Drawthread, Net Neutrality is Dead and I helped Kill It edition

Drawthread, Net Neutrality is Dead and I helped Kill It edition

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Requesting this shota wolf showing off his dirty creampied asshole after getting the shit fucked out of him.
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you know whats up

hey eggs
big day today right
gonna have lots of "fun" right
btw do you feel like doing requests?

aaaaaaaanD POST

Requesting a short comic of this girl being swallowed whole and alive by a giant frog.
One panel where the frog shoots its tongue out, grabbing her. Another panel where she's halfway in its mouth, and a third showing her in the stomach.

haha uh oh

>spitroast is a forced meme

top 4 bottom 12 go

/r/oast your least favorite drawfag

KACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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Hey make one of me

hey, voreboy. I have a request. Is there any way you can put all your requests under a single filename so I can filter you? Not trying to be a dick, just not interested in seeing your pictures, and rather you didn't be like MD5 over there.

I need a reference for you avatar

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I don't have one

Roast me

@Hero

has Sup Forums ever gotten to you? Like, has anything actually made you not want to come here as often? What keeps you coming back?

Ur bald, bussy.

Here it is folks. The avatarfag hive mind.

Add Ehg, Trinket and Shadow to it

Let me demonstrate this technique I invented 3 years ago to roast any artist, that repeating "you suck at art" variants ad nauseum has failed to accomplish.


>who are you again
>you're nobody
>move along

then never respond to them again

your attention is your most valuable asset.

Give no (you)s to bad artists.
We should add you to it, user. whats your -fag name?

dont forget eggs

Sure. Filename will be "vore_req" for vore requests and "other_req" for any non-vore requests I do.

Who's MD5 though?

>whats your -fag name?

>but I don't really care about eggs at all
>please believe me
>I totally don't have a vendetta or anything

Md5 is this person
hard to filter because they keep making new images

I come back to see if there are anything new going on, rather than just "AvAtar fagS rUineD iT"

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Reach level 35 to unlock bottom text.

oh that's just scatfag spending all of his internet free time projecting his hatred onto people in the only place where they are forced to put up with him because everywhere else they'd be banned for being disgusting but sad.

he's a furry so I doubt Net Neutrality getting axed will keep him off. You KNOW he's using that mentally ill fur-money he gets from disability for his "anxiety" to pay for that "Shitpost on Sup Forums rather than learn how to draw squares in a timely manner" and taking every single mention of his general existence as a sign that his posting means something to anybody

I mean uh

show butt

poka made two drawings that made me a little upset. maybe that were some kind of "that is enough" moments.
besides that only fun matters to me so far. sometimes its more talk, sometimes its more drawing
>What keeps you coming back?
drawing here stops me from exhausting myself with one big project after the other

any request?

>poka made two upsetting drawings
huh, normally I don't give a fuck about drawthread RP relationships but I've been gone for a bit so what does this mean? did he draw vore? heroporn?

did he actually do that nazi execution request I slid into his DMs?

Why not go somewhere filled with people like me who are just shitting on you under user because we are inadequate with our own progress with art and seek to up our own serotonin levels by shitting on you with spam whenever we see you?

draw incest cartoon

ayy lmao

uhm... ok? any special details?

>REQUESTING AJIT PAI FUCKING ANONYMOUS IN THE ASS

Dude sucking dick doesn't have to be that complicated.

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nah, its not about rp. i just have some habits and style he is not really into. i appreciate when he gives me feedback and all. but sometimes he makes fun in a way about it that actually gets me.
nice people can be kind of boring ...

Tumblr ya fagita

OH SHIT.
Orbiter destroyed, watch out for raining debris.

He already fucked us all

Thats.......a good one

H-hey its fashionable!

if i roll dubs i will draw dragon ball z rule 34

>nice people can be kind of boring ...
truth

YES IT DOES YOU FUCKING DOLT.

It's over.

Drawthreads are dead.

Everyone here is a brokefag who now has to probably work 14 additional hours at their shitty underpaid over-tasked job just to come here and listen to us spew shit at them for our own amusement.

ARTISTS ARE POOR POOR CREATURES

and our failure to defend NN will cause them to leave because paying $179.99/month is not within their REACH

Like if you faggots had a Patreon I'd totally drop a dollar on it a month just so I could piss on all you NGMI faggots and remind you that you chose the wrong hobby every single time you post, because y'all are easy targets and targeting you helps me forget about my own failed creative self-employed career.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

was HE the one who raged about preggo-hero?

That's a rather weird thing to be angry over, unless he wasn't ready to take responsibility as the dad.

>also I lost the full colored copy of this banger and I'd like to see it again T_T

K h e

>NGMI
what's that?

Bruh, you need a hug

I sense a tragic backstory here. Pitch it as an anime and it could make millions

yo

are you ok

Full colored? Gotchu

I can feel so much pain in your words. Here, have a hug.

Requesting an orcbortion follow up

inb4 loss

Honestly that one was a turn off for me, but I don't see why someone would rage out over it.

Requesting Lagoona Blue licking or sucking futa Avea horse cock

>rage over nice art
y tho?

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Are you talking about the spanking or my final?

no, that wasnt a big deal.
i could show you the drawings im talking about, but eh ... like i said. i just got upset for a little while
not worth to make a big deal about it

I said I don't see why someone would. Why ask me?

It means Never Gonna Make It.

Its a mantra I learned back in my days on the /ic/ monk temple. Where we sit upon walls made of cobblestone, create absolutely gorgeous pieces, then throw them away because we are so scared of finding out all their flaws that we pretend they don't exist.

We dream of art better than ours, and aim to deconstruct it, to tear it apart. For we praise the word "Never Gonna Make It" as our one true law.

No artist but me should be on top, and if I cannot be the best artist, with 1 million followers on instagram, making at least 1,300 a month PURELY ON AD REVENUE, then nobody must do so.

So I become a crustacean, and drag these poor souls down, and convince them to be one of us. Convince them to doubt their skill.

CONVINCE THEM TO NOT FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS, AND TO READ THE BOOKS I FAILED TO READ.

YOU MUST NEVER SUCCEED AT ART, I CANNOT BEAR TO THINK THAT SOMEBODY COULD FLOURISH WHERE I HAVE FAILED.

...i mean, show butt

Why are artists all mentally ill buzz kills?

Taking simple requests

same reason user's are.

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i got u bb

gorgeous as fuck!

that little softie faggot who threw a fit over it should be put to the fucking belt.

I'll go over to his house with my broken vibrator and just fucking PUNISH HIM WITH IT for disrespecting such a classical piece.

hullo

Some OC for ya

Jesus the cringe. The drawing is nice but no one will ever respect you, talking that way.

who the fuck are you and why are you so nice

Same guy w the aqua-haired OC.

>nice people can be kind of boring ...
Spineless cunts are boring, genuinely nice people are always refreshing.

Or at least so I think.

>These threads have been really odd lately.

Cute snek. Requesting a panda kid wearing a cowboy hat and holding a toy gun.

Just being well rounded and interesting is good enough for me. Being a dick to be a dick isn't that attractive in my opinion. I've seen enough abuse in my personal life already. Unless you're into that or something, then I can't help you there.

Well its a good thing we're posting under user, you fucking pussy. or I'd put the belt to your supple unwantable ass.

NO I WILL SPARE THE BELT, THE BELT. GET IT?

I HAVE FOUND YOU, softie fag. I will not shame my band of sick cow skin with the idea of touching your rear end. YOU WILL LEARN NOTHING.

I will NEVER respect you because you do not exist. You do not matter. Nobody will ever know who we are.

FOR WE ARE THE NATION OF GHOSTS THAT HAUNTS THE NET NEUTRALITY MANSION

would a knight in crusader armor be to much to ask?

you put that sad creature in a suit and tie

why would you do that?

that merely honors a faggot not worthy of honor.

You need to put him in a McDonalds uniform. With a fox tail. a balding head. and a shirt that says Megascat

I refuse to believe this one is not satire.

Ok, well have fun with that. I didn't really read but that's cool.

>panda kid wearing a cowboy hat and holding a toy gun
mkay, lemme try that

It isn't. I blurred the name myself.

>you blur out the details so I cannot find this person


why would a man do such a thing?

>lying about not reading that

LET THE SHAME FLOW THROUGH YOUR BLOOD SOFTIEFAG

the DOMINANT user has arrived, and I shall CLAIM WHAT IS MINE.

Hey, flipping burgers is better than being a NEET. I’ve heard that McDonalds have a pretty cutting edge system too, so it’s a good steppingstone to get into other work. (If you do your part well and get good refs)

how do you apply a mosaic filter anyway? been wondering that for a while

Imagine being this bitter about having to wait for free art

Hey you ever fix your ice cream machine you fucking hack or are you still bitching about people forgetting to take the cookies out of the oven before they burn or how Sally is 10 minutes late getting off her break and how she basically does fucking nothing but look pretty for the drive-thru window?

Photoshop
Select text, filter, pixelate, mosiac

>he thinks I get disability money
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

Your tumblr
What's it called

>this nigga giving me (you)s
>baited af

HE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

christ I'm retarded. thanks user

You should, with that broken brain of yours.

wew nice m8
hope you make some dosh off of it

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