ITT: Post obvious warning signs that someone is a pleb

ITT: Post obvious warning signs that someone is a pleb

>they have more than 10 albums that they consider to be perfect

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>they like Grimes

>they use the word "wank"

>OK Computer or Kid A is their favorite Radiohead album

>They make threads about other people being plebs for self-validation

they listen to rap "music"

>they think In Rainbows was one of the weaker albums

But In Rainbows is the choice for plebs that think they're thinking outside the box
Not even top 5

>says anything about radiohead that isn't that they outgrew them when they were 17

t. 17 and a half year old

this. every "le quirky indie girl" type i knew in high school was obsessed with Weird Fishes

Well, here's the thing, you are right on saying is an album that plebs think are having an unique taste for saying is their favorite from Radiohead, but actual patricians know that it is the best from them, semi-patricians say that is not even inthe top 5, but this is a lie, real patricians know it's onw of their best records.

god you guys are such dweebs sometimes.

>hahahha hipster girls listen to it its garbage lmfao
Not an argument.

I wasn't having an argument you fucking spaz

they like william basinski

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>They don't play an instrument

i guess i'm a pleb then

Listening to music for the lyrics is the ultimate mark of the plebeian

>thinks kanye west is something special and not just mediocre hip hop
Kanye West is objectively trash.

They have less than ten favorite albums.
They hate Grimes.
They don't use the term "wank".
They like Radiohead at all.
They refuse to listen to rap.
They hate William Basinksi.
They don't listen to music for the lyrics.
They hate Kanye West.

>likes grimes
>not pleb
kek this is the worst opinion itt.

>"i like everything except rap and country"

>still listens to the radio

>they only like songs that have a beat

when people say this, do they mean anything with like an electronic beat, anything with any strong percussion, or is it another way of saying they listen to everything? I never understood this one

"my favorite band is gorrilaz"

>over 50% of their total albums listened to are from one decade
>over 50% of their total albums listened to are from one genre

I call it the Mark Ronson argument. It means they only listen to music that was made for people to dance to. In other words: music made for entertainment and/or commercial purposes, not out of artistic vision.

>they find The King Of Limbs the worst RH album

>they listen to godspeed you fat shit

1. Amnesiac
2. A Moon Shaped Pool
3. Kid A
4. OK Computer
5. The Bends

Keep crying Dream Theater fan

>still rating radioshit albums in 2018
here's the pleb, op

>sometimes

>they rate any album in the mucore chart below an 8

spotted the pleb

>likes reddiopleb

>listens to metal unironically

they enjoy alvvays

thinks pop is a good genre

They enjoy (and argue in favor of)
-Grimes
-Weezer
-Mr. Bungle
-Oasis
-Blur
-Nas
-Tupac
-William Basinski
-Les Rallizes Denudes
-CHVRCHES & Lauren Mayberry
-"not excluding yourself to one genre"
-nu-GY!BE and nu-post-rock in general
much much more but that's off the top of my head

T. pleb.

>Can't finish a song without skipping

>they think a perfect score means "perfect" and not "as high as the scale goes"

>Can't finish a song without skipping
herp derp this song is utter garbo better force myself through the entire thing for the sake of the imaginary concept I ascribe to this album

>mu in 2017

Their only Death Grips song they've listened to is Guillotine

They think Death Grips is a meme

>they open Sup Forums threads about plebs to pretend they're not pleb themselves

Look at this pleb in denial

this. the musically inept have nothing to say about the music itself.

>no user i mean rap like DF MOOM and bu-wang clan
>of course i still listen to hip hop, i love migos

can dance music not be artistic? the only thing that makes it "dancey" imo is the style of percussion, which is the only limiting factor.
>youtube.com/watch?v=Q04ILDXe3QE
this is a dancey track but i would hardly classify it as commercial/entertainment

this but reverse

>the absolute state of nu/mu/

this
bonus points if they try to talk about theory

>they listen to music exclusively for enjoyment instead of mental excercise

>tfw I only listen to muzak that timulates my post-frontal corefex

>William Basinski

Take that back

>they don't think AMSP is Radiohead's best record

gorrrrrrrilaz

>"This song is too long"
>Song is four and a half minutes long

They say that Pink Floyd is for normies

They like Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Pale Cocoon, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, DNA, Peter Brötzmann, Natalie Rose LeBrecht, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Haruomi Hosono, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Nara Leão, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, zeitkratzer, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Jorge Ben, Aporea, Half Japanese, Pelt, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Hijokaidan, Harry Partch, Frances Baskerville, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, Djeli Moussa Diawara, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Raphael Rogiński, Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze or Kaoru Abe

>they browse Sup Forums

Agree with most, although I still enjoy Bar Kokhba to some extent

>le current year non argument

This is half of my music library

its funny to see how quickly the opinions can swing when Sup Forums realizes a band they like disagrees with them on politics
just fyi: most bands are either liberals or leftists

>Weezer
:(

I have nothing from those artists on my playlist, do I pass?

>william basinski
>memeing about post-rock and trying to draw lines in the sand
(you)

Its not something to be proud of.

No, you fail in the worst way possible. Leave.

How many on that list have you even heard a single song by?

Around 3/4, unless I hear something I really like I tend not to delve in to an artists discography. I will give a listen to something if recommended, but that doesn't mean I'll become a fan.

Was he really gonna kys himself?

they like chinese football

Nothing personal.

>memeing about post-rock
What.

I feel this way about anyone that listens to anything ironically

pleb = easy listening, then?

>they stream their music

>"is it on spotify?"

They like music

>Kendrick is my favorite rapper

Progtard detected

>They give any of Kanye's solo albums less than an 8
Surefire way to detect a pleb right off the bat

Then you're probably a poser.

>"I listen to my music on youtube"

>"Do you like low fi hip hop?"

>they don't know the lyrics to the songs, or care
>they care too much about lyrics

>only ever listens to the "classics" of a genre abstract refuses to dig deeper
>dismisses the "classics" of a genre and claims they're bad because they're entry-level

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>nothing is an argument

Limiting oneself from listening to certain genres is the sign of ultimate plebhood.

>They have to listen to an album multiple times to "get" it

This. The Disintegration Loops is pretentious and mediocre at best.

>hating on LRD
Ultimate pleb detected.

>lists rymcore
Babby's first bait

When someone filters this much you know he's a pleb

>caring about other peoples opinion on you in Sup Forums

>having opinions