb hick will be vaporized in the planning stages.
Pregnant girlfriend
Only acceptable answer
freshly minted diamond bar
I should bring him my weed
Can't identify if it is bait or not, but diamond is really fragile
It's bait.
you are a newfag that was easy to identify