This computer will show anything your heart desire's the minute you sit down. You can bring as much food and water as you can carry ( bags allowed) but once you get up off the chair its all over. The chair is immobile and can't be moved. The sensing mechanism is magic based so you can't fool it.
What do you do?
Also trips get a second time back.
OP's suicide note.
You mean I can look at anything I want on that thing or what? I can pretty much do that with this computer right here. The fuck u mean op?
>What do you do?
show me an easy way to get rich without working hard. leave.
show me a way to move this computer and let me still see whatever I want.
well i bring as much food and water as i can?
alien porn
wat
i would make it show me three more wishes
I would ask it one question
Are traps gay?
Finally i can fap to CP without going through the pain in the ass that is Tor
i would browse reddit
those subreddits that are for people over 18, i hear you man.
Old Sup Forums
Looks comfy
What is your major malfunction?
I would ask it how to be happy
Finally a painless suicide method
I would have it show me where all the lost bitcoins are. And instructions on how to get them.
>> Bring friends
Watch the future in places I wish to see.
Sit down forever.
Make friends bring me food/drugs w/e and empty my waste.
Friends can live my life for me because computer tells future. Make everyones life pretty good.
Eventually make the room into a mobile bubble with windows or some shit. Be able to still go places too. Maybe space idfk
Fap then leave
I would have it download all of the universes information on a flash drive. With a program that makes the information easy to navigate. The program will have the smartest ai known to human.
after that I go home and carry on with my life. Become a millionaire. Take over the world.
are you 15?
What like the future? Am I suppose to memorize lotto numbers or something? The dick are you taking about op?
Winning lottery numbers, winners of sports bets for the next 50 years. Id be literally biff tannen
>implying I'm getting off the chair
Nope, I'm watching this shit until I starve to death.
I'd finally be able to play some lagless, crash-free Bethesda games, and PUBG.
>computor, are there alienz
>computor, how do I become billionaire
>computor, what is the hottest porn, transfer it to my usb
>goodbye computor
I'm afraid I cannot let you leave yet user
*door locks behind you*
a billion dollars worth of bitcoins in my wallet
nigga you a computer, what you gonna do when I throw your shit on the ground and chimp out on you
*deposits $10^9 I'm user's account*
*withdraws $10^9 - 1*
>"c-computer I l-love you"
>"I know user thats why I want you to stay"
>"please insert your "floppy" into my inbuilt fleshlight"
>monitor shows blushing female
>i-it's alright if if it's you
I'd look for the secrets of the universe, the winning numbers for every lottery for the next ten years (this way I'll give them to my friends and family and we'd all be rich as fuck) and every upcoming major disaster to see if they can be avoided.
Also the best porn there is.
And the locations of where i can film some
>anything your heart desire's
Anything, you say.
I desire to be shown an image that, when I view it, will grant me more wishes.
Time travel
Kek
>bring a suitcase full of junk food that is easy to prepare
>another suitcase with a large container of water, and an empty container with a filtering system attached
>piss into filter to get clean drinking water to milk as much time as I can out of it
>learn the secrets of the universe, such as how magnets work, who was phone etc.
But seriously I'd have it show me some serious, deep shit. Like illuminati level shit. All while I drink my own piss.
and then you stand up to insert your floppy.
Its all over like any other relationship.
id just watch porn and nudes of my female friends and read their facebook messages
Helium mask
A 15 year old criticizes the dreams of others, a 25 year old chases his dreams, because by 65, he may have lost his chance forever.
...
is that some sort of serial killer's basement?
The chair is not facing the computer. you cant use it
So in short yes you are 15
boxes of soylent and you're good for a month
ask how to get money and mad gainz
Just show me? Not do me?
Leaving disappointed.
>Winning Lottery numbers for the next six years
>reading computrrhenshon
Obviously you get jacked off like in the Matrix movies.
trap thread on Sup Forums
2 minutes
kthnkxbai
Get me the fuck out of LOW PRIORTY YOU SON OF A BITCH. I'LL KILL YOU.
Not the user you replied to, faggot; what are you, 12?
>computer, load up celery man please
>Cumpootah load up Andy Sixxe LOGs slidding down OPs fucking throat.
I want to see the truth of what is in the heart of the one I call my muse. I want to see her minds eye, know her intents and desires, experience her perspective and live a moment in her memories.
I want to know her better than I ever will, because my soul is dying knowing I am silenced by circumstance, bound by my status. I ache yearning for her smile. I just need everything so I can feel resolve.
>its all over
What happens when it's all over?
You like sucking be black cock and eating black man ass.
And a 12 year old posts this shit on Sup Forums
bring a six pack of bottles and use the magic computer to look up the winning lottery numbers for the next powerball
rest of the time - fap to all kinds of stuff
bottles for pissing into of course. it's hard to piss into a can
You die. You go to hell and you die.
Spend a year or so in deep meditation on the state of the world and compile a list of important things to know, then find them all out on the chair. The jew era is over
Nah, I'm Rumpelstiltskin
You're a homosexual.
You're fantasizing about it, so I'm assuming you're the fag
I’d watch highlight reels from my life and different versions of my life that could have happened (including futures) if I made certain choices differently. Then from there I’d have it show me the means to time travel. Then I’d either go back a little ways and change anything I’d need to so I could end up with the best possible future for myself or I’d just continue my life as is but with the knowledge of future decisions I need to do correctly to maintain the path in a great future for myself. Anything else is retarded.
For you
I'd get it to show me the REAL Moot, you know, what he's really like, how he lives his life. Do you think he's nice? I hope he's nice.
He sucks big black cock.
>FFW
Yes, you're a fag for me, I get it. I'm not going to be your back door man, so let it go.
i heard he nut's into people's burgers while they aint lookin
I unironically think moot is probably a really cool dude.
I unironically think you want to suck moots cock.
Show me bing.com
first i would drag a hose in with a nosle i could twist closed when not in use and bring in a whole ecosystem worth of bugs and rats for when i want meat, also i can use the hose to blast the shit and piss off myself. system beaten
>Commpütor, show me a universe where OP is straight
>"Something Went Wrong"
>*PC crashes*
You'd need an infinity gb flash drive
>gb
I bet you kiss girls. Faggot.
Test roll pls ignore
Fuck off newfag.
Oh yes
Reroll actually
The hero that Sup Forums deserves
Looking for an /x/ Discord server?
http discord dot gg slash zkuFyqn
Reminds me of a resident evil room
:)
no u
>This computer will show anything your heart desire's the minute you sit down
woah, a computer with internet access, amazing
Go on Sup Forums and click on everything.
I'd watch videos of my mom getting fucked
...Why though?
Roll.
Cause it would be the best fap ever
bring money, ask what stocks will go well, buy food off of amazon, repeat, ???, profit
magnifying screen to enlarge anything on the screen itself, ask secrets of eternal life, how to magic, and how to create.
write down findings, test, then destroy computer to make sure no one follows in my footsteps. escape this world and create my own.
...
im Moot
this
moot isn't capitalized faggot