Where the fuck do i take my date without any money?

where the fuck do i take my date without any money?

Back alley

Take her to the park or some gay shit. Dates love spending quality time with quality people

Africa

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>look at picture
>read text
>"take date out without any monkey"
>realize it's money
I need some time off of Sup Forums

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im poor too and in the same situation

Take her to an ATM and ask her to pull out monet for McDonald's.

If they really like you, it doesn't matter, it'll work out.

Money*

Go hiking. Go to the beach. Find a museum that has free days. Walk around whatever the fuck is near you that’s like a “historical district”. Have a picnic in a park. Wait until it’s dark and go stargazing (learn some constellations first). Wait until First Thursday and do the gallery walk. Or any of a billion other things. It’d also be easier to recommend things if we knew what city you’re in.

The job centre

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Go shoplifting together.

i live in a chavy english town between manchester and liverpool, make a guess.

go to a beatles museum

>where the fuck do i take my date without any money?

Have her pay.

If you’re in somewhere like Warrington...well...shit. You’ll be better off figuring out how to make some money or learning how to play guitar.

this guy knows it. literally just look at the definition of warrington on the urban dictionary

>i live in a chavy english town between manchester and liverpool

Six pack of beer from Aldi will do.

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second

Im sorry

tell me about it

Take her to BenisTown, population: her

i have a friend who is a mystery shopper who gets coupons for free meals in exchange for completing surveys about the place; service, food, ect. he takes a date on these

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