What do you hate in porn videos?

What do you hate in porn videos?
>condoms
>creampies with just the tip inside
>censored parts
>not showing the first penetration
>ffm threesones where only one woman is fucked

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agreed

Um yeah you pretty much got it spot on bud

I fucking hate when they play loud ass music

allwhat you said and
>the camera focing on the guys face when he cums or when the film shows the male

>the guy making noise
>the guy talking
>

weird camera angles like through the guys legs. and when the guy makes more noise than the girl. shit ruins my nut.

easy

those run down stallions who need to fap several minutes after an one hour fuck to cum on her face.
ive see to many of these scenes that i can easily recognize all the cuts and my weener goes instantly down. :/

this was the reason i changed back to pics. good thing!

when the cameraman won't shut the fuck up.

good camera angles then switches to a different angle

>slurp sounds during blow job
>fake moaning from the first second
>feet/toe licking (daily reminder that foot fetishism is a mental illness)
>spanking and violence in general
>cumming in her hair
>finishing on face/in mouth
>hairy/linty/dirty arm pits

Thoses freaking japanese scream (when it's too much)

I was watching some random porn video once, a dude was fucking some girl in a field in some long crops or grass or something.

He was chatting shit, as they usually do. He somehow said something about the Flintstones. I have absolutely no idea how he got there, but the Flintstones were mentioned. Then while he's still fucking her, he says "Yabba dabba orgasm!"

The funniest thing I've ever heard in porn bar none.

Never found that video again, but I'll never forget it.

true.

>shitty ass argument with cringy acting

youtube.com/watch?v=Dj-Mbwzk948

When the bitch just doesn't seem to be enjoying it and instead looks like she's going to cry. Typical in Japanese porn I find.

I think I just woke my neighbours up with how loud I just kek'd

>ass to mouth
It's just kinda gross, it's like borderline scat porn. I mean if you're into scat I don't judge, but I just came here to see some skinny white bitch get her ass blasted. Probably got ecoli poisoning after that scene goddamn

Fake moans, 100% kills it.

>extremely sloppy blowjobs
Seeing a woman slobber 37 gallons of saliva all over the place does absolutely nothing for me

>stupid deep throat sounds
"GLORP GLORP GLORP GYAH GYAH GAG *retch*... GLORP GLORP..." Also does nothing for me

>women spitting cum back and forth into each other's mouths
I wanna bust a nut, not get grossed out

>cameraman talks and interacts
We dont need "ah yeah, take his dick" *grabs her tit* ok, ffs stay quiet and out of the shot

>women blowing kisses at the end of the scene
Just fucking stop

>women with ass zits or shave rash on their crotch
Quit using dull ass disposable razors

Are you a virgin or something?

You know they clean their ass multiple times before scenes? You know you inhale shit particles every time you shit, and then again when you flush? Nothing is as clean as you think it is.

This, especially in asian porn. Mute is fucking MANDATORY, its instant boner assassination when the chick is squealing like a racoon being slowly disemboweled

u mentioned most of what i agree with, but fuck moaning guys
also fuck oil

>guys making noise
> that shot where the go under the guy and all you see is balls and male asshole

>Want to look anal porn
>Disgusted from Ass to Mouth.

I think the first problem is just here.

Then come the second that you answered.

>What do you hate in porn videos?
girls without penises

>also i find Japaneses girls hot as fuck but they make the stupidest of noises while getting fucked

niggers

>guys fucking a chick like an alpha and when he busts a nut he whimpers like a frail little sissy faggot to the point where he sounds like he's gonna cry

>guys who are about ready to bust and only shoot one pathetic watery half-jet of cum and keeps jacking it like there is more

>guys who cant aim their dicks at all and cant even hit a chick's face thats inches away

>Girl staring riiight into the camera when it's on the side and/or moving
Like, no! Stop, sometime they loik like she's seeing your soul !

>old school porn where a dude is fucking a girl and youre about to rocket one off then the porn cuts randomly to a scene of cars on a freeway without warning so you shoot ropes to early 90's LA traffic

That bullshit where it's just a close up on the genitals most of the movie.

I mean if there's all this shit you hate in shiny porn videos, why don't you watch actual amateur stuff instead?

Yeah it can be a little harder to find the exact stuff you want, but it doesn't come with all the bullshit mentioned in this thread.

>Dude asshole tightens up when he goes balls deep
>Cameraman focuses in on it
What the fuck

>Out of nowhere the girl decides to ram her tongue into the guys dark and hairy asshole

Just fucking why?

>old school porn where the guy is getting ready to nut and it cuts to his face and you waste your orgasm to him grimacing in pleasure

boner killer

I hate seeing men in porn. There's nothing worse for me than to find video of some hot girl and then have to see some asshole's dick in the way. Lesbians or solo women only, please.

Were the directors in the 90s just dicks who thought it would be funny to show male face/ass at climaxes? So much old porn has close ups to the guys fucking face.

>daily reminder
found the tumblr roastie

>actual amateur stuff
Oh, you mean poor lighting, terrible sound, extremely violent camera shaking, the camera lens cap slapping the camera mic...

You didn't look very hard did you?

There's loads of couples that make actual good quality videos, as well as tons of random ones. It's not that hard to find.

when they have to show off the load/spit it out and suck it back up.. if youre going to swallow, swallow.

Well, back then they were made more like movies, and shown in an actual theater setting (people used to go to watch them at adult theaters like we would go see a movie today), i guess they needed you to see the guy's face as he enjoys it

Ive seen it all man, its all the same shit.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph570401727ea45

Anything that has the community intro, is high quality from actual amateurs.

You haven't seen it all, you're just lazy

>chick wants him to cum in her mouth
>she spits out every bit then makes the "MMMMM DELICIOUS" face at the camera as she licks her fingers...

>random foot in someones mouth
>too much pubic hair
>botched boob job
>pan in on guys gross face
>weird under shot of guys balls dick and asshole
>camera man talking
>extremely bad acting
>pretending it's incest
>someone looks uncomfortable or not into it
>very dry vagina
>when the video ends right when it gets to the best part
>when you can't find a video you just saw two seconds ago
>when some random website link or words go across the screen
>when I can tell scenes are being looped

I fucking hate 80% of porn.

Please post more shit Ive already seen. Ive seen it all.

Well your original point was that it's all bad camerawork, lighting etc

I posted something that wasn't that

What do you want exactly?

OP and this. Don't get what guys like about slapping a girls face when she's throwing up on a dick and making gagging noises like some kind of dying seal.

not him.

I agree with your point entirely but you chose an awful example.

that IS horrible lighting it's lit by sunlight at sunset or a flashlight.

I recommend anything kawaiigirl vids

Ita all shit, if you enjoy it, good for you.

Well maybe why that's why people have unrealistic expectations of girls.

What I posted is what it's like. The porn everyone else is talking about it is extremely removed from reality.

What's shit about it exactly?

>Well maybe why that's why people have unrealistic expectations of girls.
because that dude is using a flashlight to record his GF?

what made you come up with that sentence?

No, I don't even think he's using a flashlight, I think you neckbeards don't know what the sun looks like.

I'm saying studio lighting like in the mainstream videos makes girls look unrealistically perfect, you're complaining about actual real world sunlight on a girl, no-one has regular sex with their girlfriends under a bunch of studio lights.

>you're complaining about actual real world sunlight on a girl
yes in a porn vid I do, there's plenty of amateurs who film their shit properly

>no-one has regular sex with their girlfriends under a bunch of studio lights.
I'm starting to get the feeling it's more about voyerism rather than amateur porn for you

If you dont know, then you're the one that didnt watch much porn. Just because the camera is hd and it the room theyre fucking in doesnt make it "good quality". Its everything from the people fucking, the camerawork, terrible angles, the location, the forced moans and sex talk between the two/three/four... Im not gonna sit here all night and spoonfeed you my critiques on all porn.

>Guy is audible.
No one wants to hear retarded moaning/yodeling
>Guy is visible.
I'm watching for the chick.
>Camera-guy is audible.
Ruins the moment.
>Long acrylic nails.
Seriously? It's fucking cross and looks like an accident waiting to happen.
>Too much make-up.
Granted porn stars need it or else they look dead inside.
>When the chick is not 100% into it.
It's just fucking weird/unsettling; unless it's JAV.
>Porn stars.
>Tiny money-shots.
>Generic/trashy/quote tattoos.
>Piercings.
>Roast-beef pussies.
>Fake tits.
>Music.
>Girls with painted nails.
>Shit camera-work.

If it wasn't for Hentai/Rule34 I would've stopped watching porn long ago, or at least watch a lot less of it.

*and the room theyre fucking in has good lighting

>My critiques on porn

I'm sorry I didn't realise I was talking to the master of porn.

You guys need to get out more. When you're getting annoyed about tiny little details in a porn video, you're probably a retard.

When it's lesbians with long ass nails and she starts finger fucking the other. The other girl is obviously in pain but has to act aroused.

>Too much make-up
8 inches of makeup is a must, even thick makeup cant hide most chick's terrible pimply and pockmarked complexions, shit is REAL noticeable nowadays

I'd enjoy compilation vids alot more if they would stop playing shit-tier music over the scenes. And when they do have music its somekind of god-awful porno music.

When there's 3DPD

you kinda /thread-ed yourself there.

>Girls with painted nails.
why?

>master of porn.
No one here even insinuated they were. You post the same shit every one of us here has already seen talking about it being "the good stuff" when its the same old shit.

Youre annoyed that someone doesnt like what you like, even name-calling like a temper tantrum throwing kid, maybe you oughta get out more?

I hate when some faggot dude goes soprano when he orgasms and moans into the mic as loud as he can.

I also hate when it shows his retarded faggoty face.

I also hate when Japanese women sob like you just killed their dog.

>be user
>annoyed that another user doesn't like ass to mouth
>worships ass play - don't know how overrated it is because virgin
>better call other user a virgin before they figure me out
>"u a virgin? LOL Desu!"
>that ought to teach him

Ass to mouth is for faggots who delude themselves into thinking that they're straight, but will pass on pussy for ass because the faggot gene is flaring.

No people are very welcome to like what I don't like, but being this neurotic about the things they apparently like in the first place, is bizarre

If a girl likes eating out dudes asses is she secretly a gay man?

>don't know how overrated it is

Careful, your own views are pushing a little there

>video titles with every fetish imaginable that has nothing to do with the video
>watching a girl get pounded when a guy gets in the way and all you see is the inner workings of his colon

cuck porn
First time i heard about it i got a headache trying to understand the idiotic logic behind it

Women who are obviously disinterested or faking.
Men who speak or vocalize in any way.
Hissing of any kind ever.

Youre literally in a thread, right now, called "What do you hate in porn videos?" Defending, borderline white-knighting porn videos. THAT is bizzare.

*bizarre

>Foreplay only for the guy
>60% blowjob 30% doggy from shit angle 10% guy jacking it
>when she's clearly not enjoying it, silent or overdramatic moaning form the get go
>one good position for 30seconds
>whole vid of chick riding slow as fuck
>decent body get you hyped then they have a pussy like an empty headlock
>weird dicks
>that pale look from the camera light being too close

You mean. You don't like watching and jacking off to someone jacking off to watching someone have sex with their girlfriend? Lol.

Kind of the same inception style shit but I used to know a guy who jacked off to videos of himself jacking off.

when the guy won't shut his mouth when piledriving her.

I'm just saying you know what you're getting most of the time, you guys are going on about it like it's the worst shit ever, I don't understand why you watch those kinds of videos.

Whenever out and around women take a moment to look at their nails. If their middle and pointer fingers are the only ones without acrylic nails it means that's the hand they use to finger themselves/others. I learned that after asking a friend of mine why all but 2 of her fingers were done.

Naughty thoughs ensued.

it's main selling point is that the woman is usually 100% game and gets destroyed, i couldnt care less if there is a guy jacking it as long as i can't hear or see him

Hate music
Hate when face isn’t shown
Hate when the girl has already graduated junior high

Blowjobs are the drum solos of porn. They add flavor but if they run on I'm losing interest fast.

Hair growing out of a woman anywhere other than her head. I guess I'm old school like that.

I find it hard to belive you've never in your life come across porn you thought was gross.

>uuuhhh
>ooohhh
>sssshaaa
>ssshhhsss

When the guy won't shut the fuck up.

I should've been more detailed. I don't really mind it at all if it's just simple painted nails but if it was a bunch of glitter and clutter and shit glued on like pornstars do its just a major turn-off.

Yeah obviously I have but it wasn't because I saw a dude's asshole for like 3 seconds or the girl had a hair out of place or half the shit you guys are complaining about

The fact you even consider a girl eating out a guy's ass literally proves you're a fucking faggot.

Kill yourself.

When the cameraman is crouched under the male and you can see more ass crack, balls, and shaft than pussy.
Focusing on the male at all.
Violence
>Weak cums
Over the top acting, moaning instantly then needing to follow it up constantly.

Youre in a thread called "What do you hate in porn videos?"...

>I don't understand

Apparently not.

These I fucking hate:

>girl fakes pleasure
>girl slobbers on cock like a dog
>spitting of any kind
>deep throat noises to let viewers know it's in the throat
>too much talking of any kind
>too much acting of any kind
>not swallowing cum
>shallow creampies
>girl immediately tries to squeeze out cream pie like it's acid
>guy takes cock out of pussy after creampie too quickly
>camera man participation
>focusing anywhere on the guy for any reason outside the fucking shot of cock in pussy
>guy talking
>fake cum (yeah all those gallons of jizz flowing out of a cunt nowadays? Fucking fake and retarded looking).

+1

>Hissing of any kind ever.

What?

Yeah I agree with that, or like if it's two women with long ass painted nails and they're fingering each other and it sounds like a bunch of beetles fighting over a raw steak.

This fucking view. WTF. I don't want to look up the guy's ass. Christ.