This Macron handshake and the recent disrespectful comments by the hag Merkel give him more than enough of an excuse to declare war. War on France, Germany, and the Scandinavian countries.
Britain will side with us – all Trump has to do is call up Theresa and be like “listen, bitch – this is the way it’s going to be” and she will cower in fear and send the RAF to start bombing Berlin and Paris.
If Trump declares war on Europe, that will give him ample excuse to dissolve the Russia investigation and ally with the Russians.
Also, during this scenario, Russia can retake the Baltics and Poland. Every time I see a US Army parade in Estonia with the people out there cheering and clapping, the desire to see a Russian invasion and total domination of that country – including ten year prison sentences for speaking Estonian in public – grows in me.
In fact he should make a military alliance with Russia and declare war on all of the EU. Racial tensions with refugees in Europe will get out of hand as they become a scapegoat and they for ISIS in Europe and become a third fighting factor in WWIII. The Middle East continues to burn. Kim Jong Un tries to fire a nuke at California. The Japanese and South Korea retaliate and take them on once and for all. China backs North Korea. With US involvement in the Pacific, the EU forms an alliance with China and North Korea. Heads are cut off and fall to the ground in Latin America. In Africa, naked men shake spears at the sky and beat drums as the aliens land. From a distance in outer space, silence, and then planet earth collapses upon itself. The camera zooms further out. On planet Zion, a man with a hooked nose watches it all on Dreidelvision, his hands rubbing together. That man's name is God.
Jordan Wright
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Henry Young
Afghanistan has a smaller economy than Iceland. Nazi Germany had a population of 90 million.
The EU (minus Britain) has a population of 445 million. And without the UK it has the economy of like 13 Russia's. Not sure what kind of master plan this is.
Juan Watson
One of the trademarks of fascism is systematically underestimating the true strength of one's enemies
David Williams
if usa waged a war against western democracies it would have liberal states revolting, possibly forcibly trying to leave the union and usa would end up as a balkanized mess.
Jayden Morales
>let's start a conflict that would guarantee the complete destruction of the united states along with sinking the global economy because of a handshake and mean comments
Blake Rogers
>Nazi Germany In 1939 they actually had 70 million people. The rest was annexed.
Julian Butler
>dailystormer this site was somewhat funny as whining racist site before trump got elected. now its simply been played out.
Julian Hall
It's more likely that red guards would rally around corbyn and hang may before any actions could be undertaken than the British populace going to war under Trump's command.
Easton Lee
>Russia and Britain going completely against their interests to side with us. Yeah no buddy. We'd be lucky if Canada even sided with us.
Aaron James
>This Macron handshake and the recent >ive him more than enough of an excuse to declare war.
>Trump is behaving weirdly >Somehow it's our fault and could result in a war ur fucked in the head haha
John Gomez
>golf carts will roll on the streets of Paris once more.
Sebastian Ramirez
>when yanks elect a bantmaster >but he gets bantered back >so they REEEEEEEEEE and say there should be ww3
Bentley Moore
is that website satire? like the onion
Adam Martinez
>American troops parading through Estonia as the people come out to cheer them. >Later, Estonians lined up to do masturbation gestures on the gun barrels of the American tanks.
No, but it sure reads like one.
Caleb Hernandez
americans don't even know where europe lies, you would mistake us with australia.
Gavin Johnson
Xi Jingping>Trump
Levi Martin
>tfw ruining Europe for a third time within 100 years
aww man, can't we be on the good side for once?
Atleast the Frogs are going down with us this time
Camden Hall
Europe is not a country
is this an american fetish? >war on drugs >war on terrorism >war with europe
whats next? war on evil? war on hell? war on satan? war on vegetables? war on kinder eggs? war on healthy lifestyle?
Grayson Allen
We could take on America 1on 1 desu
Jason Campbell
>declare war Yes please, we can ally with the EU and finally get this sick nation wiped off the face of the earth.
Jace Bell
Knowing Serbia you would probably start the war
Chase Gonzalez
Would personally shoot pence to trigger it
Jaxon Clark
>Some cunts don't act like muricas bitches anymore >"WORLD WAR NOW REEEEE"
So this is the power of America huh?
Hudson Nguyen
Yes your people have a tendency of shooting politicians
