/heem/: cub swanson edition

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my boy

Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

Great episode

Zane Simon

just rewatched this, Choi did better than I remember, I thought he got fucked up for ten minutes straight when I watched live but Cub's moments of offense are shorter than I thought.

he still got destroyed, but I'm not worried for his career anymore.

>pick a "welterweight" weighing 196 pounds onto your team with a possibility he could fight in a few days

what did cody mean by this?

*grabs you by the throat*

*blatantly apes your style*
*talks shit in a nasal tone*
*drops mic*

I love you

For me, its tiramisu

champ

Ur moms a fan?

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Is Mousasi the only natty MW?

>Michael Bisroid
>Jacaroid Souza
>Yoel Roidmero
>Luke Roidhold
>Chris Roidman
>Roidbert Whittaker

Faster response than the coppers.

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>30 seconds
lol what'd I tell ya, literally here all the time.

Swanson vs Lobov
Iaquinta vs Sanchez
Saint Preux vs Rogério de Lima
Dodson vs Wineland
Lauzon vs Ray
Perry vs Ellenberger

this is literally a scat spammer thread. he names his files like that

Our boy Jwill coming for that belt

>literally here all the time.
even when he was banned for 7 days he was here lurking like an autist

>Manuwa
>Mousasi
>Masvidal
>McGregor

lads, why are all the best strikers M or part-M?

i bet that fat dude is really good at 2d fighting games

Why shouldn't I lurk when banned? I don't understand the logic of walking away just because you can't post.

Yup twisted in the head innit?

Yup. Was wondering why I had the OP filtered.

>scat spammer thread confirmed
>Coral Springs presence confirmed
very suspicious

Guess how many of those are mine?

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Who is everyone's favorite woman on the UFC roster?

Why does he do it?

Megan Olivi

We /BIG PRETTY/ now

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Cynthia Calvillo is mine, by the way.

>trying this hard to be McGregor

Moose will fuck up shittaker

sam alvey

14

*gets kicked out of gym*

makes one think doesnt it

Nah literally zero. This guy will take picks up until the main card starts lol.

Swanson
Iaquinta
OSP
Dodson
Ray
Perry

nice doggo

fuck is up with this niggas hairline

guys are u ready for goat card after this one? i hope noone pussies out of the fight

All me

SHIELDS BTFO

Thanks!

>the year is 2035
>alarm goes off
>get up out of my cot too quickly and hit my head on the roof of my cuck shed
>time for breakfast, but realize I've run out of government mandated Starbucks® Unicorn Flavored All Natural** Carbon Based Cereal Substitute®
>punch in my 35 digit pin and answer five security questions to open the door so I can grab some food from my wife's state regulated alimony mansion
>quickly cross the woods and avoid the dogs to get to the mansion
>input the 44 digit door code but forget the 8th security question
>luckily one of her friends Jamarcus is leaving to get to court so he lets me in for $20 (what a deal!)
>make it to the fourth floor kitchen after nodding respectfully to the Elizabeth Warren statue by the elevator
>pass the retinal scan and wait in line with rest of my wife's boyfriends
>notice a few of her sons are watching Entertainment Csar Rachel Maddow do an insider report on UFC (Unified Female Championships)
>they're talking about their favorite fighters and Deontreaus says that Julianna Pena is the GOAT
>despite the lashing I'll get from my wife's boyfriend, I chime in and say that she's no Conor McGregor
>they start laughing
>McGregor? Carl, he never even defended his belt
>mfw

bleeeeeown the fuck out

what's it like being mexican?

>with my bare heads
What did Conor's bag carrier mean by this?

>Blow your head off with my bare hands
>Its a grappling match

REALLY REALLY activated my almonds

Ur moms a fan?

got a chuckle, here's a (You)

how much do you think manletweights lift

Thanks it took me a lot longer than I expectateted

DJ is a white belt who outgrappled Tim Elliot and Wilson Reis.

If you don't think he's p4p #1 you're pretty much an idiot.

>Twat

Do americans use that word?

>Tim Elliot
what?
>Wilson Reis
who?

No, he has been spending a lot of time with Conor.

Exactly

One day he will be like Gunnie and speak with a Dublin accent

they're still trying to hype this gatekeeping gook?

fuck out of here. yeah, i want to read a fucking book by and/or about MICHELLE WATERSON the karate HOTTIE fuck off Dana

He is an honorary Irishman

deadlift as much as i fucking bench probably
i could toss DJ out my window and take his fucking belt just let me cover my junk with a towel when we make weight. hold it very taught.

Calm down

relax goofball

lmao i would heem you, lil twerp

>hold it very taught

*taut

Relax? they're the ones clogging my e-mail with this shit. surely they've datamined me enough to know i'd rather get ten facts about artem e-mail instead..
nah kid, you wouldn't. fuck off. i've got work to do

I said calm down

relax

thanks, i'll probably remember that now for the rest of my life, no joke

>nah kid, you wouldn't. fuck off. i've got work to do

you better run, scared ass bitch, you dont want none

Which fighter has pissed you off the most for missing weight?

typical amerilard hivemind humor
bellends

Khableeb

I said calm down

lol relax bud, its not serious

Kek

cuckbib, I'm still triggered to this day.

pic related without question

He never weighed in so he technically didn't miss it.

he missed before that lol

Cub
Al
Rogério
John
Stevie
Mike

Lobov
Iaquinta
Saint Preux
Dodson
Lauzon
Perry

Speaking of Khabib missing weight, I was talking to myself the other month and came up with this theory:

>Khabib fucks up again, leaving Ferg out of a fight
>Instead of punishing Khabib and getting Conor vs Ferg set up for later in the year they reschedule the fight for like the fourth time
>Why? because they want khabib to win and have him matched with Conor
>Khabib would do big numbers, he's a big name for a non champion
>However they obviously know he would definitely pull out/miss weight
>In the likely even that this happens:
>Dana "look we looked for replacements and the first guy to come calling was Nate Diaz"
>boom. the only bigger draw that khabib at LW and they have a reason to make the third fight without too much questioning
>$$$
+
>Conor doesn't defend belts, if they get him to fight again, they want to make the most if not before he leaves then while he is still on top of the world

they could even poison khabibs food to make sure of it
and there would probably be a lot of khabib fans who already bought/buy the PPV anyway

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u mad kid?

its a still my boy/was never my boy relationship.

i want to shove my dick in her big mouth and poke her cheeks around and across her stupid lips

Where did all the wonderboi fans go?

5k on ARTEM EZ MONEY

they are now Maia/Masvidal fans

>n-next one

>d
well wonderboy got robbed in both fights

not much we can say

>well wonderboy got robbed in both fights