Le quick """"""""""english"""""""""" prodigy winger

le quick """"""""""english"""""""""" prodigy winger

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Never rated him. Poor mans Walcott

I went to school with him lol tackled him at break time

I thought Walcott was a poor man's Walcott

>I went to school with him lol tackled him at break time

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england has a prodigy lad every season

Also played with Micah Richards, he used to play as a pacy striker kek.

#Leeds

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That's such a Walcott moment.
>achieve nothing relevant to the size of the club he's at
>smug cunt anyway

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good thread

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we've already had this meme: it's called "le pacy black winger". sad!

>Poor mans Walcott

is that even scientifically possible?

He managed it

We have those all around the world but inbread island seems to have a thing for producing and hyping "le pacy black winger"

soccer is your only sport and you've never produced a world class player. why is that?

>unironically better than any english player ever

how many CLs did he win?

Failure 1

Delle Alli seems like an actual good player and not just a pace baby at least.

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lmao

This is true.

Maybe Bobby Charlton, but that's it.

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no, just overrated by spics. even lineker is better. never achieved anything of note and wasted his prime in a weak league while english clubs were tearing up europe.

Overweight mega failure here

Technically, Oxlade Chamberlain is poor man's Walcott.

>From Barca to LA Galaxy

KEK

English 11 year olds play on full size muddy pitches and the scouts always choose the biggest kid who can run the fastest and kick the ball the furthest, is it any wonder they're garbage

this

>who can run the fastest and kick the ball the furthest

literally all that is needed to be good at football to be honest with you

>inbred britbong on football knowledge outside his little island

Literally the only thing Mexico are famous for at the WC is this retarded "Skill"

never 5get

Lineker had two great Barca seasons before Cruyff decided he wasn't fancy enough.

>muh wikipedia screencraps

lol this autist is SEETHING. sanchez never did anything outside of la liga, which was weak at the time. meanwhile, tell me which country was winning european cups every year for 6 years straight before scousers decided to chimp out? sad that your only knowledge of football is numbers on wikipedia . as expected of a third world, buck-toothed monkey.

Named the best player in the Eredivisie...and while that shouldn't be anything to brag about, it's still more than any english player has done abroad

Kek he's probably on same level as Yanick Bolasie

lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_Cup_and_UEFA_Champions_League_winning_players

England: 79
Mexico: 2 (1 of them being a benchwarmer)

kek. KEK

Unironically the best English striker.

>not a single english player has ever won a CL with a team outside of England

If mexican teams could compete in the Champions League we would probably have as many winners as England

Come on lad I'm the first to say the English team is shit but this isn't even true, out of all English and Mexican players I don't think a spic gets in the Top 20

>If mexican teams could compete in the Champions League we would probably have as many winners as England

ah yes, with all those top mexican players that all the top european teams are queuing up to sign... oh wait.

face it, your country is even shittier at football than we are by a country mile and it's your only sport.

Stop talking about the past m8.

2014 WC positions:

Inbred Island
>24

Based Mexico
>10

>not a single english player has ever won a CL with a team outside of England

Steve McManaman you fucking cholo

Owen Hargreaves too, but the Tacoman has a point, the English NT is a joke.

Everyone knows the NT is a joke. That doesn't change the fact that mexico has always been shit at football despite it being their one sport.

>it's your only sport.

They are great at boxing, better than us

Don't forget we also have 120 million people in our country

>It's normal to compare Englel with Mexico nowadays

JUST

We're not quite on canada's level yet

Lol this

The fact that it's even a discussion is embarrassing. Man Utd could buy Mexico

>england

most promising english 21 y/o or younger players:

1. dele alli
2. ?????????????

>mexico

>tfw Mexico has unironically won more than England at the new Wembley Stadium

All England needs to be a mid-level team again is a good coach who will go back to >4-4-2 and stop playing hoofball.

You have to go back

>only seven niggers

I think we should stick with the 3-4-3

baffling post
>442 and STOP playing hoofball
>defoe and rashford
>lingard and townsend

>the chokemaster Kane
>retired Milner
>no Hart
>Walker instead of Townsend
>Alli as a striker
>3-4-3

wew lad

I too thought he was a meme but he's actually been quite consistent

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truthbomb

they're still calling up a 40 year old marquez lol

England is still calling up a 36 year old Defoe

This. There was a kid I knew who was so much better than everyone, to an insanely ridiculous extent, but he was told he was too small to be a pro by numerous clubs because he was short. I really wonder how good he could have been if he was nurtured right.

Same story with a kid in my year at school

There are probably 1000s of undiscovered Messis and Cazorlas working in JD Sports outlets around the UK

Griezmann was also turned down by French teams for being small and had to play in Spain instead

thank us for saving football from becoming like basketball

Xavi and Iniesta look like they should be accountants

I always thought some of these guys were the same person

Kek. Pretty much this

Half-black young brits for Arsenal now is what black Frenchmen used to be.

All true, I don't mind more running and tackling in eplel though.