/hoc/ Round 1 nearly done edition

CAL:Sean Monahan will have wrist surgery
SJ:Report: Burns, Karlsson, Hedman Norris picks
TOR:Matthews highlights Calder Trophy finalists
EDM:Desharnais plays OT hero in Game 5
NAS:Predators win GM 4, complete sweep of Hawks
NYR:Zibanejad scores in OT, NYR lead Habs 3-2
PIT:Kessel has 3 pts, Pens advance to 2nd round
CLM:Nick Foligno (LBI) out Game 5 vs Penguins
EDM:Drake Caggiula skates with McDavid, Draisaitl
BUF:Sabres fire Bylsma and GM Tim Murray
BOS:Patrice Bergeron up for another Selke Trophy
ANA:John Gibson completes series sweep

sens will win the cup

Ummmmmm no sugar

Is there a player that is more "> our guy" than phil

I'm going to allow this

Do other NHL teams do this?

I can already tell the caps are gonna lose this game

McMeme is close, he is a weeb

every pro sport team does

>DC mcdonalds

Couldn't pay me to eat there

SENS VS. BRUINS

hockey? more like cookie hehe

>McDavid is a weeb
Say wut?

Someone posted an interview about him a couple nights ago that said in his free time he studies Japanese and watches cartoons. He looks like a weeb.

is there any way to watch ahl playoff streams?

Pierre McGuire

you can say it 10 times a game for the rest of the playoffs.

NHL officials are awful and your not fooling anyone.

>yfw he probably shitposts on Sup Forums and Sup Forums

>Sup Forums
>Not /d/ or /c/

Wow.

>M/c/Davi/d/

o no i shouldn't have posted this

Are Oilers the Redpill of hockey?
They bring the meat and potatoes both on and off the ice.

>M/c/D/a/vi/d/

Might as well add /m/ as well. Maybe he likes evangelion or Megas XLR

MUSLIMS STRIKE AGAIN

F

>Based off of oil workers
>in a very cold city, less fags
>Fans are pretty good
>Oil girls
>Hunter
>Rogers looks amazing
>Pulu as a coming star
>Beat up pussy sharks fans

Yeah they're redpilled

#PrayforOvechkin

The autism is starting to make sense now...

Kadri or that attack in France

Besides, who removes kebabs in the NHL?

f is for faggot

>ovie ded

Now that Ovi is ded, will the caps finally win a cup?

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE BRUINS WERE KILL

Which leaf teen will they murder? I hope they go for Andersen instead

probably, with holtby they won't give up another goal

>Get nose bleed
>FUCKING OILERS FANS REEEEEE
Embarrassing desu

lol another city of white niggers acting like thugs

kek

Can anyone upload a webm of Ovi's injury with a small Stanley Cup flying out of his knee at the moment of injury?

>not thinking women look cute with cuts and bruises

The Preds have a deal with Wendy's where if they score 4 goals people get free frosties

That you Schweinsteiger?

Rags also have this deal with Papa J's
It almost bancrupt Papa at the start of the season lol

m/c/d/a/v/i/d/

Oh that seems better then what's here in NYC. Isles have nothing. If anything, it would be a discount at Starbucks or chipotle after a win

What is Vancouver?

Pretty much. Who's his waifu?

Yui from K-On!

>tfw no finnish goaltending

haha fuck her

this
>f
ucking new

holy shit you dumb phone poster how dumb are you

go ahead try to call me new. come up with something retard

Don is fucking based

lonely bobrovsky

Rask is playing tonight.

...

Timely post.

Don cherry is a based man with good wardrobe

>this triggered
watch the game and try to relax, newfriend.

How bad can eastern conference be when teams like boston and ottawa are in?

so classy

He'd make a convincing pimp

>triggered
>newfriend
come on kid let's do this. give me one reason to think you've been here longer than me. this these threads have been nothing but people talking about reddit and calling other people new.

show me you're not projecting, give me anything to think you're not lying

why is he wearing a Boston outfit today though? Isn't he a Canadian?

shit year for **our** conference desu senpai
just awful.

it really shouldn't be this easy. if people keep calling you "new", at some point you have to start considering the common denominator here.

He coached the Bruins in the 70s.

Maybe he just hates Ottawa.

western got Calgary and Chicago, not much of a difference desu

that the only people that shout "new" are people that are "new". come on waiting for anything here to prove to me you've been here for more than 2 years

Wait, who's he the main announcer for again?
Isn't it the flyers?

go away

>i feel the need to prove myself to this tibetan sewing machine image sharing forum
not even worth the (You)s at this point.

?

>Cherry has shit tastes
>Hates on the best Canadian team

Sounds about right.

what brand of water is kassian drinking?

is it bonaqua?

so nothing? you're new and you call other people new to make yourself feel smart because you can't win an argument otherwise? let me guess, you're the one who calls everything reddit too

Seriously, why is it this fucking easy?
It shouldn't even TAKE you 2 years to be able to see through level of shit tier trolling. This is embarrassing.

>Ovie gets his ACL torn by Nazem Mehmet Abdul Akbar
>Back to start the 2nd
THE RUSSIAN MACHINE NEVER BREAKS

It better be...

Is Ovie's career over?

so he'll be playing even worse than before?

reply to the wrong person retard?

...

the ussr was out of left leg ACLs so they gave him a right leg ACL in his left leg. let's see how it works out

ovie is a douche

moving on, who scored the goal in the caps game? i just got home.

oshie

fuck off grease

LMAO ovi literally dove and is now playing again.
Caps fans literally hate crosby for the same bullshit.

LAFFS SCARRRRRRR

FUCK THE WASHINGTON CRYERS

everybody hates crysby because hes a fucking cockmongler

get memed on

ITT babbys first playoffs
inb4 "p-prove it!"

oops

>laffs might advance

if toronto and edmonton win their series imma fucking scream

>worrying
>about some pig face
LOL

>pig
Oh god you're right. Probably won't be able to unsee it now.

>if
edmonton has already clinched, its just a matter of flying to puerto rico, manhandling the sharks, and flying home before the smell of spic food sinks into their clothes

samefag

>penalize fighting
>it's barbaric and bad pr
>league dirtier than in the 90s
hmmm boggles the mind