Drinking thread? Drinking thread! Time for a drunken Sup Forums dance party!

Drinking thread? Drinking thread! Time for a drunken Sup Forums dance party!
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hells to the yes!

Sup Forums fucking sucks now.

And not in the "I MISS OLD Sup Forums WAHH" Its not that im sick of Sup Forums just that it's fucking cancer.

To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. You're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.

Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.

Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.

YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.

Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".

Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.

Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.

BBC threads. Because Sup Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.

Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies.

Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine-number ID! Fucking groundbreaking.

Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

TL;DR, loli is for pedophiles, you're a faggot if you watch trap, you're a virgin pathetic beta for watching R34/Incest, grow attached to a 17 year old girl, but Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Fuck your feels, no one wants to see your cock, actually contribute in porn threads, and stop shitposting copypasta. Also, Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And Suzy and/or Kat aren't the "QUEEN" of Sup Forums. Don't even get me started on FB/cuck/pics you shouldnt/what would youdo threads.

Did I miss anything faggots?

You know, user, your life might feel a bit less meaningless if you had a fucking beer and relaxed a bit

I'm with you Mr Lahey but you chose the wrong song.
youtube.com/watch?v=iX-QaNzd-0Y

Have you ever tried going outside user?
I mean it's not really for me but you're really bringing the mood down in here.
I vote you go outside.

eh, I didn't mind the accidental bump

Frig off Lahey

You got me wrong I'm with you Mr Layhey.
The alcohol speaks to me too.

with those dubs, i'd say it's obvious that you are the liquor

The Liquor has ascended. The Liquor is with us all now.

what you drinking user?

The liquor's calling the shots now Randy.

Actually off the liquor tonight. Just came in to say hi and tip my hat to the late, great John Dunsworth.

Yes Mr Lahey, I speak through my disciples sometimes but I always speak truth.

He was a great man. Honestly, now that he is gone, I see no good reason for Canada to continue existing.

Shots of the vodka Mr Lahey?

I'm down. 3, 2, 1, GO

A country's export economics in ruin. I pity them, actually.

I did it i hope you did too?

yeah, burned a bit but that's the price of greatness. gonna do another real quick but I'll actually chase it with something this time.
3,2,1 GO

I love rum. That's all I'm going to say lol

I'm still going mr lahey.
321 gogogo

oh christ user I am actually pretty fucking drunk right now. what should we do?

I'm drunk as fuck listening to music I used to listen to with my ex-gf. Hoping to dissociate it from her so I can enjoy it again.

Masturbate :3333

deal. but to what, exactly?

Well when I'm drunk I usually just keep drinking but hey I'm into all this free spirit bull shit.
If dubs you have to post dick.
If singles we ask the liquor and drink again.
Trips and I forfeit anything the 1st dubs after me rolles.

I'm not really sure what men masturbate to most of the times but I guess porn.
For me I like some fucked up hentais... yee I'm a weirdo but still quite innocent.
:P

The liqour has spoken ^ 321

SHOT TIME!!!!!!!!
3,2,1 GO

Let's get this party started.

I miss Lahey.

ruh ruh user, gotta post tits or dick or whatever ya got

The liqour also requested a dick pic Mr Lahey?

Who uses food stamps and champagne yeast to make ciders?

YUSHHH!!! >:3

The liquor just double dubbed down on that shit Mr Layey!

I have a hard time believing a femanon that goes on drunk threads on Sup Forums doesn't know what men masturbate to.
Also, I'm entirely too drunk to do the usual tits/timestamp gtfo routine. I don't really care.

holy fuck that's genius.

Ehehe.. I'm just curious and bored. It's like midday here but it's weekend so why not to drink and see what's up here. Mostly i just check for rekt threats or hentai stuff..

if dubs I'll try to take a picture of my roidy butthole for you guys. or muh dick. if someone more sober can link me how to do webms I got some blowjob videos etc. jesus christ I am wasted now though. I love you fuckers

pay attention to me.

I got you Sup Forumsuddy. My attention is undivided (sorta, ish)

WHO ELSE WANTS TO DO A SHOT?!

ooooo so edgy user.
Shots, shots, shots

Anouther dick pic. That's 3 you owe us My Lahey?
I'm in for the shots BTW!

Shots, shots, shots!

Fuck yeah lemme finish off this butterscotch bullshti then imma finish my vodka.

Liqor stores are all close where I live for the first time ever I have a limited amout of alcohol to work with and its intimidating ngl.

do it.

Ehehe. I'm just a way too curious 18 year old for her own well being. I'm going to get in a baaaad situation sooner or later ahaha

ugh, I hate it when you're down to the butterscotch shit. fear not user, the liquor will be around tomorrow when the stores open

Tits or GTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Heck noooooooooooooooo :3

yeah, hate to do it femanon but some 18 year old perky titties sound like just what the doctor ordered after all of these shots. you'd just be doing your duty.

Furry threads

k I'm gonna be the white knight tonight and tell you, anonette, don't hang around guys like are lurking in this thread.

I don't know your situation and I don't know you but you're a young girl (assuming you're not lying) and while you are legal you're still vulnerable and I'd hate for some creep to take advantage of you. You're worth something in and of yourself, anonette. Please love yourself for who you are.

K, I'll allow it but only because I'm nice.

goddamn dude. I know we're drunk but are we really THAT drunk? it's probably some other shitfaced moron just fucking around.

On the other hand perky teen boobies do sound like a good idea right now?

> assuming you're not lying

I was hedging my bets. If it's actually an 18-year-old girl I think everyone here can agree it's best for her to not be here. She deserves better.

If it's some drnuk user then it's all a moot point so nothing lost.

Ohh I'm going to be fiiine. I've been abused since I was a small kid by my mother and one bitch "friend" i used to have. I hate her. And i've been raped already but that doesn't seem to stop my curiousity. I just would love to meet someone as crazy as I am.

Hahaha. My titties are quite small so you'd find better ones elsewhere.

>She deserves better
Fucking kek. We ALL deserve better, user. I have no idea what I'm doing here either at 1:30 AM, but I know I'd rather be here than anywhere else at the moment

Sup Forums has always been shit. It's not the old Sup Forums that you miss, it's the old you, that could genuinely enjoy so much shit. But now, you've seen so much of it that you grew bored of it.

Where are you from?

for the sake of my own mental health I'm gonna assume you're a troll but if you aren't just rememeber at least one man cares about you and wants you to be happy with who you are.

Forgot to include some rekt.

It's funny you're so suspicious. We'll I guess it's uncommon for someone like me to be here

Finland.

hooktube.com/watch?v=ye-MwxuXfeo

So right now I'm in the "optimism" phase so for the next few months I'm golden but tbh november 2017 was the closest I've ever come to killing myself and if the pattern that's held for the last 5 years holds my suicide in 2018 looks inevitable can someone please help me break the cycle and live I don't want to die.

Oh too far for me....
I'm in the UK.
Boobies?

Seconded. And while we wait. . .SHOOOOOOOOTSSSSS
3,2,1 GO

You can assume whatever you want but I can't really care or love myself or anyone else really. I want to be cared for but I always need to work for that so goddamn much. It sucks. But Christmas ish coming and I'll get out again~ tho not into the childrens home. Last year was horrible

Noice.
Shots are a gogogo

If I wasn't far I wouldn't post here. Some safety you know cutie~

well this just gets more and more depressing. not often I find myself drunkenly agreeing with another drunkass white knight. Hold on guys, lemme cheer everybody up and see if I can take a picture of my butthole.

>cutie~
Yup, it's a dude.

I'd rather think about cookies and yummy treats than big buttholes

Noooot a dude >3< even if i showed something you wouldn't believe me

Jagermeifter. Anyone sniffing coke too?

with a timestamp we would

Just ran out user. . .coasting down with some beer after many, many shots

Always

>november 2017 was the closest I've ever come to killing myself
Sure hope the results of the election had nothing to do with that.

BUTTHOLE!
I had no idea my ass pubes were so blond

>When you ask for nudes and you get noots?

user, you might just need a change of scenery. go work as a bar-back or something in a cheesy resort town in the tropics for a while

I just did my last bump too. I need to sleep, Currently smoking weed and taking more shots.

doing this. fucking hell im doing this.

They did not. I'm a Canuck. Personally I'm ambivalent towards Trump, imo he's Bush 2.0 at this point. He has no bearing on my life.

That's actually a really good idea.

for me it's beer or extremely lowkey benzos. . .staying on the liquor or smoking weed puts me out of my fucking mind.

I don't know how to really get that anywhere.. ._. Or then i'd have to hold up a weird paper like this ishh me but I don't need more people doing weird shit with my pictures... kik is full of horny bastards :o

yeah sure. hey rum, whats kraken?

#jelly. I wanna have weed tooooo but its illegal and shit and i know no one really.

worked for me dude. I went down to San Diego and helped sling drinks for a while. then I fucked off to Alaska and homesteaded for a bit.
Basically, you just get stuck in a rut and you don't think shit will change, but really the main thing is that your feet are itchy and you don't even know it. Go see something else. Get drunk. Fuck sluts.

small is gooood

I am the liquor

>O.O

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Here, guys. I shouldn't be the only one appreciating this.

I work in the kitchen of a local pub I've thought about asking to be put on bar a few times a month I guess I'm gonna do that.

> stuck in a rut
goddamned straight. Imma shake things up one way or another.

just write it on a piece of paper, hold it up next to your boobs, then take a picture and post it on here.

FFS this was a good thread too.
Let's get back to drinkinking Mr Lahey?
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