Philadelphia Phillies (6-9) vs. Atlanta Braves (6-9) game thread

Hellickson vs. Colon

loser falls into the NL Least basement. Let's go!

B I G

S E X Y

I miss him so much.

t. Mets fan.

HAIL TO THE CAESAR

Perfect game alert

>FATOLO

what a joke

This thread is alive.

At the bar but go phills. Hellicksonn dealing

Were getting umpd

This feels like a bullpen implosion ep

Just have to hope the offense can score some more runs

Wew well its over

Freeman is the trout of the nl

Why hellickson still?

He's only at about 80 pitches.

Let him ride it out. He's dealing

Because you don't burn your bullpen out in game one of a series.

Hail to vesar

Pls doobs I love u

Ugh those were so low

why is philly so segregated?

2 should be enough

5 more

Neris gonna finish it off ayy? We good

Why are you posting under "Rollind"

On mobile mistyped. Too lazy to fix

Neris pls

Neris... Its k just a solo shot

What happened at bat stopped working

rain delay you poor motherfucker

Keep me updated this bar WiFi is shit

We starting again

>yfw you finish jerking it right when the game comes back from rain delay

Back on, one out

Old man Kemp flied out, two out.

Neris gives up a single. >barves baserunner on first.

No home run pls neris bb

Dumb fuck Brandon Phillips gets a single. >barves at first and second.

Neris gives up 3-run home run to Flowers. Fans start throwing batteries onto the field.

....and all this while you're still a virgin.

Not if your uncle has anything to say about it

I already went in that hole. Enjoy your sloppy seconds, queer.

That's not quite what I meant

Neris with the strikeout. Good guys win.

Neris had it all along

Why are barves fans so painfully unfunny?

Who cares what you meant retard.

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Nowhere else to go but up, user