Ask God Anything

Ask God Anything.

What is your favorite furniture ?

couches... that can be napped in.

couches.

Sir? Is this illness really killing me?
Thank you for your time.

do you like grapes?

What did you think of Mother! ?

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

no
as wine mostly
I like it
about 7

Should I invest in bitcoins ?

Will you give Ajit Pai rectal cancer? Also nice 420 God is high like a kite!

Is it ?

It will be my gf this girl i am meeting?

I don't know?

Why are we here?
What is it for?
Is there a heaven and hell?
Do we reincarnate?

yes
umm I kicked him and Trump off the planet. The Fat Butcher and his wife will be relocating those bum chums to the little green man planet once their dead.
The last crusade was mostly about getting drunk and fucking bitches in foreign land
so yes
seems likely
she's trying, but not that hard.

African or European?

MMMbop ?

to act
for the glory of the holy spirit
yes but they only last 5 mins per dreamland space
infinitely

she's a hamster

Nirvana?
but will it blend?

Thanks, Dear Lord and Saviour.
Also : who's right about today's situation ? The traditionnal Church ? or the regular one ?

How do I do the big cums?

Why?

Do you stand or sit when you pee?

Do you like how people idolize you? Is The Pope actually secretly evil?

I really need to know. Do you sit or stand when you pee?

Fuck you god i knew you wouldnt answer my prayers. One more chance before I change my gender and join Satan. Do you sit or stand when you pee? Answer me you fucking Faggot.

Haven't studied either
most groups hold scattered arrays of political and differing beliefs
It's impossible to analyze this rn
neither are hot on the money
they both mix their manuevres like a bad DJ
Build your own beliefs stand on your own
oh this is what broke kurt cobain
yeah well then aboriginals have it closer than anyone else,,,, dreamland....
tense your taint repeatedly for days months on end
save the cum for 3 weeks
because
stand
They take forever to figure out it's me or that I exist
they all believe that there's some guy in the sky
I'm a footnote covered up by world government
The pope keeps me guessing
i'm leaning towards evil
sit and stand
fuck you let me press enter

Are happy? If so, how?

WHAT THE FUCK YOU CUNT YOU SAID SIT AND THEN YOU SAID SIT AND STAND? WHICH ONE IS IT YOU NIGGER?

Aliens landing today?

Yeah I'm happy
I have morals and ethics
where I'm not sure of the math behind the law
I follow manners maketh man
both
unless im peeing only
then stand
if im shitting
then sit
WHO FUCKING CARES

if my calculations are correct
aliens do have the technology to control the planet without us knowing
also they haven't found us yet.

What color is your underwear?

I have a final exam in my religion and Christianity class. Can you make sure i pass it so I dont fail the test and fall under a 2.0 gpa and be forced to drop out of college because of bad grades? Its my senior year man.

black
ugh just sell out to the teachers beliefs and buy your soul back when you can.
I did.

when will i die

Milton fredman or Adolf hitler?

The next time you try to swallow your semen you will choke on it and die

that changes
for what?

What is your favorite animal?

Do you sit or stand when you pee?

Gorilla in person
capybara on the internets
open your mouth and find out.

Will I meet my true love?

PS You know you're not God.

nope
no

It was a trick question.
Now I am sure you are not God.

Why relativity?
Why turbulence?

hahaha no
all I know for sure rn is that space is fluid
time is solid
in dreamland
space is solid and time is fluid
in space
which is true is relative
it's for immortality
>turbulence
idk yet

Why Islam?

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Donald, dear Donald,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Donald, a hole.

5-7 holes iffin you count eye sockets.
You got eight?

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Why do you look like W.G. Grace?