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*peanuts you*
edition

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new meme

i call it, "doge"

sophie

>tfw you never found out the identity of the Phantom Shitter

threadly reminder

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threw a paper plane which hit an african teacher in the head. she didn't care, just picked it up and said "who is trying to send me back to sierra leone on this plane?"

Who else here /qualified enough to move if Brexit is a shitshow/?

Did a sail due west from USA and ended up in Japan mad ting

#notallmuslims bruv

just a lot of them

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the normgoblin women at work have no idea what causes the seasons

at least the muslims are attacking hives of normie depravity desu

Remember that episode of Benidorm where Johnny Vegas came back and invited the entire cast of Last of the Summer's Wine out for a pint?

Best bit was where Cleggy fell in the pool and said "Oh dear, fellas, it appears I'm pissed!"

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HOWLING at this
used to go there every friday for wave rave

fucking idiot globetard

me

babestation

Have a masters so would get accepted easily in Canada/NZ/Aus. I have the money as well.

I'm a lazy bastard though.

cool

My ideology is centered around the idea of The Interracial Breeding Grounds. White women will be forbidden from fraternizing with white men and be made exclusively available for superior black seed. This will be accomplished through the coercion of an authoritarian Fascist government. At this point it should be obvious that such a system is only sustainable for a single generation.

Because of this it might be necessary to permit white men and women to reproduce in a controlled way, such as via artificial insemination, in order to reliably procure a steady stream of white women to ensure the eternal existence of The Interracial Breeding Grounds. Alternatively the white race is uniquely evil as evidenced by its history so perhaps the greatest cuck of all would be its ultimate annihilation through BBC.

get out the booth, go home to your son

AAAAAAH YES
THE SOUTH WEST

Nobody

Wish mobile phones and the internet were never invented

once i get my loyal wife and my successful business i will no longer have to give a damn about anything that happens in the world
thank fuck

>she told you she didnt love you any more after one year of the relationship but you stayed with her for another year anyway and it was just a horrible depressing waste of time

wish this poster was never invented

Think you need a bit more than just a masters to move to those countries.

>Wish mobile phones and the internet were never invented

honestly, not a rorke but every one of those should be rounded up
there should be no place for religion in britain

wish social media was never invented

Don't understand how that could happen

>wife
>loyal

Alri granddad.

ngl id find something else to mask my pathetic loneliness in

youtube.com/watch?v=XanyPq5BcoA

wish racists were never invented

*plays the bongo drums on your belly*

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wish I was never invented

im going to be extremely discriminating about the woman i marry

think i would let my gf cuck me desu

You can get a one year visa just to go and pick asparagus in Australia

youll be worrying about growing your business or keeping it afloat and you'll also worry about your wife cheating on you or something


the only people with literally 0 fucks in the world are 70+ year olds who have come to peace with how shit this world is because their testosterone is going down and they activate grandpa mode physically and mentally

From looking at this image, if the Sun were above the Tropic of Cancer, it would be daylight in Moscow, Rio de Jainero, NYC and Tokyo at the same time.

enjoying a tasty cloudy cider

wish the ol 'cide was never invented

cheers lad x

I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
FROM CHIMPAN A
TO CHIMPAN ZEE
NO YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME
OH MY GOD
I WAS WRONG!
IT WAS EARTH
ALL ALONG
YES YOU FINALLY MADE A MONKEY
YES WE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY
YES YOU FINALLY MADE A MONKEY OUT OF ME!

>leftycucks think islam is a race

HOWLING

enhanced global communication is an integral part of our construction of the human oversoul
youtube.com/watch?v=aAlaRdrcQcY

she was a manipulative bitch who basically kept it hanging over me to drop at any point
just in the middle of the day i'd get a phone call saying "I'm not sure if i love you" or some shite.

me at the pub hahaha

>woman
>loyal

nah

how many times to I have to say it? the sun is dim and local

wish kopparberg was never inve- *passes out*

Love a bit of alan watts at night

youtube.com/watch?v=9bD2np-zPZs

*rolls into the thread*

me at the pub

A vote for conservatives is a vote for internet censorship
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DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS

Why would she stay with you though?

unironically like joe rogan desu he's got a good outlook on things

Why are we condemned to be born against our will, condemned to live a totally pointless life and then die probably in terrible pain and fear

NYC is so iconic and peng

CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANYMORE?

Love me some brooker

idk after i eventually broke up with her she acted proper cut up about it and had to go on antipsychotic meds
guess she was just a nutter
still would though

down at the mango tree
my gf showed to me
it was big and black and had a crack
and it looked pretty good to me
so I pulled out my hairy banana
and shoved it in her crack
she mesmerized
my nob capsized
and that was the end of that

>leftypol going all out everyday

>internet censorship or being swamped out of existence by pakis

not exactly a difficult choice

Dooleyfu has a new documentary out about asians exploiting their kids on webcams, hopefully this one triggers as many weeb nonces as the last one about anime did

>tfw girl I thought I was getting on well with hasn't messaged me much recently
>tfw probably missed the window of even further interest because of busy schedules

Neighbours are having sex too loud, tell me what I can shout out the window

/brit/ goes left during yank hours

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4HUAFO0nGl0

>tfw this ugly fat fuck is banging 10/10 pussy everyday while I wank off to BLACKED.com

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It's after 11, if they are causing a disturbance you are allowed to cal the police

>ingerlund.webm
>clearly welsh

doesn't explain it lad

some places equal distances apart on a flat earth model share daylight while others dont

none of you faggots leave the house
i prefer a free internet

>iconic

poof

I've spent over a month in NYC, it's a shithole once the initial excitement wears off, just like every other big city.

i really think thats beginning to be on the cards 2bh

if people in britain are being arrested and charged for shitposting on the internet or posting things deemed offensive on twitter/facebook even when they're joking around, then they should have no problem rounding up and arresting people who clearly have extremist views. they need to get them before they do anything crazy, not just keep them on watchlists.

I spend more time on the internet than I do outside, I could literally live in downtown Shanghai and I wouldn't notice as long as I had a computer in my flat.

Reminder

"FONT"

EY UP AHM PISSED in your best Johnny Vegas voice

excellent

Philip VI the Fortunate (French: le Fortuné) was the first King of France from the House of Valois.

Charles IV of France died without a male heir in 1328.

Philip was one of the two chief claimants to the throne.

The other was King Edward III of England, who was Charles' closest male relative.

Edward III of England pressed his claim to the throne of France after a series of disagreements with Philip. The result was the beginning of the Hundred Years' War in 1337.

France was richer and more populous than England and was at the height of its medieval glory.

Philip gave orders in 1339 to prepare an invasion of England (the Ordinance of Normandy)

Philip's navy was annihilated at the Battle of Sluys in 1340, ensuring that the war would occur on the continent.

The Black Death struck France, further destabilizing the country.

Edward sailed for Normandy instead of Aquitaine. Edward sacked and burned the country as he went.

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how do we know we're born against our will?

But not so local as not to make it daylight in Greenland AND Buenos Aires at the same time though, right?

woman is the nigger of the world

because the light doesn't reach there

Suicide bombers and grooming gangs are what Mohammed (pigs be upon him) would have wanted. That was his thing - peadophilia, mass murder, rape, genocide, conquest. ISIS are the only true muslims.

youtube.com/watch?v=61UcZIamYtE

i thought Sup Forums was one of the major boards? there's posts from a day ago on there

don't understand gays

think they do it for the attention

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