Luke and Snoke die because Kylo kills them. Yoda has a scene

Luke and Snoke die because Kylo kills them. Yoda has a scene.

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How about that nigger Finn?

He gets hurt and almost dies but some new Asian bitch saves him

> 2 negers
>lando calrissian - betrays his friends
>Finn - betrays glorious empire
coincidence , i think not
>>> never trust a nagger

Don't forget Mace Windu for becoming Snoke

oh lawd !

Rose looks like she has some mental retardation going on. Finn is just a stupid nigger

Millennium falcon captained by Han Solo on smuggling run in 1500

>Finn is 3 row 45 nager

they didn't kill off leia too? what?

It was a let down, did they boo in your theater too?

more diversity is needed so here's a still of the deleted scene
>the rancor died

Do they explain c3pos red arm? No where I saw talked about that

>Luke and Snoke die because Kylo kills them. Yoda has a scene.

Even though I've seen it, you are and edgy, faggot cunt who thinks ruining a film for everyone is fun

bet you're proud

Give me some major spoilers so I can piss off my Fag Wars fanboy friends

There is a comic that explains it.

No light saber fight will ruin everything.

The Crylo/Luke fight scene looked like a fucking anime. Fucking cringe... You're not wrong user. OP is indeed a faggot of epic proportions.

beam me up leeroy .... or some oda stuff them crackers say

I defend spoiler user.
unimaginable level of faggotry to come into this thread- on this website- and on this day.

Did this guy really ruin the movie or did the director thinking that kill8ng off the main char for shock value is to blame

He didn't really ruin it... part of what he said was true. But it can be argued.

If your a fan of the movies and didn't go into the theatre thinking oh boy I hope luke desent bite it, are you even a real fan

I honestly approve every single spoiler of this jew ride show.

I didn't say that, I said it can be argued on part of what other user said.

Nah there's more to it. That wasn't even the cliffnote version. It wasn't bad user, but not worth the $20. 1337x that shit and watch it from the comfort of your couch.

Yeah, it was more Suicide Squad trailers all over again.

Political Correctness Wars, you mean? This series died as soon as Disney spilled the ink.

Luke tried to kill Kylo originally.

Since there was a lack of light saber fighting as I previously said. I am waiting for the meme's of that long nosed rebel and kylo having a jew nose battle.

>This

Snookie sucks a big fat one.
Kurt saves the day.
Everyone dies in the explosion in the end,
and also their characters.

Did you wait till after the credits to see the ghost luke and ben scrap

First order can track ships though hyperspace. Fleet gets tracked down, Leia gets blown out of a hull breach and supermans her way back to her ship and literally half the movie is the rebel fleet running from the FO at sublight while fuel resources are dwindling.

New Admiral bitch uses the last cruiser they have and rams the first order fleet at lightspeed, completely obliterating the FO fleet while buying time for rebel transports to escape.

Luke force projects himself across the galaxy to fight Kylo and ends up dying (or becoming one with the force) because of this

>jew nose battle

NOW I WANT SO SEE THAT TOO

Looks like luke isn't done yet..They fucked up having kylo ren be such a large part of the movie. There's absolutely noway on his best day could he beat luke.

I'm serious that rebel chicks nose would give Gepetto's puppets nose a run for its money.

Luke tried to kill Kylo having sensed the dark side emerging within him due to him collaborating with Snoke.

Remaining rebels escape on the Millenium Falcon at the end.

Anakin's Lightsaber breaks in a force tug of war between Rey and Kylo Ren

Snoke gets skewered by Kylo while he has his eyes closed and trying to make Kylo kill Rey. No, literally.

Anyone who thinks this is a good addition to star wars is a gap toothed jackass faggot.

You're kidding right?

And? Wanna fight mfker?

Really? I thought it was great!

Then again I am retarded, deaf, and blind.

and then he saves her

Last I heard she became Force Superman

I feel like we're not talking about the same flick bro.

her sister was much hotter. they should have reversed the roles, but who would believe the fat girl could climb a ladder.

Why rui for other people

Damn, I realize the error of my ways and apologize.

People that think this movie was a good addition to star wars are sub-gap toothed jackass faggots.

Few days late with the spoiler little bud

Fucking edgelords.... if I werre anywhere near you OP I would put papercuts on all the webbings between your fingers and toes then dip them in buckets of wasabi nixed with bleached. Fuck you. I came here to peacefully fap and now I'm left with this anger filled boner that I can't get rid of with my normal material.

No, she survived through the whole movie

Luke fights Kylo from across the galaxy and then dies from a stroke... a snoke stroke.

i did like the yoda scene where he makes luke feel stupid about some boring, old books.

rotten tomatoes "critics" gave it a 93%
to the audience's 65%
>suspicious audience ratings are either 5 or 1 star

All you did was add a prefix there user. I feel like you could have done better. Reroll Holmes. I believe in you.

Apology accepted and appreciated btw. Thank you.

Try efukt. I'm a huge fan of trolling of a wannabe pornstar myself. Helps in times like these bro. We've all been there.

Basically Episode IV and VI
Luke dies fighting Kylo
Obi wan dies fighting Vader
......
Kylo kills Snoke
Vader kills the Emperor
Yoda a scene have

Cry more, bitch. Cry like Kylo cried throughout htis movie, which was a lot. This is what you get, faggot.

People are over trivializing the content of this film. Was it the greatest thing in film history? Hell no, but was it a fun and enjoyable Star Wars film, absolutely and it fits right along with the rest of films and even takes things in interesting directions at times.

The whole Leia thing about her "superman" stunt, more like she just simply used the force to pull herself to the ship, she wasn't "flying" through space as people would make it out to seem. At first I was little thrown off but using a little common sense it fits in context of the scene.

Finn and Rose, while not the best part of the film show things from a more grounded standpoint of the normal folks around the galaxy, that even while the New Republic was blown to pieces and First Order and taking over, the rich and wealth still go around like nothing is wrong.

Kylo killing Snoke was awesome, how did you fucks NOT like that scene? Snoke fulfilled his purpose, he's just another foil for Kylo who in his eyes was failed by his parents, failed by his mentor, and now failed by his master. If anything he's doing everything Vader never could, actually overthrow The Emperor and he sure as hell didn't wait until his son was getting his ass kicked to do it, he did it because he finally had enough of the old man's bullshit and took a chance to slice that old fuck in half. Plus Kylo and Ren teaming up against the Pretorians was awesome.

The chick was the purple hair is Poe's lesson in a sense, teaching him he has to be more than a hero willing to charge head first in battle, he has to actually think about the bigger picture and not one small victory.

Plus am I the only one who is fucking happy over the fact that Yoda wasn't a CGI mess? HE WAS THE REAL FUCKIN' PUPPET!!! That shit alone was worth it for me. They could have easily cgi'd the hell out of this movie, but the amount of costumes and animatronics was very impressive.

I get it, its not a movie for everyone

top kek

10. Force via Skype
9. Virtual light-saber battle at the end.
8. Pseudo pod racing scene with animal rights angle.
7. Over-the-top feminist themes intensified.
6. Continued hatred and exclusions of white males in the cast, unless cast as evil.
5. Snoke was a strong, strong character. Why kill him off so easily?
4. Only 3 lessons of Jedi training?
3. Porg.
2. The movie started off as a comedy. The jokes were funny, but Star Wars is NOT a comedy.
1. Leia survives being sucked out into space without a space suit on.

Rose looks like fucking Patton Oswald. Gave zero fucks about their story.

Why would Finn rather get with that pudgy Asian instead of Rey? He woke up calling for her and then when he sees her at the end it’s just a hug and done?

if the critics don't, then they don't get invited to any more premiers.

How the fuck did Finn manage to drag that fatass asian back to the base so quickly after both their vehicles got wrecked?

Because diversity.

>5. Snoke was a strong, strong character. Why kill him off so easily?
This pissed me off, he is obviously very powerful when it comes to the force but he couldn't sense Kylo turning the saber that laid RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?

10. It wasn't even like that, they have a connection, Snoke simply amplified it, I mean the force itself is pretty unpredictable so its not hard to see this as possible, not to mention it could have interesting results for the next film
9. Luke was using this as a distraction and as a final lesson to Ren, if he strikes him down in anger he'll never be free of him, Kylo talks a big game about letting go, but he's latching on more than Rey is.
8. Oh come off your fucking high horse, it wasn't even like that, AT ALL.
7. Again, come off that high horse, what you think just because she had purple hair she apart of some agenda. She served her purpose as a lesson for Poe.
6. I won't even comment.
5. Snoke is like the Emperor, he doesn't need to be known or explained, he is simply meant to push the story forward in this case allowing Kylo to become stronger.
4. Maybe that's all Luke thought that needed to be known, plus it wasn't lessons on Jedi training, they were lessons on why the Jedi should end.
3. Weren't as bad as I thought, the babies are ugly as shit though.
2. They made ONE joke at the start of the movie, jeez I bet you chew glass for fun.
1. Its Star Wars. Honestly if you want realism you are probably barking up the wrong tree.

Snoke is all about wealth, power, anger, aggression, he sensed Kylo letting his anger out, letting go of his frustration and conflict, what Snoke didn't realize is that Kylo's frustration and conflict was with HIM.

Hubris.

better her than the white girl

I completely agree with you, and Yoda puppet was a big plus for me too.

So basically this movie sucks dicks, and Disney can fuck her own ass by a nigger. fuck sequels

Some things were good but your comment sums it up in general so
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Did you get bullied in school?

I feel like I'm in the minority here, everyone seems to hate this film. You were all pissed that the Force Awakens was to close to home, now you are all pissed because it packed its bags and left.

You just can't make people happy can you?

So your whole opinion is just "no, your wrong."?

I guess so but she could’ve at least been a hot asian

wtf I saw it last night and Luke is not killed by Kylo, it was just an illusion. Luke dies on his planet because he's old and tired given the strenght it took him to maintain the illusion

Can someone list every major spoiler? I want to ruin some people's days on FB by spoiling it

I gave reasons to why. Did you not read them or can you just not read?

Yeah I get it, he had such a hard-on for crylo that he let his guard down, allowing himself to be betrayed (unless he is playing 5D chess and wanted this) but it feels like they've got no villains left. Kylo isn't evil enough and admiral Hugs is just a bitch, they better write in some good-ass villainy in ep. 9

I liked the part where Rey didn't have any titties but still somehow came off as kinda hot. Almost like a trap.

Rian johnson should not have been allowed direct this movie. Jj abrams set it all up for failure and now all these different hands means no one gives a fuck about quality control. Everyone gets rich anyway.

Funny thing, that the spoilers arent spoilers, because there is a difference between imagine a story or someone sees the actual movie, and sometimes, the movie is more dissapointing then people imagination

I agree, Crylo is hardly a threat compared to the protagonist group.

Yo so im going to see THISmovei in an hour
Should I record the death of luke for b?

No, he became one with the force like Yoda and Obi, he had fulfilled his purpose. You make it sound like he died from a stress-based heartattack

I don't think the point is for Kylo to be evil, he's conflicted and is capable of doing evil things. Its clear that he is still broken and unsure and now he doesn't have anyone to tell him what to do a near limitless amount of resources to do as he pleases and if Rey knows Luke is dead, Kylo through their little force touch thing will know Luke is dead as well.

Kylo is a dog off a leash now and will destroy anything he wants simply because he can and will only see his way as right. He'll keep Hux around though as a punching bag.

I enjoyed that hint of cleavage during the first training scene

Basically a rich, angry teen throwing a tantrum across the galaxy

I agree the Force Awakens was a rough start, a VERY rough start, but I honestly feel like the movies can only go, to some extent I'm sure all the directors and writers are meeting with one another to ensure there is a certain movement the films should take, people do give a fuck, I don't see how you figure they don't? Its obvious A LOT of love and time went into this film, I can't imagine someone thinking otherwise. Like I said it wasn't perfect, but it wasn't anywhere near a mess as people are saying it is.

What exactly would you change if you could?

Well, you have a point, mine was that he wasn't killed by Kylo, I explained it wrong

7. Jokes
"Finn, naked, leaking... what?" - Poe Dameron.
Finn walking around with spraying superbacta suit while no one notices lol
Luke throws lightsaber over his shoulder like "Why should I care about this?
"I'm from nowhere" "No one's from nowhere" "I'm from Jakku" "That is pretty much nowhere" lol
All the scenes with the fish people "helpers"
Luke milking that walrus and Rey cringing

Man if I gave any fucks about shit wars I’d be mad as hell right now, but I don’t so I’m not. Good job op!

More or less, but that's how Kylo is, he is confused, he has this legacy attached to him that he feels he needs to fulfill and he simply can't. He wanted the love of his parents who gave him up to his uncle who was going to murder him in his sleep and assuming the Pretorian guards are who we think they are (the Knights of Ren) he just murdered probably the closest thing he had to friends. Kylo is a fucking mess and its not hard to see why.

Now the only person left he can really even connect with is Rey who doesn't want to be apart of his glorious new Empire.

more like Fag Wars

I know what he is, I just don't see him being a good enough villain as Snoke could have been

I guess I'll have to wait and hope the writers prove me wrong

1. Snoke doesn't die so theres a serious villain and not just one angry boi. Also a reveal that hes got a cool back story like hes a barely alive Exar Kun, or something back to wreak havoc on the galaxy once more
2.Then I would take away Leias superman powers that were pulled out of her ass when she should have rightfully died.
3. The whole scene where Finn needed to chimp out and attempt to an hero honestly would have been better left out since it only shows what an idiot he is.
4. Finally Luke dying from usimg Naga Sadows astral projection ability is lame. Sadow projected illusios across all of Curosant in the Great Hyper Space Wars so I wouldnt say the ability killed the user ever before.

Leia flies through space and becomes the shooting star meme....wtf

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At the end of return of the jedi, luke was the paramount example of what a jedi knight was. The logic above emotion and all knowingness through the force, he apparently lost all of this wisdom and turned away from the jedi teachings even though he would have known through the force that all this was coming the whole time. As if Anakin, Yoda, Obi Wan and Qui Gon havent all been talking to him from the other side for decades.

Yeah wtf was that, they had a chance to kill her since Carrie Fisher is dead. I guess JewJew will give us a cgi-leia for episode IX