Game 1
Fiers vs Cobb
About to start
ASTROS @ RAYS GAME THREAD
Rays winning the Worlds Eries this year
LESGO
dubs and Fiers throws a no-no tonight
post yfw Jaden Smith walks across the field in the 7th inning and puts on a Houston uniform
Springer tha god
S P R O U B LE
D O U B L E
Welp, GG 'Stros
HONEY DICK COMIN THRU
it's over, brehs
Do the Rays haev a meme feild or was that thing hit 600 feet?
622 feet to be exact
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Dubs and Fiers is perfect the rest of the game
BELTRAN
BELT ONE (juan)
BIG DADDY BELTRAN!
THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY SHORTSTOP BABY
>Tips cap
what a throw
AND THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY CENTER FIELD, FELLAS
What
the fuck
that was impressive. I ain't even mad.
should be 2-1 fugg
Me neither
>tips another cap
Should be 3-1 actually.
MY DICK IS ABOUT TO EXPLODEEEEEE
This is getting kinda old already tbH
This defensive and offensive 9 inning highlight reel
Okay guys I'm back down to earth. I apologize for the caps spree.
lol @ that Morrison hair cut
Based Springer
still nice to see Breg making plays
So sad that we lost Kalas to you Astros bros, you got a good one there.
I didn't like him at first, but he's really grown on me. He and Blum make a great team.
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Ayyyy lmao
More like Mike I-hope-he-ret-iers
what a tag
Get ready to get swept Astros
2 sweeps in a row, coming right up
Both 1 in their division
McCann will drive in these runs
why so dead, please watch my team
Altuve picked off again? Sucks to be a manlet.
GIDP please
Ok, I'm back. It's the 6th inning, so the offense should be waking up right about now.
Kill me
Bretty solid defense from both teams so far
WOOO BABY LETS GO
>Incoming triple play
SPRINGER DINGER INCOMING
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Sup Forumsstros!
Nori has put together enough good at bats lately that I no longer hate him
HAHAHAHA
JUST
...
He hasn't been having any bad at bats to star the season
He isn't another Kaz Matsui, friend.
Please let the manlet something brilliant here
When did Diaz get so skinny?
>give up the winning run
>celebrate
kek
He's definitely a lot better than I expected. We've seen some clutch swings from him already. Idk, he just seemed weak at first, but he's grown on me.
>winning
>win
Pretty sure Yuli just had to poop real quick
You read that right, my friend
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those are sick, w2c?
Last 3 digits of this post determine how many feet Correa hits the ball his next time up
Wish I knew. They showed them at the perfect time to reply to you lol.
>tfw no Max Headroom broadcast crew
And get this, the dude looking into the camera/your soul is named Dwayne Staats. Is there a better baseball name?
....maybe they'll decide to hit next inning...?
barely
Officially conceded to Dick Pole of the Beavers
>the city of Even Long girly
I love this team
what a meme game this has become
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE DALI, HE HAS A MUSEUM IN TAMPA!
REEEEEEEEEEE
gg
>implying the Astros playing like they are lately isn't the most surreal art possible
why are we so good?
Derek Norris's beard is ELITE
It was destined to be so
I know there's a wild pitch, but is there such thing as a wild swing?
Bringing Giles in with a bigger lead is a good idea imo because he needs to build his confidence up without killing us. But Hoyt would also benefit from that kind of lower-pressure experience, so idk.
You mean like a flying bat or what?
Only two more outs brehs
>referring to Altuve's awkward, barely foul swing
GG 'Stros bros, see you guys tomorrow
Astros Win
GILES, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
GG rays bros, y'all are alright
You guys have our Kalas. Nothing but respect.
I promise we'll take care of him