I have something in my dick. I found in google that is called Pearly Penile Papules

I have something in my dick. I found in google that is called Pearly Penile Papules.

It is not a disease. It appears randomly (30% men have it). And it is better to leave them alone, but it looks awful.

What can I do?

>pic related

Move and and worry about the big things in life like family, friends, God and your standing with Him.

Also why repost this shit OP?

I think it is possible to get those removed

Thanks for making me feel better. Mine are minuscule.

Tbh I heard some girls love the feeling it gives. Or maybe it's just a rape mechanism in making

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Yep. I read something about laser

Those can give more pleasure to women during sex

But I think you can remove them with a surgery if you really find that awful

In fact the men who have it are more sensitive in that part so they can enjoy sex even more, and if your girl is not a retard she will know that she can feel better too. win/win situation if the girl is not retarded and think is a disease.

That's not you, but that's pearly penile papules. I'll trade your disease for my recurring dry patch that flakes and turns hard.

OP here. It's not me, but I have the same.

>Why upload a pic if google have them?

OP here. I think girls wouldn't like them.

Fair enough. Offer to trade is still valid, user.

*Disclaimer: user'sDiseaseMayOrMayNotBeDickCancer. AnonHasHadNoTestsAndHasntFiguredItOutForSureYet. AnonAssumesNoResponsibilityForDickRot.

You can kys
Problem solved

Ok guys. I'll keep them like a pet.

If you get a circumicision with ppp then they tend to get sharp which is also a plus for girl

The con side of it, if gays find this out they will murdersly try to put them in theif mouth or ass

>hurdur something wrong with penis, better google and ask Sup Forums instead of going to doctor

Just own it nigga, you got that Bowser looking dick. You're a true monster and you gotta play it up when you ravage a small slut. stop crying about it.

>If you get a circumicision with ppp then they tend to get sharp

I think that depends how big they are to start with, mine were small and all but disappeared now. Both in number and size.

Yo gonna laser your dick cause u don't like how it looks? Twisted faggot.

I have that, and already went to a dermathologist, he said it's normal and won't really have any other effect more than looking bad. Sometimes it can hurt a little bit in that area if you touch it tho.

i think you may have neko-penis-chan disease, be proud you have neko attributes. you could also cosplay as a cat

It's ok OP you can just shave them off with a razor. They have no nerve endings so it won't hurt.

hi, PPP bro

just know (and tell girls) that these are vestigial dick spikes (like what cats have, but less brutal) made for pleasure

They just go away by themselves, don't worry about it.

congrats you're among the 30% of alpha males. All primates have them, they're mean to scrape the semen of inferior males out of the vaginas of your mate.
Congrats user

Sadly i cant use mine on girly because as i said im being murdersly followed by bisexuall guys wanting to suck me off and trust me girls somehow can see if a guy has them or not if and they know that you have it then they will tell all their gay friends to gay rape you and you will tend to develop some kind of fear of getting killed while arround bisexualls becuase obviously men do it for their own pleasure and might and girls do it becauss they wanna be a trap with a ppp penis

Trust me its being serious for years now

>implaying Sup Forums isnt a shithole full of those kinda guys

At least you don't have Fordyce Bumbs. My dick looks like a goblin nose. It has like 20 hairs that I have to tweeze, weekly. When you got Chewbacca cock, you may complain.

Bro same the bottom of my dick has hair

I just trim it if it gets ridiculously long

Why is your knob like a dried up old sausage? Jew?

This is one of the best threads I’ve ever read.
Thank you anons.

pop em

>recurring dry patch that flakes and turns hard
I have that shit, I hate it

laser them off

fordyce spots is even more common. It's only bad if they're super prominent

Looks like a shit ton of skin tags. Gets some “Tag Away”

Fuck. I have these and it bothers me to even look at my own dick sometimes

fucking christ i want to get a razor and just shave it off so bad im literally cringing

damn almost quads

Thats Genital warts buddy

>pretending like you know shit when you don't know shit

This is what I say about why a cut dick is better than an uncut dick

What in the actual fuck am I reading?

You can't get girls because you're a faggot lol

So how exactly do I obtain these badass dinosaur dick horns?

>Pearly Penile Papules
?
I'm circumcised and I have them.

I think he's alluding to the fact that the shape of cut dicks scoops out fluid from the vagina. Which is why the whole "cum shovel evolution" idea is bullshit, it doesn't happen with normal cocks

this gives me the same feeling like trypophobia

Try Blue Star cream. As long as you use it nightly, you're fine. As soon as you forget, it starts drying out again, though. Also, can't have random sex because your dick will be all creamed and smell like camphor. I'm married, though, so it's not a big issue for me.

camphor smells awesome, fag

yah because that looks great

I have fordyce and ppp
Bad luck dick imo

it heals

cut it off its disgusting no women will ever want you, might as well pull a bruce jenner

>No women will ever want you
-The Faggot

I have them too OP. was thinking of getting them removed.

I had mine removed. You don't need surgery,
it's easy af. No scars or anything. Best thing I ever
spent my money on.

200grit sandpaper, a lemon for your mouth and a bottle of rubbing alcohol works wonders.

Go to a urologist. It's embarrassing, but there are creams and treatments that take a few weeks to months. Fordyce spots are caused from an overproduction of lubrication oils. Not sure about PPP, but I know there are treatments.

You need amputation

Did you go to an urologist?

How bad does it hurt?

A dermatologist. Bought a numbing cream that I
applied an hour before my appointment. He had to
puncture them one by one, so I had to go there
two times. I couldn't jerk off for two weeks, but no
pain at all.

Those things are so gross. Anytime I see them in porn I have to shut it off. No girl wants to feel those on her lips.

OP here. I cannot believe this stills alive. Thanks anons.

Alter your perception! Take it as something "animalistic" and fuck your next girl like an animal.

Nothing, I have it too but my GF doesn't mind it.