User what r u drinking this fine evening? pic related

user what r u drinking this fine evening? pic related

Kys
>alcohol is for degenerates.

rly? i like it, and yeah i should probably kys, not even denying that part.

Awww heeeellll yeeee nikka.

I would have a beer but I’m fucking spent. Just going to bed after I get off the old porcelin pontoon.

its 11am.

so mimosas.

>Im too young to buy alcohol
Kek suck some older dudes dick, it isn't that hard.

CAPTAIN MORGAN, SUB-PAR PARTY IN OLDTOWN BUT ILL MANAGE

You fancy fuck.

Nothin, my alcohol consumption woulf sum up to 3 times a month max.

awww yeah, first time trying this wiskey but sweet damn i like it. Looks like those nukes did something to the japs thinking after all

I've been remaining abstinent this week since I blacked out last week and played with my friends shotgun in his house. That never happens so im hoping my inner nigger isn't coming out.

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thats pretty tasty, the taste of pussy is pretty interesting, aint necessarily good, its just that i fucking love tounge fucking girls vaginas

ugh, not trying to be a pretentious asshole but damn, that shit is too sweet, and too weak. Atleast shit liquor like STROH 80% is strong. Idk

i drank myself to the hospital when my friend gave me 30 free shots of absint. was a blast. Also i got captain morgan extremely cheap from latvia so im not complaining, bought tons. Got few liters left over just gonna slam it up the hatch my boiiiiiiiiiiii

ah, nice. What Absinth did you get? I bought the Jade 1901 when I was in Berlin a few months back. Strong stuff..

uhhh i dont remember sadly, it was in a bar in oldtown but my friend (female) is ultra rich and the bar wasn't cheap. she said that i looked sad and to order whatever i want. I docked it to the bar and ordered 30 of the strongest shots. I took only like 9 till i passed out and police took me to the hospital, 2 other people puked lol. I can still taste the liquorice taste whenever i think about it... i sure do ramble alot when drunk. 50 mins till i gotta hop on the bus

hey man, it might have been Jade 1901. It tastes of liquorice and its pretty fucking strong at 72%.Expensive too. I believe I paid like ~70 euros for one bottle at the Absinthe Depot in Berlin.

then again, you're supposed to drink absinthe with this weird small water crane thing and sugar

ahhh shit i didnt know, i was already shitfaced before that, i just chugged it straight from the vial. (shots came vial form for some reason.) i suppose the experience is better when ur not drinking it pure, how was you experience? u got shitfaced too ?

Oh yeah, i got tired of drinking it the way it should be drinked, with water and shit. So i just drank a bunch of strong beer and shotted absinth. Ended up puking in my trashcan and waking up 14 hours later with a nice puke cake

seems like we both had a blast!
age ?

i thought that was perfume at first

im 19, soon 20. Blast and a blast, you were on some kind of social event, I was just being a fucking loser drinking by myself. I do admit that its fun being drunk and online in videogames, ranting and raving however

ha yeah, surely looks like it

heh i thought u might be like 30 orsth :D im 21 myself and was 20 when i drank absint!
yeah i dont drink bymself but i dont have many friends also so we got that goin for us

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cool cool, yeah thats the way you should drink imo. So, you're not from Latvia I presume? But you're european right? Where from?

Im a swedefag myself

Drinking this and smoking some cigarettes

Get whatchu mean
The aftertaste is... not that great, but you can get used to it
The taste of the lips is the same
But once you ram that tongue in there, it's iron-ish all the way, and personally I don't mind that taste at all, so it's a win-win

ah nice. Im more of the cigarr man myself

estfag, hey! im going on a swedish cruise in january with my friends ! im gonna get shitfaced drunk :)))))))))))))

yeah right? its like iron-y, pretty fucking gross to think about why it tastes like that but idk. Me myself i get fucking horny as shit when I take off the girls panties and pussy is really the best imo... so idk. Never understood faggots actually, pussy is just too good

Ah Estonia, thats cool :) havnt been there. I have been to Denmark, Poland, Germany, Sweden ofc and thats about it.. Will have to make my way through europe one day hehe. Will bring my american bud and we will get drunk as shit in everyone of the european countries, im sure.

Don't drink anymore.

I've never really smoked cigars myself, I had one on Christmas last year but I haven't bought any for myself yet, only 18 and living with family though so smoking in my bedroom is pretty rare for me anyway

Right. Yeah I understand. I tend to buy some fairly cheap cubans. Im 19 and a half but started smoking cigarrs when I was around 18 years old

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That's probably wise. Idk, i like liquor, so did my dad so perhaps its a genetical thing. I tend to not abuse it i guess

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A vodka dude huh? It gets the job done if you want to get fucked up I guess. Never was much for a vodka fan tbh, but its alright

Next time I'm out shopping I think I'm gonna go look for a place to buy cigars but I'm not sure where to look, I've only got the tobacco I'm smoking because I bought it so it could be used for joints when I had some weed but me and a couple of friends smoked all of my weed the same day I bought it

ah. Yeah idk. I tend to watch more experienced individuals for tips on good cigars and alcohol. CigarObsession uploads some pretty damn good videos about many good cigars. I highly recommend u check him out.

I'm the same, I was out getting shopping for the next week with my grandad earlier today and I asked him what Irish whiskey I should get since I've only drank American whiskey before, I'll check out the guy you recommend too

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reallllllllllly dude we live so close and u havent been here! its a 1 day journey through the gulf with a ship :) tickets are cheap too, 50 euros there and back. my friend is working in tallink so i got the trip back and forth for 10 euros! real steal, also booze is tax free and mad cheap on the ship so get ready to get wasted even before u get here

try smoky peaty whisky, usually goes well with cigars.Whisky from Islay or talisker

This 14-yr Scotch

Ah cool. Yeah, I mean it is a subjective thing what people like. I like spending my money on things that tend to be high quality, although not crazily expensive. The Nikka Wiskey is something I could recommend if you want to try a jap wiskey sometime, absolutely loving it so far.

RalfyStuff tends to be my go to reviewer when it comes to alcohol. Hehe

Ice Tea.

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Looks good. Havnt tried this one, will check this one out sometime.

Cynaide.

Hm, havnt tried this one either tbh. Canadian and american wiskey is something i havnt gotten around to trying too much.

Will be going to the US in about 5 months, will try to get my hands on most of this stuff when im over there. And plenty of moonshine ofc.

Mayve you're not as edgy as me, but ever tried sucking lotsa blood?
Blood contains iron-oxide in the red blood cells.
So basically iron rust.
That gives it an iron-ish taste, salty and iron-ish.
What you're tongue-punching is the inside of a body, an internal organ.
I don't think there's any blood as the period crap gets washed out over time, but for some reason I guess insides would taste like that in general.
After a shitton of making out the lips get swollen and tingly and start tasting a bit iron-ish too.
Since I used to be an edgy dipshit I've grown to associate the taste of blood with satisfaction, and since pussy and lips taste like that too (and let's be honest: what's better than getting a girl so horny and shaking that she's moaning, spasming and cramping? Gets me a good-feel-rush evetytime), iron-ish taste is bliss to me.
Ohhhhh. I guess that explain's why a really good steak is only like a drug if it's bloody or rare...
Guess it's an omnivore thing: everything that tastes bloody and meaty is bliss to us, but the taste of pussy fluids and the way you lick it, unlike anything edibles make you remember that it's absolutely not food you got there rubbing your nose and lips.

Get ya bout the faggot thing.
All the gay shit here once made me try a finger tip full of pre-cum, on another occasion a tip of cum.
Gut feeling totally told me "I do NOT want this".
Ain't got a problem with fags but I know I'm straight like a stop sign.
Even seeing naked dude friends is like I'm glancin over the fact that he's naked but seeing a dick or naked guy just doesn't get me horny or curious at all.

Tits, the smell of a girl and especially pussy on the other hand can turn me into an animal if it's a really good girl.

Nice man. Will make sure to peel my eyes for this.

get crown royal instead

Yeah I like to drink stuff that isn't too expensive and I like the taste of, I'll have to try that Jap whisky sometime, I'm always down to try new whiskys. Other than whisky I'd have to say that my favourite drink is a long island iced tea

Really? Ive allways heard that it is mediocre stuff. My american friend told me he was getting it when Im coming over.

Both are good. The Oban’s a little smoky but nothing like Lagavulin.

Both are mediocre. Crown is more "canadian" tho.

Right. Yeah im the same dude. Too bad I live in Sweden where they tax the fuck out of liquor.

Alright. Well, mediocre doesnt have to be bad all the time. Again, its a subjective thing what people like. Will check it out sometime.

Ah I live in (and I'm from) England, alcohol prices seem to be alright over here, though I've only been drinking here and in Gran Canaria

Alright. Sounds good. A wiskey that im going to have to get my hands on soon anyways is the Laphroaig 18 years. Supposedly its really good.

im drinking the holy blood of jesus christ

Ah, I love England. Also you english tend to have decent rules regarding liquor. You can drink when you are 18 (we have to be 20 before we can go to the state monopoly liquor store) and like i mentioned earlier, they tax the fuck out of us.

You people make great wiskey. Well, in the UK I should say.

Thats pretty good man. Whatever gets you fucked up I say. God bless

I haven’t had it. But I’m guessing you’ll be happy.

The drinking age is actually a reason why I'm glad to be English, I'd hate to have to wait until I was 21 to drink and I think the best whiskey's are Irish, though that might change once I've tried some more from around the world

Yeah we will see. There are some brands out there that just everyone tends to really like, this is supposedly one of them. The stuff you were talking about seems good as well, checked some reviews out about it.

Right right. Yeah the Irish know what they are doing I suppose. It is truly a freedom to be able to drink at the age of 18. Ironically a freedom the americans dont have at that age, no hate towards them though, they've got some other pretty cool stuff we cant have here in Swedistan.

Yeah Oban is quality. Ever have Lagavulin?

Yeah it's a pretty nice freedom, the only things I'm envious of that Americans have is a bigger selection of guns you can buy than in the UK and some places have legal weed

Never actually, will have to check it out sometime. Ive got a lil' list with different kinds of liquors, and its on that list now, hehe.

Right. Yeah, I never got into weed. Im in Uni atm, so can't smoke that stuff, also they are pretty harsh against weed here.

But the guns part is definitely a pro of living in america. I hope the burgers fight to keep that freedom.

I didn't apply for uni, currently unemployed so I'm just looking for work, I smoke occasionally but it's not really often and yeah they better keep fighting for that right, it'd suck for them if they couldn't keep getting guns

I'll find out tonight since I'm going to an open bar party.

Yeah.. I guess they will never succeed on taking their guns since there is around 300 mil of them around in the US and people tend to understand that legally owned guns are not the problem, the illegal ones are that are used by the criminals.

And yeah, I applied for Uni, and currently im learing about computer information systems and that sort of stuff. It pays well after Uni which im glad about, not to mention that I allways liked computers.

But its nice to be working and making money as well. If i wouldnt have been accepted into uni, I would have been working in a cement factory by now I guess.

Sweet. Sounds fun.

Poor fag over here drinking Natty Ice

I'm looking to work with computers as a full career within a few years, my passion is video editing though so I'm teaching myself how to do that better so I can hopefully find a well paying job in that

Im fairly poor as well man. Thanks to the socialist state I live in and the fact that I still live at home since my parents house is close to my Uni, Im lucky to go positive on my bank account every month. You get money for going to Uni in sweden.

It sounds good, but its one of the reasons why my country will go to shit one day, and why ill become a burger in burgerland one day.

But yeah, like I was saying. Im a poorfag as well. Just lucky.

Nothing. I'm trying not to drink as much because I've been drinking too much in the recent past.

No Drink December?

chic choc rhum with coke

dec is the month for drinking. ill do jan with you.

Well, it is the right time to be doing this sort of stuff. Im sure you will have success in doing what you do man.

I dont know much about the video editing sector, but my sector will continue to grow with 22% and 14 million jobs the next 10 years in the US. Im sure this trend is similar regarding your sector as well.

Things are looking bright for both of us my friend. Keep on doing what you dream of man.

no drink december? thats a thing? I had no idea. Yeah, ive not been drinking for probably 8 months now. So I thought id drink some Diplomatico Rum, and some Nikka Wiskey.

Nice. I love rum. Dont know if that is good or bad rum what you have there. But ive got some Diplomatico Rum next to me right here.

I wish you luck in your future too man, IT is definitely a good area to be getting into now so I think we'll both be able to get into the careers we want

Definitely. Life is good.

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it's some pretty good rhum actually! made in Quebec. This one and the Morbleu are both my favorite rhum. Way better than those shitty captain morgan piss and havana club.

Life is indeed good

I'm looking forward to it. Speaking of, I should be getting ready. I'll keep the drinks mentioned here in mind when I decide what to drink later.

lrn2greentext bitch boy

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What I drink every night, a 12 pack of these. But I don't start drinking for another 3 or 4 hours though.

That's nice man. I have to agree Captain Morgan just aint my style. To weak, feels like vanilla and water.