Shota thread

shota thread
blue hair is a meme edition

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finally
and there goes the last of my redxblue hair boys

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went for a 2 hour long walk
i wonder if faggotry is proud of me

A loli falls in love with a loli.

Unable to confess, the loli is gifted by a deus ex machina with the loli's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the loli immediately calls the loli, and is overjoyed to find out that the loli has a crush on the loli as well.

But, the next day, when the loli recounts the previous day's confessions to the loli, the loli only looks at the loli with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, the loli finds out that the loli called is not the same loli the loli fell in love with. In fact, the loli doesn't exist in this universe at all. The loli is the loli's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the loli's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of the loli's crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two lolis strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOLIS.

your an meme

FINDS

Already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139/
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

>loli
you're in the wrong thread friend =D

I know ;~;

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s'ok, memes can be cyoot

your hair colour choice is shit

and take your loli pasta with you.

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how do you think your pigment is made?
meow go to your room

FINDS

get out then
you disgust me

this is all I ever wanted ;~~~:

ur a faget

A shota falls in love with a shota.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the boy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BOY'S LOVE.

see?
wasn't so hard
take notes loli poster!

and doesn't have the droning repetition of the term loli/shota the other did

you'll nevfur find a nice guy if you're always so darn catty.

answer the initial question you cuck

thaaaaats better

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head pats and kiss cuddles should be a human right

You didnt ask one
honosexuality is a sin

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time to snip it off then

I already get headpats and snuggs
if I wasnt a meme then people would take me seriously and I could take over the world

your still a faget

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I cant pay attention without quotes
Nice. I won $350 at the casino today
Im not mentally ill

There was also a tranny waiter at the restaurant. Was funny
ill faget ur mum

yeah it was nice except i had a headache most of the time
i went to the crown for lunch actually, p nice place.

>:C
stupid lousy lucky memes

oh hell no you're not getting your willy chopped off before me >.<

lmao go ahead she's dead

I went to the maccas outside the crown*
Oh cool dood
I won $5 at cards then won like $350 at pokies and then couldnt play more cards because of chinks flooding it

noiice

what the fuck are you people talking about

yeah i looked for a maccas and didn't see one kek
how often do you gamble

o-oh..

whenever I get angry people laugh ;___; no one takes me seriously

finally something we can agree on, now go to your room or ill turn you into a stinki girl

Only when I go out for lunch with family. I drove us there for a first time and fuck its nerve wracking
I already have anxiety of traffic areas and it didnt help
But yeah, last time I went there was 5+ months I think

i should learn how to drive tbhf
next time you're in melbourne i'm gonna come bash your ass

Like to see you try soyboy

adorable
i mean, must be tough
pfheheh

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Why would I want to go to liberal hellhole

too mean?
sorry =(

ill have you know that male ejaculate contains estrogen, roughly six loads per day is enough to match the hormone levels of a pregnant woman, all I need to do is get you on anti androgens and call a couple of friends ya little faget
Ill make a good little bitch out of you within the year

;~;no

to get to love hishole

no dice

Sounds shit

why would you want to do anything

you don't know what you're missing out on

Dont you have a micropenis?

you're going to be a cute girl

no, s'fine, jsut wasn't expecting it
interdasting


and you weren't kidding, could only read that threat to faggotry in a huffy squeaking~

>being in a shota thread
>not having a micropenis

dw, they invented enemas

plus there'll be maccas

I have some new qt kokichis btw

why can no one take me seriously ;__;
I swear I ask someone why am I such a pussy like twice a week

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gay

>wants willy off
>wonders y pussy
:^)

jelly

his face looks like it's beginning to elongate into some MLP transformation sequence
also, yaoi hands

you might have a point there

pfff no

fite me
fite me

don't you gay

cute

no
youll beat me up