Query: How do I make my waifu real?

Query: How do I make my waifu real?

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We can make anime 'real' for ourselves, then have sex with our waifus, simply by using manojava siddhi (which is the ability to instantly take your body wherever your mind goes, which is basically teleportation) to teleport ourselves into a universe where anime is 'real'. In the ancient Sanskrit language of India, the word 'siddhi' means 'perfection'. In its most common usage, the word 'siddhi' refers to an ability that is a natural and inherent faculty of our true identities as eternally alive souls. The soul is smaller than an atom and larger than the universe. The soul is infinitely small and infinitely large. The soul is ALL-PERFECT AND EVER-PERFECT. The soul is the storehouse of ALL ENERGY, ALL POWER AND ALL STRENGTH. The soul is PURE CONSCIOUSNESS. The soul possesses ALL siddhis and there are an INFINITE number of siddhis. Among all of these siddhis, there are considered to be eight major siddhis. Siddhis can be awakened through a variety of methods. In Patanjali's Yoga Sutras IV.1, it is stated:

"Siddhis may be attained through birth, the use of herbs, incantations, self-discipline or samadhi."

Here is a list of the eight major siddhis (in no particular order):

Laghima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as light as you want.

Garima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as heavy as you want.

Mahima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as large as you want.

Anima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as small as you want.

Prapti siddhi: Having unrestricted access to any and/or all places.

Prakamya siddhi: Fulfillment of whatever you desire.

Isitva siddhi: Control over any and/or all of the laws of nature.

Vasitva siddhi: Being able to control any and/or all beings.

"A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (end of part 1)

(start of part 2) You can awaken your siddhis through samyama, which is a state of consciousness in which one perceives the fundamental level of 'reality' where a perceiving subject (like you, for example) is merged with your perceived object. For example, to achieve laghima siddhi, you have to perform samyama on the lightness of a feather (for example) so that you become as light as that feather (or that you become the lightness of that feather, if you want to look at it that way). (end of part 2)

(start of part 3) Some people sneer at the siddhis because they do not believe in their existence, others because they think it is noble and spiritual to despise them. Both attitudes proceed from ignorance. Like that kike Jesus Christ said truly "Be in the world, but not of the world." If you realise that this world is naught but Maya and are not attached to it, then you can play with it and have fun with it. Siddhis only keep you tied to Samsara if you are attached to them. The siddhis in and of themselves are neither good nor evil, but represent the next level of both humanity's physical evolution and humanity's mental evolution. Siddhis are only a spiritual hazard if you are attached to them. Yogis know that the siddhis can be a distraction to the true spiritual goal of moksha if they are not used properly and that is why they NEVER use their siddhis for ego-based reasons, but ONLY to help other people without ANY desire to be rewarded and also as calling cards to make people accept that there is indeed a spiritual component to 'reality' that exists beyond the reach of the five senses. Anime won't ever BECOME 'real' because anime is ALREADY 'real' in an infinite number of universes. Anime is not 'real' here, but it IS 'real'. What we call 'reality' is illusory and therefore malleable. NOTHING is impossible in a universe that is ILLUSORY TO BEGIN WITH. EVERYTHING IS ILLUSORY, EXCEPT FOR PURE CONSCIOUSNESS ITSELF (WHICH IS INFINITE AND ETERNAL). I shall use manojava siddhi to teleport into a universe where anime is 'real' and make sweet, sweet love to one of my waifus there. Indians can teach us how to enter these other universes to make sweet, sweet love to our waifus through manojava siddhi. (end of part 3)

(start of part 4) Once I teleport my waifu into this universe using manojava siddhi, I will use manojava siddhi to teleport my waifu and I into a Star Wars universe, then travel to Naboo, then have a date with my waifu on Naboo. Then I will teleport my waifu back into this universe using manojava siddhi and then I will use anima siddhi (which is the ability to make your body and/or anything else as small as you want) to shrink the Moon until it can fit in the palm of my hand. Then I will turn the Moon into a necklace for my waifu. (end)

Either descend into madness so you can't tell the difference between your delusions and reality, or pic related. The closest you can get without doing either of those is VR.

If your image is your waifu, please pic related.

Tulpa

B U M P

This. Use the tulpa-manifesting siddhi!

bump for interest

she could be real?

Yes, because of siddhis.

Put away the anime and find a real human..... They live outside of your basement.

Well, you could start by studying medicine, from a strongly chemical perspective. You then need your doctorate in a DNA related subject. Then go work for a chinese company with no qualms regarding genetic manipulation of the human genome. Create a serum which when applied to a human fetus, tailors growth to mert the desired specifications at full maturity.
Another idea is to study AI and robotics, which you will apply to a sex doll you retrofit with built in servos and shit to create a humanoid replica of your waifu. The advantage of the robotic one is you don't have to watch it die, but the disadvantage is realistic AI is fucking complicated.

very carefully

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Or you could become a master psychologist and find a young impressionable human to form into the likeness of your waifu as she matures

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Chance of success:
0.1%:

What you need:
IQ over 160 at LEAST
you need to start early, so if you are to old and are on the wrong path it won't work
Great Social Skills for manipulating people and making corporate connections. (This won't work if your looks are less then 9/10)
The will to do anything and everything for your goal.
You also need a personality that allows you to work for 80 hours a week

The plan:
First Study CS.
Make a PHD in CS.
Start a Business in AI. (For what you are planing you need your own business, you can't just join google)
Make an AI library with closed source that is superior to google.
Win the AI race, with your own personal AI.
Let the AI improve itself exponentially.
This is where your social skills come in, bemuse the government WILL ban it and or kill you if they find out what you are planning, so you have to manipulate them into thinking you are fine.
Now you have a AI that is so faaar beyond humans that you can't even understand it, but it can understand you.
And now you give it it's purpose for existence:
MAKE MY WAIFU REAL!
And if it is at all possible, it will be done.

Basically what people are telling you is that you need ascension for this:

Psionic ascension

Biological ascension

Synthetic ascension

Trips of truth! I am the siddhiposter and I completely agree with you.

Yep, and nice trips