/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Nanomemes, son edition

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I went outside for five minutes and got two mosquito bites on my foot.

What's up with Florida sounding less Southern than anyone else

florida is just cubans, jews and retirees

depends where they are from in florida

All the kikes from New York keep moving there and the southern half is all Cuban

The northern half is pretty much Georgia

>have module (class) during this year about the history of the "extreme right" in Europe
>lectures are basically "now let me tell you why these guys are racist", half of the time drawing shitty parallels between Trump/Le Pen
>don't show up most of the time (except for topics I'm really interested in) because lol no attendance policies at my university
>final assessment is one of two 2000 word essays
>write it on the history of the Front National in France
>in feedback the lecturer just rails against me for only coming to four lectures since Christmas and how it had a negative effect on my essay for two paragraphs
>still concedes that it's "very solidly written" at the end
>grade is equivalent of a B+ in the US
I definitely don't regret coming here for university

>need some kvass
its really easy to make. Every eastern yuropoor has its own kvass.
You can probably find it in a eastern european family restaurant, even we have kvass

It's a shitty ass substitute for beer (if you can't wait until it turns into proper beer)

>Communists are considered far left
>Fascists are considered far right
>both are collectivists
>only difference is that one is racially based and one is class based
I'll never understand Europe

>fascists are race based
Mussolini didn't really care about that as much, that was mostly Hitler's contribution. Not that Benito was MLK or anything himself of course.

Fascism is about hierarchy, communism is about eliminating hierarchy

they're not the same thing just because they both want you to do something

Mussolini's concept of race and nation was largely shaped by Julius Evola's concept of the spiritual race. Hitler's conception was more scientific

hello /dixie/

Evening senpai

I know a guy who stopped eating fast food because he hated dealing with the blacks who work there

my days off have started

I have to start summer I classes next monday

Good thing to do and good reason to do it.

Sur y Oeste de USA son tierras legitimas de México
South and west USA are rightful Mexican clay

If they didn't want their land to be taken maybe they should have been better at fighting for it

everything west and south of Texas is yours, take it

I thought Spen hated spics.

Utah is ours

I wish that whole region was desu
my best American vacation outside of the South ever was Nevada and Utah.

no

utah is OURS

they will fucking pay for the arkansawyer blood they spilled

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

>The Mountain Meadows massacre was a series of attacks on the Baker–Fancher emigrant wagon train, at Mountain Meadows in southern Utah. The attacks began on September 7 and culminated on September 11, 1857, resulting in the mass slaughter of the emigrant party by members of the Utah Territorial Militia from the Iron County district, together with some Paiute Native Americans. The militia, officially called the Nauvoo Legion, was composed of southern Utah's Mormon settlers (members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, or the LDS Church). Intending to leave no witnesses and thus prevent reprisals, the perpetrators killed all the adults and older children—about 120 men, women, and children in total. Seventeen children, all younger than seven, were spared.

>The wagon train, mostly families from Arkansas, was bound for California on a route that passed through the Utah Territory, during a conflict later known as the Utah War. After arriving in Salt Lake City, the Baker–Fancher party made their way south, eventually stopping to rest at Mountain Meadows. While the emigrants were camped at the meadow, nearby militia leaders, including Isaac C. Haight and John D. Lee, joined forces to organize an attack on the wagon train.

>By this time the emigrants were running low on water and provisions, and allowed some approaching members of the militia—who carried a white flag—to enter their camp. The militia members assured the emigrants they were protected and escorted them from the hasty fortification. After walking a distance from the camp, the militiamen, with the help of auxiliary forces hiding nearby, attacked the emigrants and killed all of them that they thought were old enough to be potential witnesses to report the attack.

The US used to be so much more fun.

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never trust mormons senpai

fuck injuns tbqh

Reservation Injuns are still better than ghetto blacks and at least they have a reason to still hate us.

*starts a fight with everyone here*

there's nothing wrong with injuns, but I would gladly genocide everybody who brings them up in immigration debates.

>stay up for American hours for once
>nothing but Trump threads

Too late for brunch.

Hey, folks.
Spent most of the day away from my computer today, we celebrated my grandmother's birthday here. I made sweet tea and served espresso with dessert, was nice.
Y'all do anything nice today?

Celebrated my grandmother's birthday too lel

So are you one of those people that turned our state blue?

Hah, whaddayaknow. How old is she?

64

Damn, quite the gap. Mine's 82.

my gramps is 99 now

You're a bit older than me tho

A lot of people were speaking broken as fuck Spanish and I felt left out so I just posted here

Gonna try to work at Cinemark so that I can watch movies buds

>tfw no grandparents

:(

yeh ive only got one left now

Impressive. A great-aunt of mine died a few days ago, she'd've been 98 in the summer I think.
Sure but unless you're 2, I'm not 20 years older than you, hah.
:c
>so that I can watch movies
Wut. That's like saying "gonna try to work at Starbucks so I can have coffee", just make yourself a coffee.

>Wut. That's like saying "gonna try to work at Starbucks so I can have coffee", just make yourself a coffee.
Better than working at Academy tbqh

All of the other jobs are ass

yeah Im hoping he makes it another year. He has no interest in living anymore I dont think. But 3 digits is quite the achievment

Yeah, there's a big difference between healthy 99 and "shit my pants, can't walk, dunno where I am, can't remember what was for lunch" 99.

Hes fine mentally but hes a bit limited mobility wise and every one he ever knew is dead pretty much aside his kids and grandkids

My only living grandparent is my maternal grandmother, she's 90 and still very healthy and can move around quite well. My other grandmother died a year ago, she was 93. She couldn't walk and needed around-the-clock assistance. My grandfathers both died before I was born.

Played COD zombies (yeah, I know) with my brother, gonna watch Twin Peaks.

Death to Stormcloaks.

wrong

>helium considered its own element
>neon considered its own element
>both are noble gases
>only difference is a few particles
This is how stupid you sound

Go be a retard someplace else

Elements ain't political ideologies, though. There's an objective truth to them regardless of how you, personally, see 'em. Now politics, that's something entirely man-made. Comparing it to something natural that exists with or without humans doesn't make much sense.

Midwest Texans allowed to post here?

Depends on what city you're from

2 hours out of Junction. The "town" is a general store/post office/mayor

Damn, you're in the middle of nowhere

playan some fallout 4
no judgin tbqh
Zombies can be fun with friends, honestly. Also, Twin Peaks is great, is it your first time watching it?

Got a pretty good deal. Taking care of the family ranch while working remotely at my job. The general store is also a pretty good taco joint too.

May 29, 1453. Never forgetski.

I watched the first 5 episodes a while back and I'm just picking it back up.

That's pretty good. What do you do for work?

Network engineer. I have to travel on-site every once in awhile but I don't mind getting out. Pay is 70k

nice

Memphis here. We had a storm on Saturday night that knocked out power for about 150k people. The local utility company, MLGW, says there won't be power for at least a week in some places. Currently there are roving gangs of refugees in search of electricity and internet access on our streets. Can't go outside.

Please send help.

Why did the Jews delet this

I realized my last request wasn't polite enough and decided to prepend a 'please' to it. Even in the midst of disaster, southern gentility must not falter even for a moment.

rip
I had a storm last night that knocked out my power for quite a while.

I'm so sorry.

That sucks. It just thundered and rained a lot and knocked out my internet for about 5 minutes

I live in such a homophobic cunt its great :^)

Nice trips.
Also, yeah, it sucked, it was out all night pretty much.
It reminded me that I need to invest in a battery powered fan for the summer, as it'll probably happen again.

I did have internet the whole time, however, but only because my phone was charged and I could watch dumb youtube videos.

Why is that great :(

Because it makes finding a date that much more interesting. (read: dangerous)

Have you ever had a bf?

Nothing very serious tbqh.

ok

Applying for jobs is really annoying buds

What kinda jobs you looking at?

>communism is about eliminating the hierarchy
communism is about eliminating the hierarchy that is below the joos*

gas the homos :D
I dunno i just find it funny how there are women here who claim to be feminist yet are absolutely disgusted by lgtb

Its also very xenophobic here which is great cause i can make all the racists jokes i want and no one can stop me
do you study at a uni?

Cashier and stocking

>do you study at a uni?
Yes

>gas the homos :D
:(

>cashier and stocking
i guess finding a job like that would be hard if you lived in the middle of nowhere.I used to stock the shelves and carry boxes around in the market i worked at while in high school. Dont miss it one bit.
What do you study?

>gas the homos
im fine with gay people tbqh (gay, not faggot) but lesbians have a mental disorder and going trans might aswell be one of the steps leading to suicide

we have tinder unfortuanetly

It's not really hard, just annoying.

I try not to act like a faggot though

Happy Memorial Day /dixie/

Happy Memorial Day bud

happy memorial day

Who is the best example of a strong woman character and why is it Judge Anderson

Back at ya.
We just got some of those fancy ass Hue light bulbs you can change the colors on from your phone so now I can make sweet tea under red, white, and blue lights to celebrate.

>carpetbaggers

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top fucking kek

laffed

reminder that it was the catholics and the eternal venetians that destroyed byzantium

post qt spideys :3

ok

How will the rest of the South cope with the inevitable reality that Texas will eventually flip blue and lose the one state that they constantly hide behind as a shield against criticism that all red states are shit?

gas yourself faggot

we'll secede before that happens