Tinder greentext bread. Post success stories, weird convos, etc. I'll start
>be me >no_gf.png >meet girl on tinder >we hit it off >decide to meet >go on several dates over the course of a few months >become facebook official >"user, i want to try your fetishes" >areyousureaboutthat.mp3 >meet at her place >i vore her >be me >no_gf.png
Logan Peterson
This belongs on /soc/. MODS
Evan Miller
>be me >tfw no gf >meet qt3.14 grill on tinder >wouldsmash/10 >hit things off >get drunk >she just started her period >idea.jpg >have a prescription for Xanax >bang anyways
Lucas Morgan
this is Sup Forums everything belongs here retard.
Nathan Lewis
newfag
Isaac Cox
>Calling me a retard as an excuse to bump your own thread >Not putting sage in all fields
Sage
Connor Baker
>implying he was op Nice waste of dubs fag
Kayden Davis
nice waste of dubs, fag
Christian Morgan
faggot fuck you
Grayson Thompson
wow this kids a little bitch hey isnt it past your bedtime? this is Sup Forums motherfucker, kids arent allowed on here anyway.
Adrian Collins
underage B&
Easton Turner
Then get lost, you autistic snapper head
Kevin Perez
>this is Sup Forums mother fucker get real, you aren't a hard-ass for going on Sup Forums fuck off
Parker Wilson
>be me >chad on outside, autist on inside >prostituting myself to old women on tinder >50 something nigress responds >we agree on price(i charge more for darkies) and plan to meet at her apartment >show up >knock on door >5 year old grandson answers >fucking spooks >place is a mess >lil bill playing too loudly on the t.v. >make way to the bedroom >good god shes even fatter than i thought >whatever, money's money >says she loves "lil cracka diqs" >a little offended but get job done >"oh baby, befo' you be leavin', how much to eat my ass?" >literally shudder at thought of the question >"uhhh...i'll need at least 150 for that" >starts rummaging for cash >"ooh baby im a little short, that okay?" >"how short are we talking?" >"i need about tree fiddy" >and then right before my eyes, this disgusting blob transformed into a 50 foot tall creature from the Triassic era >"god damn it lockness money you are not gonna get my tree fiddy"
Cooper Rivera
gay
Aiden Brown
I'm glad you didn't get quints with this or I would have actually killed myself
Ryan Gutierrez
I remember being 13 and thinking using Sup Forums made me a big boy
Ethan Moore
>vore so you ate her? I had to look this up...
Grayson Carter
>I had to look this up...
>Being this new
Eli Sanchez
>Being this new just. not. really into those threads. and they are new. fyi.
Jaxon Smith
I sometimes get accused of being a chatbot on tinder by girls. I'm not a chatboy. I just have autism.
Michael Stewart
>match with latina 5/10 shortstack >meet up a few times >movies, park, etc. >end up smashing on the third date >"wondered when you were gonna do that" >mfw this girl was just a dumb white boy slut >mfw she woulda fucked night one if i wasnt an autist >mfw definently lost brain cells talking to her >mfw i still hit the pusc occasionally
Leo Thomas
>be me >armyfag >at fort riley in kansas >getting bored of just hanging out with dudes and railing sorority chicks at ksu >hear about tinder >create an account and upload all my motard pics of me in uniform >most of the chicks i swipe right on are an instant match >bang 3-4 girls that are about average 6-7/10 that are very local >finally hit up a hot red head that i will have to travel out to topeka to meet >meet her and we hit it off >take her back to the barracks and try to fuck >she won't >wat.mp3 >keep taking her out because she is fucking hot and has a huge rack >after 12 days of pretty much constant talking/dating i invite her over just to watch movies >we watch the notebook, i can hardly concentrate on anything beside her tits >during one of the sensual parts of the movie we start making out >she finally lets me start undressing her >get her shirt off and bra undone >tits bounce out and do like 3 afterjiggles >i almost cum on the spot >perfect hairless pussy >eat her out and it is tasteless >she sucks me off and i'm about to fucking blow >slid my dick in the tightest shit i have ever felt >nut within 5-6 minutes >pull out and my nut shoots the wall above her head, getting all over her face also >she licks it off and swallows it >i'm in love >she leave and we keep talking >6 months later i'm in california prepping for a deployment to south korea >ask her to marry me (was honestly for the boosted pay when i deployed) >she surprisingly says yes >about to deploy to south korea >we find out she is pregnant >fast forward 2 years and we're still together and have a kid, house, cars, boat ect tl;dr fuck a girl on tinder married her and got her pregnant, shit was cash.
Blake Johnson
kept expecting this to take a turn but was pleasantly surprised
Ayden King
I don't know what's more impressive, you going 12 days without jacking off or your ability to get your hand pregnant.
Gabriel Johnson
Whatever you want to call it my man.
Jose Flores
I never had much luck on tinder. I did smash piles of average to below average pussy on plenty of fish though. Can green text if anyone cares.
Robert Scott
>south korea >new york Pick one
Dylan Brooks
deployments dont last for ever shit for brains
Justin Reed
I'm out of the army now and currently living on the east coast. Didn't want to put my local city up there so i looked ny up.
Hunter Green
armyfag can't even find his city on a map
useless mother fucker
Hunter Rogers
"ability to get your head pregnant" So, the redhead was his hand? Disgusting
Jordan Phillips
Why do you think I joined in the first place?
Sebastian Thomas
Ghostnipples/10 You lucky bastard :) Also More
Juan Fisher
true
I'd kill some fucking hajji's too
Liam Rodriguez
>joining the army >not joining the navy At least you aren't a marine
Daniel Robinson
im a pretty normal guy otherwise but im a complete sperg with talking after i know someone for a bit its easy but i get a lot of decent matches i just never talk to them because i suck with the small talk shit
William Collins
Wonder how many guys shes fucked on your deployment? Im sure that thought never crossed your mind so dont worry about it
Connor Turner
She's pale for sure. wish I could provide more but she's awake now and as you can probably tell from the story, very shy.
Michael Morgan
>tfw i get NO matches >am attractive
I swear my app doesn't work because I refuse to turn on location.
Nathan Powell
literally stopped giving a shit about messaging because most chicks just stop responding after a few days. just str8 up ask if dtf
Adrian Williams
well no shit dude of course
Bentley Morales
Well it wants me to use googles service, and pops up hte message 20 times. I just hit cancel over and over until it goes away.
I still get matches from near me though, so something is working.
Ryder Bell
either low quality bait or exteme autismo
Jacob Murphy
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Tyler Gray
...
Liam Turner
but you act like you are lmfao, what a piece of shit