My right testicle is in pain and my left one is not

My right testicle is in pain and my left one is not.
Am I fucked medi fags?

It's probably slant ball syndrome, which causes uneven wear. You have to massage your prostrate to level them out.

Probably twisted a nut, you can twist it back yourself but I'd rather let a trained medical professional decide on all honesty.

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Sounds serious
Amputate from the neck
It's the only way to save you

get an ultrasound, especially if you're young and there's no direct cause (no recent hit there, and you didn't accidentally smash it between your legs).

at the very least you'll get your balls touched and you get the choice of warm or cold gel, and you get to briefly see inside your testicle.

It’s an ingrown hair or a cyst.

Have her kick you in the left testicle too.

I was hoping it wasn't serious, when I woke up, it was in pain, didn't think of anything. 8 hours later, it only hurts when I touch it. I looked up symptoms and only one I have is the pain in right nut. Wasn't sure if I was overreacting or not, but now I'm freaking out. I'm 18 btw.

Might be testicular torsion, google it
The more painful the more likely thats what it is

Any swelling, bruising or discoloration?

Looks the same as usual

I had the exact same thing a couple months ago. It hurt like a motherfucker outta nowhere, and that pain occasionally came back over a few days. Then my balls only hurt (yes both) when touched, that kept up for about a month but less and less as time went on. Now theres no pain anymore.

Just terminal cancer. Good luck.

Thanks my guy

Another plus is it makes you sterile.

Well thats the second most stupid thing ive read here today

Could also be the clap. Look at the third symptom shown. Go get tested.

I dont identify as a man though. So i dont feel those symptoms are applicable.

Don't have any symptoms of this, plus I'm 18 year old kissless virgin

"The clap" refers to gonorhea

You need to see a urologist. They will do an ultrasound to see if it is torsion, and they can also tell other things like Epididymitis. I had that years ago. Felt like I got kicked in the nuts (but they both hurt). It is an infection in your nuts. Go get it checked out. If torsion is not caught early enough you could lose the testicle.

try cumming see what happens

There is only pain in right nut, not both, but still noted
I'm not risking that m8

I've talked to friends from medical college and they came up with theory that you may have only one nut, the the other thing is just a tumour. Cut it off or it will spread.

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Likely prostate cancer.
>I should have told you you had 3months to live... about 11weeks ago.

Thanks my guy, your imput was very critical
Dang user, thanks for warning me.

Take note for this is not a story of fiction:

> wake up at 3am -ish
> balls are both experiencing immense pain
> need to throwup but pain is distracting enough to prevent it
> took a whole hour with assistance of family just to walk my self out the door and loaded in the car

Here is where it got fun

> have to ease every corner because gravity
> manage to vomet in a bag
> arrive at ER
Took half an hour to get things going which was progressively getting more painful
> couldnt put me under apparently because doctors determined this was legit a hurry or lose em kind of thing
> had a thick fucking needle stuck in the sac

After i confirmed it was kicking in i looked at the cieling and let them do their thing.
They were both twisted severely. The surgery was to untwist as well as cut what was causing the twisting when i moved or slept.

I couldnt comfortably sleep or move around for weeks. Even had to go back to doctors because the seuture job didnt fully heal up.

Did you experience symptoms before this happened?

Yes. Delayed pains from jumping and landing hard. Would say delay of half an hour for the rest of day.

Sometimes even after sex (which could have been a factor)

What you are experiencing is most likely testicular torsion. Pain in only one festival is usually not a life threatening issue nor does it constitute a medical emergency. You should schedule an appointment to see a doctor as soon as possible to determine the cause. If you begin experiencing nausea, severe pain in the abdomen and/or the groin, or the testicle pain becomes unbearable or spreads to both testicles, seek emergency medical assistance.

I smoke a lot of weed but weed doesnt numb pain enough for me to miss any signs.

The twisting isnt really a big deal to your ball because it is a freefloating organ sort of.
I guess it becomes an issue the same as a kink in a watering hose, or when you lay on your arm and it falls asleep, but in this case its your nut.
Meaning you probably wont get a warning unless you wake up in pain

Anybody conveniently have the webm with the brown guy cutting his dead nuts out?

>figuring out which way to twist
You're in for a world of pain if you choose the wrong direction, OP. good luck.

It sounds like a joke but it is pretty common to have a "twisted" nut. You can probably fix it but it would be hard to walk you through how on here.

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Can we get pics?

i'm fUCKING

100% bs
Youre cutting of circulation to the testes which can lead to necrosis, dead rotting nutsack and death

OP here
After researching testicular torsion on multiple sites for about the last hour, I've determined I don't have it. Now my right nut hurts when I touch it, but other than that I don't have any symptoms related to T.T. I'm not feeling nauseaus, no stomach pain, my balls look the same they usually do, etc. Though, if the pain resumes tomorrow when I touch them, or if the pain increases I will schedule an appointment.

Consider it might be inflamation or just undercooled (the latter kind of unlikely after getting out of bed).

Just go see a specialist. I had mine undercooled once, house doc told me to cool them because inflamation, still set me up a specialist appointment couple hours later. Specialist said it’s actually undercooled, so you just heat your balls gently, cooling them makes it worse. He said 90% of the cases of “nuts hurt” he gets are from local docs incorrectly diagnosing as inflamed (mind you there can still be lots of inflamations going round, but naturally those who are undercooled only make it worse with the reverse treatment and go to see the specialist).

German healthcare is bliss. Got two paid days off work regardless, nobody gave a shit cuz my nuts hurt.

I'll consider that boss

Neither of them are actually severe if treated, inflamation can go into antibiotibs if it lasts longer but that’s about it.