Chicago Cubs @ Cincinnati Reds

Lester vs. Adleman

reclaiming the division edition

lgtss

wew

he never gets doubled up

yeah

Time to see if the Reds are as good as it seems.

>cubs
>good

fuck Lester

Baez was a mistake

kek

>reds fans already bootyblasted because they know based Lester is going to pound them in the ass for 7 innings

Cozart is world class

>tfw Lester will never gently embrace you from behind while he penetrates your virgin boipucci

Life isn't worth living desu

what an idiotic thing to say

Reds are such a great team this year.

I know right

there is no way he has a virgin boipucci

Addison's jimmies r Russeled

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That was the farthest one hes hit as a cub. by a wide margin

>le GIDP man hits a HR

Really activates your almonds

Heyward just obliterated that ball holy fuck

434ft

He hasn't really been GIDP man this season though

I know I'm just memeing

takes more than 3 weeks of disciplined batting to break that nickname

>Cubs fans

le 2 extra basehits this season man

Sure, but that just hasn't been a problem for him yet this season though

>Kozár

>Le yips man actually throwing to first without fucking up

hes not bad at throwing to first base underhand

>Lelster

Nice.

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based baez

J A V Y
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Just call him boomblast Baez

>tfw boom boom bynum is long dead

>Cubs projected to win 91 games
>in reality they won't even win 80

Get fucked chiraq

dont worry, come august the resd will be in the cellar of the central and the cubs will be on top

>mfw the future looks great

>resd will be in the cellar of the central
You misspelled Pittsburgh.

Try not to let him get hurt so he can sign a monster deal with the doyers in a few years

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Just a hit, dammit.

Eumemenio

Can someone explain how the fuck did a literal who like Dexter Fowler make the All Star last year?

>Kozár

he was hitting 300ish and leading the nl in runs scored

Russia.

Having a Black president gave him a bonus to his hitting skill.

>300ish
.270 actually

then he probably got bandwagon voted in

funny he's regressed hard so far this season
heyward's curse hit him too?

Jesters pester Lester

BIG

TIME

JIMMY

GRIMM

>Justin Grimm

GG guys we'll cya tomorrow

#blacklivesmatter

Currently, the hungry soul of Mike Brown is depleting him of good play.

>loaded bases
ayy

>walking a nigger by the name if billy hamilton

>the city of cubs pitching

>Grimm looking to build on that 8.10 era

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>maddon
>thinking he can manage


le mastermind manager

Grimm's next relief appearance better be in DesMoines

>WS champs walking runs in
>Cusb

This is such a bizarro year compared to last season

Schwarber is the Sam Bradford of baseball

baez is a madman

Jesus fuck, just one hit.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GO REDS MOTHERFUCKER
:)

No.

>hudy

enjoy fourth place and after this year fifth for many years

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IPA is the shittiest, hipster numale tier beer ever invented. Faggots could be drinking some top tier Belgian or stout and they consciously choose to drink that overhopped meme swill instead.

>EUROPE IZ ALWAYZ BETTER THAN THE USA!!!!!! JON OLIVER TOLD ME SO!!!!

>not liking IPA means you hate America
Those are some nigger tier mental gymnastics right here. The US produces some pretty good beers that aren't shitty IPAs.

the thing is that IPAs are good

They're fucking garbage.

GET A FUCKING HIT WITH RISP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>those last two innings

Well, see you next game.

this guy right here is a fucking moron

yes kbs is excellent, and so are some ipas

kys nigger

This is one of the worst umps I've ever seen

Fuck off numale

karma is a bitch

k

I know, we should get female umps instead

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Sup faggot. You were right.

RIZZED

right when you posted that the ump took a pitch to the mask


>RIZZO

Wrigley East!

Oh absolutely grill power. But really they should use technology instead.

Im such a fag

Stay away so we'll win

still have to rely on the

>pen

Price strikes again

He looks pissed

Yeah all those Indiana bumpkins cranked up their tractors and drove to Cincy today

>tfw hes been gone for nearly 2 years

need to update it for grimm i guess, but schlitter just sounds more appropriate