/hoc/ Fuck You Early Faggot Edition

SJ:Report: Burns, Karlsson, Hedman Norris picks
TOR:Matthews highlights Calder Trophy finalists
EDM:Desharnais plays OT hero in Game 5
NAS:Predators win GM 4, complete sweep of Hawks
NYR:Zibanejad scores in OT, NYR lead Habs 3-2
PIT:Kessel has 3 pts, Pens advance to 2nd round
CLM:Nick Foligno (LBI) out Game 5 vs Penguins
EDM:Drake Caggiula skates with McDavid, Draisaitl
BUF:Sabres fire Bylsma and GM Tim Murray
BOS:Patrice Bergeron up for another Selke Trophy
ANA:John Gibson completes series sweep
OTT:Craig Anderson shuts out Bruins in GM 4 win

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on time good, another faggy dog picture bad. mixed feelings desu

>21 posts
>7 IDs

Ummm yes sweetie Early fags should die

what do you have against doggos?

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What's wrong with the OP?

just got tired of the dog OPs a long time ago. uncreative, and >we have enough funny hockey shit around here that we can do be.

Penguin are repeating and there's nothing you can do about it

do better. fuck me its early

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even that is better desu

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>Not water oinkers edition

That's about right
/hoc/ literally only has like 50 unique posters

pingu>water oink

>proxy fag

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>lying on the internet

Cold ice doggy :0)

>what does a chinese have against dogs

Are you serious mate?

t. /hoc/ newfag

Same people come here every season which is how I know that you're fresh off the reddit train
>sweetie

the last thread had 125 posters kiddo

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>if the craps had done their job and swept there would only be one game tonight
thank you laffs

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The Jets will literally be contenders next season once they sign Halak or Darling.
Cap this.

125 umm sweetieposters got earlyfagged.
>kiddo

Leafs win by how many tonight lads?

They'd need to get rid of some of their veterans as well as their coach though.

ummm cutie

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>halak or darling

What? Bishop is the prime agent

1 in OT

Fucking terrible.

gwanas>oinkers=doggos>>>>>>>sneks

Laine confirmed for Calder win - eat shit Trana

Bishops going to Vegas, cap this.
Tampa fans came to terms with this months ago. There's no way the kongs are going to sacrifice Quick for the sake of holding onto an easily injured fading star.
Forgive me Bishop senpai. Always best boy.

I disagree with this in its entirety.

They might do Fleury. Like 5% chance

You really think so?
Is he FA during the expansion draft?

"The 2017 NHL Expansion Draft is an expansion draft that will be conducted by the National Hockey League on June 18–20, 2017 to fill the roster of the upcoming Vegas Golden Knights. The team's selections will be announced on June 21 during the NHL Awards ceremony at T-Mobile Arena."

>June 21st
guess I'll have to wait and see.

Idk, was just always discussed early was Fleury vs Bishop vs Luongo.
Everyone settled on Bishop though

fuck off sunbelt retard

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What do dogs have to do with hockey
Never make another thread like this again

>Grandpa Luongo
That's retarded. He's not leaving the panthers for the rest of his career.
>all 2 years of it

doggers can go fetch the puck that some tryhard slaps halfway across the lake

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He's the best of those 3 though

fuck off sunbelt retard

Malkin has more postseason points than Auston Matthews, Connor McDavid, Jonathan Toews, and Patrick Kane combined.

I don't think Pittsburgh can be stopped this year

Just you wait.

I'm GOATaGOATan

True. But being the best, his franchise wouldn't let him go so easily. He's the glue that's holding that shit show together. Other than Jagr, Marchessault, and that one guy. In retrospect, they probably will need the cap space next year.

>implying they'll get past the >rags

Only matchup I'm considering swapping is Montreal-NYR, I think the Habs could win the next two.

Apart from that, this is what will become.

Why do any of you think the quackers will make it this far?

Pekka in da hous

Getzlaf, Perry, Kesler will get by Rinne, even if they have to play dirty. And Edmonton's stars are underdelivering.

>Getzlaf relevant
t. ducks fan. nothing on the ducks is getting past rinne. the preds aren't pushovers like the blots. if you get rough, they can get rough right back and still win. it is inevitable, the oilers will advance.

>Getzlaf relevant

Getzlaf is the best player on your team by a mile.

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>And Edmonton's stars are underdelivering.
this. refpuck and french manlets have been their lifeline in the playoffs so far

finland is nigger

this is the gayest post

Ducks will choke at some point.

This will be the final.

It's what Bettman wants as well.

cbssports.com/nhl/news/nhl-official-sues-dennis-wideman-calgary-flames-for-10-million-over-collision/

discuss

no sympathy for the ref, he had it coming

>getting swept so hard you get sued

trips of truth unfortunately. oilels memeing their way to the cup.

don't tell me what to do you cock sucking faggot

He's dazed as hell. You can clearly see that he's not thinking straight on his way back to the box. I think its unfair desu senpai.

I hope McDavid gets put in his place. He's still miles away from Crosby's level for now, will have to keep practicing for a few more years.

>the (((NHL))) expects me to believe that Connor McCuckold is so good that he is a dozen points better than Sidney Crosby
>in order for them to make him a 100 point player they had to give him assists to the tune of 2.333 for every 1(one) goal he scored cause he wasn't even in the top 20 for goalscorers
>they not only expect me to not be suspicious of the absolutely preposterous statline of 30/70/100, they want me to cheer for him

>Bishops going to Vegas
.... you realize Vegas cant pick UFAs, right?

>Crosby Fossilman

He hasn't been relevant for 3 years.

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Guentzel has more goals them all combined too

He's still the highest scorer in the league even though he doesn't try very hard now that he has all the hardware and lost the fire. And a great playmaker.

>say retarded statement
>get responded with facts
>post reddit photo

Typical burger

1/10, Sup Forumsposting needs work.
>20 years no cup
git gud.

kek

Crosgod just saves all his energy for the ploffs.

>screenshot of a video
dumb phone poster

>lost the fire
He loses steam early on in the regular season. Relying on the goon can only get you so far.

But he probably still wants to be seen as the best hockey player. So I'm betting his fire would reignite if he's pitted 1v1 against McDavid in the SCF, and we'd see him try his hardest again.

>he actually sits at a "battlestation"
Pathetic

>he doesnt phonepost while shitting for maximum shitposting potential

Kys

posting this more isn't going to make it true

>slumping over your """"""""""battlestation""""""""""" in the basement next to your cum socks and piss jugs
Pathetic

dumb proxy fag

Whatever makes you feel better at your crusty desktop, lad

i sit at my desk in my office shitposting
is this my battlestation?

Gretzky had that similar statline ratio in many of his seasons

>1985–86 Edmonton Oilers NHL 80 52 163 215 46 +71

Perhaps. I always hope for the best but prepare for the worst when it comes to the pongs.

>using an actual computer
>bad

This is why underage faggots don't make OC, sweeties and honeybuns.

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Was he 25th place in goals too?

just don't reply to them and they'll get bored

>haters cant even comprehend that the great one was the literal definition on "mcsecondary"

the league has come so far, and yet we are still so alike our previous representatives