waifu
Waifu
What do you mean, abused -_-
(UN waif)
not in my area, lonely boi here
They all stayed in my hometown when I moved out
I want to die
I'll be ur bf
I like that pic
first saya now you ; - ;
I wish I could replicate it
Sort of the opposite of what happened to me
Do you get lonely?
...
-___-
sometimes, I used work to distract me from it. Now that I'm on vacation, it's another story
Still alive I guess
>>claimed
it's actually worse because it gives konata a penis
off to hell with you
that's a plus really
The dick makes it cuter.
Cute
only if it's a cute dick
"k"
oh so you dont mind if i see your neko Astolfo while i'm there?
That's a shame
Maybe you could make friends outside of the military
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duke
youtube.com
Come back soon.
Klonata
i see
I haven't considered this possibility
You may go to neko heaven
I could if I bothered, I'm not socially inept.
Hi Saika
who?
she take off her shoe
i take out my erection
Wanna die kiddo?
have a nice day duke
fag
Well you're in the military so I'm sure you're fit
I'm a bit surprised you don't have a significant other
Are you leaving?
Yeah sorry I guess it was sudden, I'm gonna nap
that's a retarded question to ask
it me, pans
not everyone is fit my dude, I'm pretty average.
why? I'm not that interesting of a person.
You don't give yourself enough credit I don't think.
Ah
I knew you didn't
I wouldn't expect you to just be average
well, if I ever end up in Canada we could be uninteresting together
Neko heaven better consist of headpats and naps
a few bad break-ups do that uwu
Self preservation reflex would kick in anyway
Average within my unit at least.
Boring squad, local pubs better watch out for us
And comfy bed to nap on
It's the best place nekos go
one day he'll be mine
They can have that effect, yeah.
...
Really? How big are you?
Hello Rory, how is your morning?
Its nice and chill.
my man
True
do you like ritsu
yeah why
youtu.be
I'm around 5 foot 9 and weigh 170lbs
Damn, you're short
i was wondering why you sent that "my man" clip
Well, it slowed down, might as well take a bath
I'm assuming it won't last
Yeah, I guess you are pretty average then
Well, as long as you don't consider the fact that Canada is waddling behind the U.S. with an obesity problem
ritsy canonically has no nipples
How did you come to that conclusion
Taking a bath sounds kind of comfy right now tbh
Fat.
No, theres nothing going on today.
see
What happened to "don't mess with me and I won't mess with you"?
i wasnt messing with you. i was serious
damn
There's a reason I don't talk to you
177cm master race uwu
that weight is in muscle don't worry :^)
go back to disliking me, skeletor
Fat and short.
but you just were and still are
i just wanna be frends ;_;
183cm master race
I'm fat :(
Make me, it shouldn't be hard if that's what you really want.
Fat and tall.
me_irl
I thought you were just some random user until I realized the IP count didn't go up
I don't
more like
damn
it's too easy :(
I can bench your weight uwu
t h i c c
meanie we used to be friends
im lonely ;_;
>We used to be friends
D O U B T
"multiple personas"
damn
Wish I was taller tbh
Nah, just fat
thats because you avatarpost pretending you're an anime girl on anonymous imageboard for fun
I'm fine with my height. Weight is another story
10 more lbs pls, I wanna be more muscular uwu
>Anywhere below 6'0
Assad Boi
Lift me daddy uwu. I'm 55kg now.
Misunderstandings happen and we still didn't talk about it :thonk:
Nah, larping is gay.
>anywhere above 1 waifu
Stfu chaotic
>Stfu chaotic
Why?
At least my face is cute
You can't say the same my dudebro
you got even more skele wtf
wanna get angry again or not? Cuz I haven't said a word to your guy in a hot minute
...
Is he the infamous Rin Sabertoga?
Touche
Shiiieet
Yes
Infamous though? I guess it depends on who's telling the story
>more muscular
With those noodle arms? Never gunna happen. :^)
Sabrintoga*
Cute
>noodle arms
Who are you to talk :^)
Yeah. He got bullied by Syndra and switched TWICE from bulli
get destroyed scunt :triumph:
how's second best Stay/night?
Says you, I bet I can drift better than you
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
>noodle arms
>coming from this soyboy