OFFICIAL SHARKS@OILERS FEMDOM GAMETHREAD

>I HOPE THE OILSANDS CATCH FIRE AGAIN EDITION

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Nah. Sharks are going to get beat this time :)

someone start a new thread, this shit sucks

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>leaf

>Best anthem performances this year for worst teams

Piss in rink

youtube.com/watch?v=hcW12qYUits

>a literal potato

Joey
Gretzky
Joey
Gretzky

mclellen has completely ruined the team, he has them so worked up over """playoff hockey"""" that they dont even want to play

how do you go from complete physical dominance to basically doing nothing in the next game?

let them fucking play mclellen you CUNT

In the sink

>Edmonton Tuxedo's in full effect tonight
kek

ah shit literally just made this thread

baka desu

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>grade 9
>a job
>a Stanley cup with Conner mcdavid
Name 3 things someone from Edmonton won't experience

That patriotism legit brought a tear to my eye leafs

>Coilers think they can win with Thornton and Couture in full force

>POOCIC

being swept in the first round by analslime

>sinkpissers

Do i want meme players to win or do i want canada to lose?

there is absolutely nothing wrong with pissing in sinks

>a distinctive playoff smell

I smell it too bros

IT'S ALL PIPES

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Written by ugly fat old liberal feminist who hates sports and did her "research" by asking people on twitter.

She obviously hates sports, and has a piss fetish. And is blowing things way out of proportion.

Sorry.

there actually is alot of bathrooms in rogers place, the place is just fucking jam packed right now

i dont know what the legal capacity for the building is but goddamn its gotta be close

>literal pantsoilers

I feel kinda bad for Oilers fans, they literally have nothing else going for them in life

Are you saying they didn't fix the bathroom problem that we've had for the last 40 years by adding way more in the new building?
For fuck sakes.

>SOME

>FUCKING

>CONFETTI

The building just opened. They can't do major reorganizing while the season is in progress.

PCL and co said, before the season start, that they will be doing reconstruction adjustments if necessary in the offseason.

Do they have designated shitting rows in Indian stadiums?

Dear Cali faggots: These are real sports fans. Take notes.

whats going on in your life? besides being a virgin in your mid twenties

That performance of the Star Spangled Banner bursting out gave me chills. What a great anthem. Makes me clutch my HK a bit tighter.

I don't think they were expecting playoff hockey when designing the place

Just got done watching the rags and sweating up a storm

Now for some chill oily/shark content. What should i expect from these two?

:/

how stinky smelly is san jose?

hey man, they have confetti

They drop confetti in edmonton every time their goon players get suspended

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very

rekt nerd

very stinky smelly

>captcha is mexican street signs

At least I'm hispanic and have cultural identity and pride unlikel you mapleniggers.

I really like the way the guy with the higher voice commentates.

whoa

please leave my country

WHAT A MAROON

hey look we started hitting and we scored

we should have been doing this last game

finally

SCAWWWWWR

Go go Oilers!

MAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>THE STATE OF THE CAPITAL OF COSTA RICA

THAT"S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

WE WERE JUST PRETENDING TO BE SHIT!

B I G R I G

>Your country

GO OILERS

Maroon will get a hat trick

Cap this

>sharts

maroon goal celebrations deserve confetti

yeah guys

RIP N PIECES SHORKS

A DECADE-LONG RUSE IS PAYING OFF

Thank you Sweden for Larsson and Klefbom, arguably more important to team success than McDavid and Draisaitl

Edmonton fans ready to drop confetti already

We built the trap, now all that waits is for the prey to fall in it.

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Wh-wh-where is the confetti?

good post

THIS IS A 10/10 IN EDMONTON

HAHAHAHAHA

the camera angles in the oilers stadium are too low

it looks weird

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how can eberle and nuge both be shit for 82+ games

was trading hall too much for them? trade them to nj if they care so much

Why did Peter change anything with the lines or anything from last game?

Seriously, nothing should have changed from Game 4.

Where is edmonton?

Does this look like a dictator to you?

>front row seat

HOW?

They should make the confetti out of the ashes of recently cremated people

i actually dont know

It's a 5/10 in terms of American weight.

in the playoffs

thicc

Did that american sneak into canada?

why did mclel chage everything from game two to three?

North of Calgary

we do exist

where is calgary?

Ashes of the edmonton fan that committed suicide after game 4

gravity

Nurse should just stop shooting.

Crawford let in more goals than that post.

Actually looks like the guy who is in the right in the issue, but keeps on fucking up with taking things just a tiny bit to far.

does anybody live there?

Who's retarded enough to name their kid McDavid lol

Only 1.2 million people

EDMONTON

THE GOAL IS THE FUCKING NET

NOT THE BARS YOU RETARDS