ASTROS @ RAYS GAME THREAD

Game 1
Fiers vs Cobb
About to start

Rays winning the Worlds Eries this year

LESGO

dubs and Fiers throws a no-no tonight

post yfw Jaden Smith walks across the field in the 7th inning and puts on a Houston uniform

Springer tha god

S P R O U B LE
D O U B L E

Welp, GG 'Stros

HONEY DICK COMIN THRU

it's over, brehs

Do the Rays haev a meme feild or was that thing hit 600 feet?

622 feet to be exact

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Dubs and Fiers is perfect the rest of the game

BELTRAN
BELT ONE (juan)

BIG DADDY BELTRAN!

THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY SHORTSTOP BABY

>Tips cap

what a throw

AND THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY CENTER FIELD, FELLAS

What

the fuck

that was impressive. I ain't even mad.

should be 2-1 fugg

Me neither
>tips another cap

Should be 3-1 actually.

MY DICK IS ABOUT TO EXPLODEEEEEE

This is getting kinda old already tbH

This defensive and offensive 9 inning highlight reel

Okay guys I'm back down to earth. I apologize for the caps spree.

lol @ that Morrison hair cut

Based Springer

still nice to see Breg making plays

So sad that we lost Kalas to you Astros bros, you got a good one there.

I didn't like him at first, but he's really grown on me. He and Blum make a great team.

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Ayyyy lmao

More like Mike I-hope-he-ret-iers

what a tag

Get ready to get swept Astros

2 sweeps in a row, coming right up

Both 1 in their division

McCann will drive in these runs

why so dead, please watch my team

Altuve picked off again? Sucks to be a manlet.

GIDP please

Ok, I'm back. It's the 6th inning, so the offense should be waking up right about now.

Kill me

Bretty solid defense from both teams so far

WOOO BABY LETS GO

>Incoming triple play

SPRINGER DINGER INCOMING

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Sup Forumsstros!

Nori has put together enough good at bats lately that I no longer hate him

HAHAHAHA

JUST

...

He hasn't been having any bad at bats to star the season

He isn't another Kaz Matsui, friend.

Please let the manlet something brilliant here

When did Diaz get so skinny?

>give up the winning run
>celebrate
kek

He's definitely a lot better than I expected. We've seen some clutch swings from him already. Idk, he just seemed weak at first, but he's grown on me.

>winning
>win

Pretty sure Yuli just had to poop real quick

You read that right, my friend

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those are sick, w2c?

Last 3 digits of this post determine how many feet Correa hits the ball his next time up

Wish I knew. They showed them at the perfect time to reply to you lol.

>tfw no Max Headroom broadcast crew

And get this, the dude looking into the camera/your soul is named Dwayne Staats. Is there a better baseball name?

....maybe they'll decide to hit next inning...?

barely

Officially conceded to Dick Pole of the Beavers

>the city of Even Long girly

I love this team

what a meme game this has become

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE DALI, HE HAS A MUSEUM IN TAMPA!

REEEEEEEEEEE

gg

>implying the Astros playing like they are lately isn't the most surreal art possible

why are we so good?

Derek Norris's beard is ELITE

It was destined to be so

I know there's a wild pitch, but is there such thing as a wild swing?

Bringing Giles in with a bigger lead is a good idea imo because he needs to build his confidence up without killing us. But Hoyt would also benefit from that kind of lower-pressure experience, so idk.

You mean like a flying bat or what?

Only two more outs brehs

>referring to Altuve's awkward, barely foul swing

GG 'Stros bros, see you guys tomorrow

Astros Win

GILES, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

GG rays bros, y'all are alright

You guys have our Kalas. Nothing but respect.

I promise we'll take care of him