Luke Skywalker Dies in the end

Luke Skywalker Dies in the end

A nigger will rape you in hell forever.

kylo ren kills snoke too

Bullshit he is a ghost all the time you faggot

This movie was fucking awful

carrie fisher dies

...

she died b4 making this piece of shit ,shes cgi

you saw another one probably, mine was fucking awesome

kylo solo surely

Kylo ren wasnt too bad in this. They were tryin to make force babies. Then snook was going to froce rape her so kylo was like leave my bitch alone you old face looking dude and put a sabar through him. How the fuck did rey get on the falcon and why was laie flying in space. Did she make a force bubble. Overall not a bad movie well better then TFW

under age detected.

>Have someone reach a new level of power
>Have someone important die

Enjoy the next 20 Star Wars movies

Luke was a spook an the nigger cucked rey with the fat gooks

im seeing it at 1am

I'm still reading all of this because why not? people could just as easily be making stuff up.

I saw mine as a bootleg russian copy. The movie wasnt to bad since everything was in russian. I just made up my own story and since i didnt have to pay money to see it i wasnt disappointed

i think that we all died a little by the end of this shitshow

the part about it being bad is not made up

Haha I'm European, saw it 2 days ago. Your spoilers have no power here.

Luke is dead all along and wtf flying penguins

Where the fuck did the nigger dude and Asian chick get a ship from?

I keep reading this, but most of it is people bitching about how there were women characters that were important so I'm not really taking any of it seriously.

That's disney for you. Soon all of the fox movies are going to suck ass. America cinema is going to suck a while lot more

stronk giraffee woman ruins it

Carrie fichie needs a oscar for her terrific scene stealing bits

A freind told me to watch these new films as if i have never heard of the star wars saga ever. I thought i was a stupid thing to do, but after awhile they start to not be that bad. Its a new generation girls and boys so maybe its time we us to mive outta the way and let these young ones fuck it now.

Anyone else lost their shit Ehen the laser projectiles of the space artillery were arching... in space

Fucking hell.

it's 2.5 hours of rehashing the same formula from the other star wars movies. What part of it's bad don't you understand?

you are very late to the spoiler party. maybe try 9gag?

sounds fine to me tbh I like them all

actually she died in post production, she'll be cgi in episode 9 however

People will pay to watch this so all of our bitching wont do a thing.

dumpster fire awful.

no, her parts in 9 were alreasy recorded. if they want to make changes though then cgi like they did the general

I kind of assumed he would. Actually just saved the 30 mins it would've taken to pirate.

she was dead in this tbfqh

>sees a star wars movie
>is mad because its a star wars movie
kek

Omg... Didnt even notice until you said so and I remember exactly what you're talking about. Those green fuckers should have been straighter than the cast of this movie for sure.

he was dead all along are you guys b8 this badly , luke was a jedi ghost thats how he saw that mixed up mumbling yogi twat

same with the bombs at the start btw

it was at least better than 7

And how can they open space doors and bomb hatches an not be sucked out and frozen in space , an fire explosions when no oxygen ?

Smart man, you've finally figured it out

i assume chewie picked her up, but i mean, how did the falcon come in range to get her without being shot to shit?

was that set before star wars origional , if so how can this be like the most newer version an rey an nigger not aged ?

when? what scene?

liked seeing chewie eating the peguins

This movie did not feel like star wars. It was decent, but I went into it with so much hope, only to be completely disappointed.

eh, it's fucking star wars. you can breathe in space and step out and walk on asteroids. who the fuck cares?

episodes 4-6 were the only star wars movies. everything else is just a cash grab.

Right? How the fuck did they get away with this bullshit scientific inaccuracy in a science fiction film, fucking Disney jews

i read some retarded shit about it on imdb. apparently leia can fly through space without a spacesuit, there's a chase in space that's boring as fuck because they're running out of fuel and when they run out of fuel, they SLOW DOWN... in fucking space. then, luke's death is described as "sitting on a rock for too long" with a hemorrhoid joke. i know, it's explained that he uses some force projection that saps him to death. also, apparently yoda is a ghost and becomes solid for something. oh, and some bad stuff about that snoke guy that makes it all sound fucking stupid, not to mention that it's like some sort of irritating comedy that reminds people of "space balls" and makes people wonder if it's a parody.

also those bombers where slow as shit, yet they still popped up out of nowhere right in front of the battleship, and the other cruisers where unable to take them out

like lia coming alive in space an floating back ship leaving everyone else dead

>star wars' physics is equivalent to our universes' physics

/thread right here lads

i hated the bombers. they were just an excuse to not use a more nimble and maneuverable Y-Wing because NEED NEW SHIPS 4 TOYZ.

this
ruined it for me also the wrong gook sister died

I paid to watch it so I could bitch about it

Fucking disney merchandize

can someone explain was luke dead all along ?

no but he willingly becomes one with the force at the end

no he died at the end peacefully

Just got out, just go into it with the mindset of "I'm going to nitpick and bitch about everything and pretend the originals were perfect" and you'll enjoy it. A

>we don't know what to do with characters, so we make them die
From movies to TV shows, this meme still goes since the last 15 years holy shit...

Kylo is lukes father

I saw it for free and still feel ripped off

After BB-8 kills everybody using that AT-ST, the Asian chick jumps in and tells the nigger to come with them because there was a spaceship near. Then there's a pano and we see the ship at the end.

Thanks
quite a few thought like me he was ghost all along

Ade Edmonson is a First Order officer at the start talking to Hux. Fucking awesome.

how could that little shit bot get in that walker ?

Really ?? thought he looked familiar

I ment when they leave the casino planet

good movie
not enuff lightsaber fights tho

I stopped liking Star Wars because it was bullshit gender centric.

Order 66 Checkd!

he also single handedly disarms 4 or 5 prison guards by beeing a comic relief

kylo ren

the hacker dude and bb8 stole a ship

that was bollocks too

An taco starbuck dude getting cucked by stronk feminazis

There were a few scenes I was genuinely amazed by, but for every one of those there were several scenes that I thought sucked. Here’s my opinion:

The fucking awesome parts:
>Cruiser jumping to lightspeed through the star destroyer
>Millenium Falcon through the crystal cave
>Lightning striking the Jedi tree
>Introduction to the casino
>Watching the lasers hit the ground on the salt planet and all the dust flying up
>Chewbacca eating the puffin
>The bombs sliding out into the star destroyer
>There were some genuinely good Luke moments

The bad:
>Snoke dies for no reason
>Rey’s parents don’t matter
>Originally cool side story that turns into some message about animal cruelty
>Super long, boring chase waiting for them to run out of fuel
>Diverse cast, I’m all for adding in some non white, non female characters but the sheer amount of blacks, Asians, and women definitely seemed forced
>Luke dying for no reason
>Mary Sue
>No “I have a bad feeling about this”
>Force Skype
>Infinite reys

The complete and utter bullshit that I visibly cringe at:
>Leia Mary Poppinsing herself through space right after being in frozen coma floating in the cold vacuum of space

Also, despite all the forced Spaceballs-level jokes, the only funny thing was seeing Kylo’s ridiculously high pants

They already made this movie she died making the next one.

Forgot to add a few complaints:
>Alien putting coins in BB-8
>Finn leaking water all over the ship
>Luke Skywalker milking an alien

They were in space. How did the bombs "drop"?

The Leia part was awesome and WTF at the same time. Was awesome to finally see her physically utilise her own force powers. Remember shes as powerful as Anakin & Luke.

The whole thing is a Disney cash grab, the movie is total shit

Saw it last night, how'd look die, he wasn't really at the fight yet he dies?

They didn’t really drop or accelerate at all... They kinda slid out and glided toward their target. It was kinda hypnotic and reminded me of a video game.

ben solo*

>Spaceballs-level jokes
>Infinite reys
I chuckled at that moment because it reminded me of the instant cassettes

>Rey’s parents don’t matter
I'd argue that kylo didn't knew jack shit about her parents und only said so to make her submit to his cause

What about the bear guy, who eats cookies all the time?

He uses every drop of his powers to do what he did. And he peacefully became one with the force whilst looking at the twin suns. Now he's with the senile puppet ghost Yoda blowing stuff up.

No she is not. She has never been trained. Movie was shit. Basically destroyed everything that star wars was, but hey at least it has #diversity now, amiright? FTGE

too many useless and pointless scenes. it could have been 2 hours and far better.
would watch it again

Well... He disappears, not really dying. He'll be back as a force ghost.

was yoda real then ?

why is rey so trans looking ?

>#diversity
>mumulticultural/diverserebelcast
>muallwhiteevilfirstordercast

rey has a bigger cock than nigger so he banged fat chinky

>Luke Skywalker milks a strange sea creature and aggressively drinks its green milk

Haha dude, you have to be 18 to use this site.